August 23, 1999					
					
					
						Shrill star faces fans					
					
											by Paul McEnery										
				 
									
									
						October 13, 1999					
					
					
						The future is now					
					
											by Peter Braunstein										
				 
									
									
						August 16, 1999					
					
					
						Biggest boobs on the tube					
					
											by Chris Gore										
				 
									
									
						December 7, 1999					
					
					
						They're not just for undertakers anymore					
					
											by John Marr										
				 
									
									
						September 7, 1999					
					
					
						Gennifer Flowers is not going to be outdone as a presidential floozy					
					
											by Jenn Shreve										
				 
									
									
						December 21, 1999					
					
					
						God bless us, every one					
					
											by Andrei Codrescu										
				 
									
									
						September 15, 1999					
					
					
						Excerpt from SM Classics					
					
											by Jay Wiseman										
				 
									
									
						September 14, 1999					
					
					
						Barry Williams dismantles post-Brady hijinx, and hawks his CD					
					
											by David Cassel										
				 
									
									
						November 2, 1999					
					
					
						What's a poet to do?					
					
											by Andrei Codrescu										
				 
									
									
						November 29, 1999					
					
					
						In love with a rock star					
					
											by Nick Mamatas										
				 
									
									
						November 18, 1999					
					
					
						Weird Al's not so weird after all					
					
											by Larry Getlen										
				 
									
									
						July 26, 1999					
					
					
						How Andy Kaufman saved pro wrestling					
					
											by Mat Honan										
				 
									
									
						October 1, 1999					
					
					
						How color-blind is Giuliani's clampdown?					
					
											by Paul McEnery										
				 
									
									
						August 23, 1999					
					
					
						He just really likes breasts					
					
											by M. Christian										
				 
									
									
						November 16, 1999					
					
					
						Did you know Prince Charles has official feathers?					
					
											by Jenn Shreve										
				 
									
									
						January 18, 2000					
					
					
						Tips on finding a great lay					
					
											by Ryan McLaughlin										
				 
									
									
						December 29, 1999					
					
					
						Looking for love at the Edgewater West					
					
											by Jayson Gallaway										
				 
									
									
						December 24, 1999					
					
					
						Season's greetings from the South					
					
											by Brett Allan King										
				 
									
									
						December 9, 1999					
					
					
						Robin McElroy: Bull-busting babe					
					
											by G. Patrick Pawling										
				 
									
									
						August 27, 1999					
					
					
											
					
											by Evan O'Sullivan										
				 
									
									
						September 14, 1999					
					
					
											
					
											by Larry Getlen										
				 
									
									
						September 14, 1999					
					
					
						Raw straightforwardness is a good fit for the Net					
					
											by Jenn Shreve										
				 
									
									
						September 13, 1999					
					
					
						The latest in flying diversions					
					
											by Thomas S. Roche										
				 
									
									
						July 27, 1999					
					
					
						Humility hunting in the world of Ben					
					
											by David Merline										
				 
									
									
						November 1, 1999					
					
					
						The Hell's Kitchen of South Africa					
					
											by Hank Hyena										
				 
									
									
						August 27, 1999					
					
					
						Those who can't do, fake it at the Air Guitar Championships					
					
											by Andrew Baio										
				 
									
									
						January 18, 2000					
					
					
						A portrait of Pamela Stonebrooke					
					
											by Al Ridenour										
				 
									
									
						August 9, 1999					
					
					
											
					
											by Randy Alfred										
				 
									
									
						December 22, 1999					
					
					
						Dirty gifts for your special someone					
					
											by Eve Rings										
				 
									
									
						August 17, 1999					
					
					
						Big money's at stake over psychic talking deli meat					
					
											by David Cassel										
				 
									
									
						August 24, 1999					
					
					
						Prowling for debauchery in New Orleans					
					
											by Juliette Dauphine										
				 
									
									
						August 27, 1999					
					
					
											
					
											by Nick Montfort										
				 
									
									
						September 10, 1999					
					
					
						Chicks rejecting dicks (at least those attached to men)					
					
											by Jerry Monsanto										
				 
									
									
						September 3, 1999					
					
					
						Free speech simply isn't profitable					
					
											by David Cassel										
				 
									
									
						August 26, 1999					
					
					
						Tripping through the stars with the horniest guru					
					
											by Robert Phoenix										
				 
									
									
						August 31, 1999					
					
					
						I lost 80 pounds -- twice!					
					
											by Whorella										
				 
									
									
						December 15, 1999					
					
					
						Dour John Zerzan wants to destroy civilization while staying out of jail					
					
											by Peter Fenton										
				 
									
									
						October 18, 1999					
					
					
						An idea whose time has come					
					
											by Beauregard Noregard										
				 
									
									
						August 10, 1999					
					
					
						Online virgin, offline slut					
					
											by Jenn Shreve										
				 
									
									
						September 10, 1999					
					
					
						Erotic comic strip					
					
											by Roberta Gregory										
				 
									
									
						August 13, 1999					
					
					
						Erotic comic strip					
					
											by Roberta Gregory										
				 
									
									
						December 3, 1999					
					
					
						Erotic Comic Strip					
					
											by Roberta Gregory										
				 
									
									
						October 15, 1999					
					
					
						Erotic Comic Strip					
					
											by Roberta Gregory										
				 
									
									
						January 13, 2000					
					
					
						Chat rooms and tongue traveling					
					
											by Lydia Lunch										
				 
									
									
						August 20, 1999					
					
					
											
					
											by David Cassel										
				 
									
									
						November 17, 1999					
					
					
						The new Hollywood breed					
					
											by Jenn Shreve										
				 
									
									
						December 30, 1999					
					
					
						A boy and his software					
					
											by Joel Schalit										
				 
									
									
						December 17, 1999					
					
					
						Web-based stereos and... washing machines?					
					
											by Sherman M. Fridman										
				 
									
									
						October 13, 1999					
					
					
						Anarchists dismantle the museum					
					
											by Iain Aitch										
				 
									
									
						December 1, 1999					
					
					
						Mr Methane is a gas, gas, gas					
					
											by Regg Crimev										
				 
									
									
						October 1, 1999					
					
					
						U.K. hopes to impress Martians with pop music and dots					
					
											by Damian Barr										
				 
									
									
						August 3, 1999					
					
					
						War means action for women, too					
					
											by Whorella										
				 
									
									
						October 13, 1999					
					
					
						Take care of that tush					
					
											by Thomas S. Roche										
				 
									
									
						August 20, 1999					
					
					
						The cult of the 2600 is still alive and well					
					
											by Nick Montfort										
				 
									
									
						August 25, 1999					
					
					
						Car wrecks were never so much fun					
					
											by Patty Cursed										
				 
									
									
						October 22, 1999					
					
					
						Modern piracy on the high seas					
					
											by Etelka Lehoczky										
				 
									
									
						December 1, 1999					
					
					
						Frightful fathers beget gorgeous daughters					
					
											by Jenn Shreve										
				 
									
									
						September 3, 1999					
					
					
						Will gadgets and military tactics really solve anything?					
					
											by Mat Honan										
				 
									
									
						October 13, 1999					
					
					
						Excerpt from Gone Is The Shame					
					
											by Pat Califia										
				 
									
									
						August 13, 1999					
					
					
						Purchases for Friday the 13th					
					
											by Thomas S. Roche										
				 
									
									
						December 13, 1999					
					
					
						Parental neglect, Hollywood style					
					
											by Kat Giantis										
				 
									
									
						August 4, 1999					
					
					
											
					
											by Thomas S. Roche										
				 
									
									
						December 29, 1999					
					
					
						Hollywood's baddest girls					
					
											by Peter Braunstein										
				 
									
									
						September 1, 1999					
					
					
						Inside the world of football prognostication					
					
											by Patrick Hughes										
				 
									
									
						October 8, 1999					
					
					
						Big guns, flame throwers, and estrogen					
					
											by Michelle Handelman										
				 
									
									
						December 3, 1999					
					
					
						What it all really means					
					
											by Ken Layne										
				 
									
									
						October 25, 1999					
					
					
						The fetish of formicophilia					
					
											by Eve Rings										
				 
									
									
						September 7, 1999					
					
					
						The dos and don'ts of getting bulldagger booty					
					
											by D. R.										
				 
									
									
						October 11, 1999					
					
					
						Starve your mites for an easy sleep					
					
											by Thomas S. Roche										
				 
									
									
						October 15, 1999					
					
					
						The freshest in beeping fashion accessories					
					
											by Thomas S. Roche										
				 
									
									
						November 18, 1999					
					
					
						Popular bugs cause controversy in Japan					
					
											by Maury M. Breecher, Ph.D.										
				 
									
									
						September 15, 1999					
					
					
						An interview with the executive producer of Waco: The Rules of Engagement					
					
											by Steve Robles										
				 
									
									
						January 19, 2000					
					
					
						Leading ladies get translucent					
					
											by Jenn Shreve										
				 
									
									
						September 1, 1999					
					
					
						Or why I consider Calista Flockhart erection repellent					
					
											by Hugh G. Rection										
				 
									
									
						October 29, 1999					
					
					
						Heroin, Pinochet, ABBA -- oh my!					
					
											by Jeff Morris										
				 
									
									
						November 5, 1999					
					
					
						Pachydermalicious news you can't use					
					
											by Jeff Morris										
				 
									
									
						November 12, 1999					
					
					
						More inanity than you can shake a leg at					
					
											by Jeff Morris										
				 
									
									
						November 19, 1999					
					
					
						Breaking news on chess, prisons, and cows					
					
											by Jeff Morris										
				 
									
									
						December 3, 1999					
					
					
						The black market in bugs and strudel					
					
											by Jeff Morris										
				 
									
									
						October 8, 1999					
					
					
						Y2K cons, vacation terrors, and bellicose bystanders					
					
											by Jeff Morris										
				 
									
									
						December 10, 1999					
					
					
						Armpit licking on television and weapons for free					
					
											by Jeff Morris										
				 
									
									
						October 15, 1999					
					
					
						Y2K comes early, hiding out in a hole, and sitting with the dead					
					
											by Jeff Morris										
				 
									
									
						December 17, 1999					
					
					
						Disability, piss, and death					
					
											by Jeff Morris										
				 
									
									
						October 22, 1999					
					
					
						Bring me your sperm, exploding parrots, and horny ducks					
					
											by Jeff Morris										
				 
									
									
						August 24, 1999					
					
					
						Adolescent antics are making a splash in SoCal					
					
											by Stephen Lemons										
				 
									
									
						August 17, 1999					
					
					
						Meanwhile, liberals take on the small issues					
					
											by RU Sirius										
				 
									
									
						August 24, 1999					
					
					
											
					
											by Greg Lee										
				 
									
									
						September 22, 1999					
					
					
						Who wants to be famous, anyway?					
					
											by Andrei Codrescu										
				 
									
									
						September 20, 1999					
					
					
						Scot pop phenom lose their teen cherry					
					
											by Sarah Jacobson										
				 
									
									
						August 11, 1999					
					
					
						Because Ken is simply inadequate					
					
											by Cara Bruce										
				 
									
									
						October 29, 1999					
					
					
						Larry King, The Real World, Courtney Love, and more					
					
											by Melissa T.										
				 
									
									
						September 10, 1999					
					
					
						Jennifer Love Hewitt, South Park, Dionne Warwick, and more					
					
											by Melissa T.										
				 
									
									
						November 5, 1999					
					
					
						Martha Stewart, Ricky Martin, Danny Glover, and more					
					
											by Melissa T.										
				 
									
									
						September 17, 1999					
					
					
						Jenny McCarthy, Brad Pitt, George Michael and more					
					
											by Melissa T.										
				 
									
									
						July 30, 1999					
					
					
						Gary Coleman, Rob Zombie, Britney Spears and more...					
					
											by Melissa T.										
				 
									
									
						November 12, 1999					
					
					
						Milla Jovovich, Aerosmith, Pete Rose, and more					
					
											by Melissa T.										
				 
									
									
						September 24, 1999					
					
					
						Johnny Depp, Howard Stern, Diana Ross and more					
					
											by Melissa T.										
				 
									
									
						November 19, 1999					
					
					
						Eminem, Jay Leno, Baywatch, and more					
					
											by Melissa T.										
				 
									
									
						August 6, 1999					
					
					
						Charlie Sheen, Leelee Sobieski, Monica and more...					
					
											by Melissa T.										
				 
									
									
						October 1, 1999					
					
					
						Janet Jackson, Brooke Shields, Anna Nicole Smith, and more					
					
											by Melissa T.										
				 
									
									
						August 13, 1999					
					
					
						Chris Rock, Geena Davis, Dennis Rodman and more					
					
											by Melissa T.										
				 
									
									
						October 8, 1999					
					
					
						Paul Reubens, Jesse Ventura, Mark Wahlberg, and more					
					
											by Melissa T.										
				 
									
									
						December 3, 1999					
					
					
						The WWF, Drew Barrymore, Elton John, and more					
					
											by Melissa T.										
				 
									
									
						August 20, 1999					
					
					
						Denise Richards, Stone Temple Pilots, Jerry Springer, and more					
					
											by Melissa T.										
				 
									
									
						December 10, 1999					
					
					
						Kid Rock, Alyssa Milano, Ted Nugent, and more					
					
											by Melissa T.										
				 
									
									
						October 15, 1999					
					
					
						Rebecca Romijn-Stamos, Black Sabbath, Ellen DeGeneres, and more					
					
											by Melissa T.										
				 
									
									
						August 27, 1999					
					
					
						Circus freaks, Calista Flockhart, crush videos, and more					
					
											by Melissa T.										
				 
									
									
						December 17, 1999					
					
					
						Kirk Douglas, Judy Garland, Jerry Hall, and more					
					
											by Melissa T.										
				 
									
									
						October 22, 1999					
					
					
						Melanie Griffith, Antonio Sabáto Jr., Duran Duran, and more					
					
											by Melissa T.										
				 
									
									
						September 3, 1999					
					
					
						Angelica Bridges, Fiona Apple, Susan Lucci and more					
					
											by Melissa T.										
				 
									
									
						August 2, 1999					
					
					
											
					
											by Thomas S. Roche										
				 
									
									
						September 21, 1999					
					
					
											
					
											by Greg Lee										
				 
									
									
						November 9, 1999					
					
					
						Taxi Dancing, alive and well in Los Angeles					
					
											by Stephen Lemons										
				 
									
									
						October 15, 1999					
					
					
						In the poorest countries of the world, kidneys mean cash					
					
											by Etelka Lehoczky										
				 
									
									
						December 10, 1999					
					
					
						Two self-possessed videogames					
					
											by Suzanne Ashe										
				 
									
									
						August 27, 1999					
					
					
						The fright of facing more than a mouthful					
					
											by Hank Hyena										
				 
									
									
						August 12, 1999					
					
					
						Coprophagia for dummies					
					
											by Lydia Lunch										
				 
									
									
						July 26, 1999					
					
					
						Straight couples and male anal pleasure					
					
											by Marcy Sheiner										
				 
									
									
						December 2, 1999					
					
					
						Creepy clowns and some stinky shit					
					
											by Lydia Lunch										
				 
									
									
						January 6, 2000					
					
					
						Sex-crazed, psychotic clowns					
					
											by Stephen Lemons										
				 
									
									
						September 10, 1999					
					
					
											
					
											by Greg Lee										
				 
									
									
						December 17, 1999					
					
					
						You love 'em, you hate 'em: Find out how much					
					
											by Lou Cabron										
				 
									
									
						August 19, 1999					
					
					
						The skatepunks of baseball					
					
											by Kevin Chanel										
				 
									
									
						September 17, 1999					
					
					
						The kitsch king of Polynesian beauties					
					
											by Rebecca Elliott										
				 
									
									
						August 5, 1999					
					
					
						What those TV dads would earn in the real world					
					
											by Mat Honan										
				 
									
									
						January 13, 2000					
					
					
						What to do when your willie ain't so slick					
					
											by Patrick Di Justo										
				 
									
									
						November 12, 1999					
					
					
						Gettin' blunt with Kool Keith					
					
											by Robert Phoenix										
				 
									
									
						August 25, 1999					
					
					
											
					
											by Andrew Rosenblum										
				 
									
									
						October 12, 1999					
					
					
						MP3 groups trade new music for hacker status					
					
											by Andrew Baio										
				 
									
									
						July 26, 1999					
					
					
						Insects have infested popular culture					
					
											by Mark Dery										
				 
									
									
						December 13, 1999					
					
					
						Reality isn't always consensual					
					
											by Robert Anton Wilson										
				 
									
									
						December 13, 1999					
					
					
						Pyrophiles play Prometheus with their peckers					
					
											by Richard N. Fuego										
				 
									
									
						July 29, 1999					
					
					
											
					
											by Mat Honan										
				 
									
									
						November 24, 1999					
					
					
						Will predictions incite a Hollywood crash?					
					
											by Peter Braunstein										
				 
									
									
						December 14, 1999					
					
					
						Cruel holiday spirit leaves sad, empty mangers					
					
											by Ken Layne										
				 
									
									
						December 3, 1999					
					
					
						An avant-garde psychosexual romp					
					
											by Stephen Lemons										
				 
									
									
						September 30, 1999					
					
					
											
					
											by Andrew Rosenblum										
				 
									
									
						August 3, 1999					
					
					
						The legacy of Roger Miller					
					
											by David Cassel										
				 
									
									
						October 13, 1999					
					
					
						I'll take the Great Danes, thank you					
					
											by Hank Hyena										
				 
									
									
						August 6, 1999					
					
					
											
					
											by Thomas S. Roche										
				 
									
									
						September 29, 1999					
					
					
						Postmodern canvases on wheels					
					
											by Karen Solomon										
				 
									
									
						December 21, 1999					
					
					
						John K. gives us what we want					
					
											by Evan O'Sullivan										
				 
									
									
						September 9, 1999					
					
					
						Surfing fun in earth's harshest realms					
					
											by Sandy Brundage										
				 
									
									
						October 18, 1999					
					
					
						It's not just about Halloween anymore					
					
											by Jeff Morris										
				 
									
									
						December 24, 1999					
					
					
						Taste gets a holiday					
					
											by David Cassel										
				 
									
									
						November 15, 1999					
					
					
						Is this the next 'We Are the World'?					
					
											by Maryam Henein										
				 
									
									
						December 28, 1999					
					
					
						Filmmaker takes script and runs with it					
					
											by Larry Getlen										
				 
									
									
						August 31, 1999					
					
					
						A counterculture girl's guide to spotting a roving man					
					
											by Demetria-Marie Iceax										
				 
									
									
						November 17, 1999					
					
					
						Surreal chess and checker sets					
					
											by Thomas S. Roche										
				 
									
									
						November 29, 1999					
					
					
						You're what's for dinner					
					
											by Cara Bruce										
				 
									
									
						October 21, 1999					
					
					
						Fourteen rated rubbers					
					
											by Hank Hyena										
				 
									
									
						December 20, 1999					
					
					
						Shooting down the Jesus myth					
					
											by Robert Sterling										
				 
									
									
						December 22, 1999					
					
					
						Dickless, inbred, infanticidal moviemaking					
					
											by Eve Rings										
				 
									
									
						December 13, 1999					
					
					
						All I want for Christmas is elephant dung					
					
											by Thomas S. Roche										
				 
									
									
						November 9, 1999					
					
					
						London's grubby answer to Bret Easton Ellis					
					
											by Iain Aitch										
				 
									
									
						November 5, 1999					
					
					
						Erotic comic strip					
					
											by Anthony Vukojevich										
				 
									
									
						August 19, 1999					
					
					
											
					
											by Michael Genrich										
				 
									
									
						December 20, 1999					
					
					
						Christmas cell phone hit could ace out Hamster Dance					
					
											by Iain Aitch										
				 
									
									
						August 24, 1999					
					
					
						Infants with acne boogie 'til dawn					
					
											by Andrei Codrescu										
				 
									
									
						August 1, 1999					
					
					
						Weird-ass publishing innovations for a tripped-out future					
					
											by Thomas S. Roche										
				 
									
									
						November 15, 1999					
					
					
						The orgasmic release of the Apocalypse myth					
					
											by Robert Anton Wilson										
				 
									
									
						August 11, 1999					
					
					
						Geeks and ravers get an excuse to gather					
					
											by Patrick Hughes										
				 
									
									
						September 8, 1999					
					
					
						An antidote to Hollywood's puritanical tendencies					
					
											by Peter Braunstein										
				 
									
									
						December 9, 1999					
					
					
						Diseases of the dead and infectious					
					
											by Hank Hyena										
				 
									
									
						November 9, 1999					
					
					
						Seduced by a Russian tennis vixen					
					
											by Jeff Diehl										
				 
									
									
						October 15, 1999					
					
					
						Have sex in small spaces without getting caught					
					
											by Hank Hyena										
				 
									
									
						July 30, 1999					
					
					
											
					
											by Thomas S. Roche										
				 
									
									
						September 3, 1999					
					
					
						Academia gets into the juicy stuff					
					
											by D. R.										
				 
									
									
						July 30, 1999					
					
					
						Testing the limits of self-expression					
					
											by Mat Honan										
				 
									
									
						October 26, 1999					
					
					
						Bored Web surfers flock to see online execution photos					
					
											by Ken Layne										
				 
									
									
						January 11, 2000					
					
					
						How Ayn Rand's Objectivism shows its influence today					
					
											by Jeff Diehl										
				 
									
									
						January 4, 2000					
					
					
						A conversation with Jim Jarmusch					
					
											by Chris Campion										
				 
									
									
						August 4, 1999					
					
					
											
					
											by David Cassel										
				 
									
									
						November 11, 1999					
					
					
						Self-mutilators and chubby chasers					
					
											by Lydia Lunch										
				 
									
									
						October 14, 1999					
					
					
						Tips on the bloodiest of sports					
					
											by Eve Rings										
				 
									
									
						November 23, 1999					
					
					
						Let the deadsploitation begin					
					
											by David Cassel										
				 
									
									
						November 11, 1999					
					
					
						Don't believe the hype					
					
											by Lou Cabron										
				 
									
									
						August 30, 1999					
					
					
						Strange recordings hold the secret of the afterlife					
					
											by Erik Davis										
				 
									
									
						September 13, 1999					
					
					
						Kids, alienation, and amorality					
					
											by Mark Dery										
				 
									
									
						December 21, 1999					
					
					
						The best gift of all					
					
											by John Marr										
				 
									
									
						September 28, 1999					
					
					
						Fatal entertainment mishaps					
					
											by John Marr										
				 
									
									
						August 2, 1999					
					
					
						The Church of Euthanasia's modest proposal					
					
											by Mark Dery										
				 
									
									
						November 3, 1999					
					
					
						The 'Hollywood' election					
					
											by Jenn Shreve										
				 
									
									
						September 14, 1999					
					
					
						A look at Puerto Rican "terrorists"					
					
											by Patrick Hughes										
				 
									
									
						August 23, 1999					
					
					
											
					
											by Michael Genrich										
				 
									
									
						January 18, 2000					
					
					
						A nasal adventure					
					
											by Julia Scheeres										
				 
									
									
						August 30, 1999					
					
					
						Goodbye England's ruse					
					
											by Steve Robles										
				 
									
									
						September 7, 1999					
					
					
						How to piss off The Man online					
					
											by Shermakaye Bass										
				 
									
									
						November 23, 1999					
					
					
						Brit Artists Tracey Emin and Billy Childish go very public					
					
											by Iain Aitch										
				 
									
									
						August 18, 1999					
					
					
						How US scientists nurture deadly pathogens					
					
											by Heidi Kriz										
				 
									
									
						November 10, 1999					
					
					
						Beat the government's database -- and vanish					
					
											by Amy Glavasich										
				 
									
									
						December 14, 1999					
					
					
						These chicks just follow the money					
					
											by Jenn Shreve										
				 
									
									
						November 10, 1999					
					
					
						Hitler's drug is the new 'new crack'					
					
											by Mike Horowitz										
				 
									
									
						August 3, 1999					
					
					
						Sexual deviance with everyday ingredients					
					
											by D. R.										
				 
									
									
						September 15, 1999					
					
					
						Underground film fest filled with real-life winners					
					
											by Sarah Jacobson										
				 
									
									
						August 26, 1999					
					
					
						Private dicks and other incriminating evidence					
					
											by Lydia Lunch										
				 
									
									
						October 1, 1999					
					
					
						How to do it					
					
											by Hank Hyena										
				 
									
									
						December 6, 1999					
					
					
						Lolita revisited					
					
											by Eve Rings										
				 
									
									
						August 13, 1999					
					
					
											
					
											by Eric Umansky										
				 
									
									
						January 20, 2000					
					
					
						An unexpected peril of the undertaker's trade					
					
											by Maryam Henein										
				 
									
									
						January 21, 2000					
					
					
						Novelist Hubert Selby Jr. refuses to die					
					
											by Lydia Lunch										
				 
									
									
						October 5, 1999					
					
					
						Inspiration for the suburban housewife					
					
											by Jenn Shreve										
				 
									
									
						January 21, 2000					
					
					
						Erotic comic strip					
					
											by Ted McKeever										
				 
									
									
						September 29, 1999					
					
					
						The Japanese art of Kokigami					
					
											by Cara Bruce										
				 
									
									
						November 22, 1999					
					
					
						Colorado fights road rage					
					
											by Joe Doebele										
				 
									
									
						October 14, 1999					
					
					
						Promises to mend evil ways					
					
											by Jeff Morris										
				 
									
									
						October 25, 1999					
					
					
						Director's bid to make 10 films by Y2K					
					
											by Sarah Jacobson										
				 
									
									
						August 9, 1999					
					
					
						High-tech gadgets for today's wannabe spy					
					
											by Thomas S. Roche										
				 
									
									
						September 24, 1999					
					
					
											
					
											by Mat Honan										
				 
									
									
						November 25, 1999					
					
					
						A delicious simian surprise					
					
											by Brett Allan King										
				 
									
									
						August 12, 1999					
					
					
						The cult for people of color					
					
											by D. R.										
				 
									
									
						December 6, 1999					
					
					
						Easy answers that make sense					
					
											by Thomas S. Roche										
				 
									
									
						December 10, 1999					
					
					
						The true meaning of necrotechnology					
					
											by Peter Fenton										
				 
									
									
						November 1, 1999					
					
					
											
					
											by Andrew Rosenblum										
				 
									
									
						October 28, 1999					
					
					
						No personality or too much					
					
											by Lydia Lunch										
				 
									
									
						October 4, 1999					
					
					
						Going in through the out door					
					
											by Steve Robles										
				 
									
									
						August 10, 1999					
					
					
						Ease her pain, she'll polish your knob					
					
											by Jamie Bryan										
				 
									
									
						September 14, 1999					
					
					
						An American in the firing line					
					
											by Anonymous										
				 
									
									
						September 16, 1999					
					
					
						An American in the firing line					
					
											by Anonymous										
				 
									
									
						September 15, 1999					
					
					
						Americans in the firing line					
					
											by Anonymous										
				 
									
									
						August 3, 1999					
					
					
											
					
											by Andrew Rosenblum										
				 
									
									
						October 4, 1999					
					
					
						Who killed Stanley Kubrick?					
					
											by Robert Sterling										
				 
									
									
						September 20, 1999					
					
					
						Crazy captions bring lawyers					
					
											by David Cassel										
				 
									
									
						January 14, 2000					
					
					
						Erotic comic strip					
					
											by James Kochalka										
				 
									
									
						September 17, 1999					
					
					
						Erotic comic strip					
					
											by James Kochalka										
				 
									
									
						November 19, 1999					
					
					
						Erotic comic strip					
					
											by James Kochalka										
				 
									
									
						October 22, 1999					
					
					
						Erotic comic strip					
					
											by James Kochalka										
				 
									
									
						December 16, 1999					
					
					
						One woman walks away from the 'fat is beautiful' movement					
					
											by Nancy Evelyn Gold										
				 
									
									
						August 3, 1999					
					
					
						A history of deadly hazing					
					
											by John Marr										
				 
									
									
						August 5, 1999					
					
					
						Tracking the mysterious Brown Buffalo					
					
											by Shermakaye Bass										
				 
									
									
						September 23, 1999					
					
					
						Dangerous or painful aphrodisiacs					
					
											by Lydia Lunch										
				 
									
									
						October 6, 1999					
					
					
						A celebrity shit project					
					
											by Stephen Lemons										
				 
									
									
						September 3, 1999					
					
					
											
					
											by Linda Avey Bullock										
				 
									
									
						October 14, 1999					
					
					
						An interview with Chuck Palahniuk					
					
											by RU Sirius										
				 
									
									
						July 28, 1999					
					
					
						How the Drug War makes people puke					
					
											by Paul Krassner										
				 
									
									
						January 12, 2000					
					
					
						The fine line between intrigue and ridicule					
					
											by Michelle Goldberg										
				 
									
									
						August 6, 1999					
					
					
						Circumventing circumcision					
					
											by Hank Hyena										
				 
									
									
						July 26, 1999					
					
					
						Porn stars who wrestle					
					
											by Cara Bruce										
				 
									
									
						July 27, 1999					
					
					
						Drop Dead Gorgeous director finds an easy target in beauty pageants					
					
											by Emily Zuzik										
				 
									
									
						September 16, 1999					
					
					
						Have you got it?					
					
											by Athena Douris										
				 
									
									
						September 8, 1999					
					
					
						Research shows they resemble coked-up humans					
					
											by Patrick Di Justo										
				 
									
									
						August 16, 1999					
					
					
						New evidence of violent tendencies in dolphins					
					
											by Mark Dery										
				 
									
									
						September 14, 1999					
					
					
											
					
											by Larry Getlen										
				 
									
									
						October 27, 1999					
					
					
						Europe's model for protest crops up in the States					
					
											by Heidi Kriz										
				 
									
									
						November 4, 1999					
					
					
						Tell me you hate me					
					
											by Lydia Lunch										
				 
									
									
						October 18, 1999					
					
					
						Making skin grafts from baby penises					
					
											by Ryan McLaughlin										
				 
									
									
						October 21, 1999					
					
					
						Female condoms and the coming Brazilian bonk-fest					
					
											by Sherman M. Fridman										
				 
									
									
						August 11, 1999					
					
					
						High fashion feeds off the streets					
					
											by Andrei Codrescu										
				 
									
									
						December 23, 1999					
					
					
						Pro-life propaganda cartoon goes for broke					
					
											by Lynn Powers										
				 
									
									
						October 28, 1999					
					
					
						The marketing magic of Vampire Wine					
					
											by Etelka Lehoczky										
				 
									
									
						November 26, 1999					
					
					
						How to tear his eyes away from the TV					
					
											by Eve Rings										
				 
									
									
						October 4, 1999					
					
					
						Heads you win, bodies you lose					
					
											by Patrick Di Justo										
				 
									
									
						August 30, 1999					
					
					
						Firearm innovations for today's cop, kook, and survivalist					
					
											by Thomas S. Roche										
				 
									
									
						October 29, 1999					
					
					
						Grim reaping for fun and profit					
					
											by Annalee Newitz										
				 
									
									
						September 13, 1999					
					
					
						The dedicated lifestyle of plushophiliacs					
					
											by Maryam Henein										
				 
									
									
						November 2, 1999					
					
					
						Don't put that in your mouth					
					
											by Patrick Di Justo										
				 
									
									
						November 16, 1999					
					
					
						Space monkeys, protohumans, and smart drunks					
					
											by Patrick Di Justo										
				 
									
									
						November 30, 1999					
					
					
						Grow your own genitals, tiny footballers, and more					
					
											by Patrick Di Justo										
				 
									
									
						December 14, 1999					
					
					
						Turkeys, pheromones, and a better beer					
					
											by Patrick Di Justo										
				 
									
									
						October 19, 1999					
					
					
						Shellfish, genes, and atom smashers					
					
											by Patrick Di Justo										
				 
									
									
						November 19, 1999					
					
					
						How to seduce gays and lesbians					
					
											by Hank Hyena										
				 
									
									
						November 4, 1999					
					
					
						A brush with fame in Xian					
					
											by Gary Mex Glazner										
				 
									
									
						October 7, 1999					
					
					
						Overexposed and under-limbed					
					
											by Lydia Lunch										
				 
									
									
						September 9, 1999					
					
					
						How to avenge yourself against human rabbits and other dorks					
					
											by Lydia Lunch										
				 
									
									
						October 6, 1999					
					
					
						Erotic fiction					
					
											by M. Christian										
				 
									
									
						October 1, 1999					
					
					
						Erotic comic strip					
					
											by Molly Kiely										
				 
									
									
						September 2, 1999					
					
					
						UCLA has fallen and it can't get up					
					
											by Andrew Rice										
				 
									
									
						November 12, 1999					
					
					
						Erotic comic strip					
					
											by Molly Kiely										
				 
									
									
						December 30, 1999					
					
					
						Erotic comic strip					
					
											by Molly Kiely										
				 
									
									
						November 29, 1999					
					
					
						Gross presents to nauseate and delight					
					
											by Thomas S. Roche										
				 
									
									
						November 23, 1999					
					
					
						A day in the life of a sperm donor					
					
											by Brian Whitty										
				 
									
									
						July 30, 1999					
					
					
						Comic strip					
					
											by Molly Kiely										
				 
									
									
						January 3, 2000					
					
					
						The new world trend?					
					
											by Brett Allan King										
				 
									
									
						November 10, 1999					
					
					
						Blood of Abraham: such nice boys					
					
											by D. R.										
				 
									
									
						September 24, 1999					
					
					
						Verily I say unto you, your mouth shall be filled with gold					
					
											by Annalee Newitz										
				 
									
									
						August 11, 1999					
					
					
											
					
											by Patrick Di Justo										
				 
									
									
						September 8, 1999					
					
					
						Modern appliances for the golfing fanatic					
					
											by Thomas S. Roche										
				 
									
									
						August 31, 1999					
					
					
						Tom Waits, Jad Fair & Kramer, PantyChrist, Inger Lorre					
					
											by Thomas S. Roche										
				 
									
									
						August 10, 1999					
					
					
						Carnie Wilson surgery gets Webcast					
					
											by David Cassel										
				 
									
									
						December 1, 1999					
					
					
						Taste is cheap; disgust costs extra					
					
											by Thomas S. Roche										
				 
									
									
						January 4, 2000					
					
					
						...the federal government kills people					
					
											by Thomas S. Roche										
				 
									
									
						December 3, 1999					
					
					
						Internet cult goes MTV					
					
											by David Cassel										
				 
									
									
						August 3, 1999					
					
					
						The most promiscuous meme on the Net					
					
											by David Cassel										
				 
									
									
						August 3, 1999					
					
					
						They're England's newest hit-maker					
					
											by David Cassel										
				 
									
									
						October 14, 1999					
					
					
											
					
											by Thomas S. Roche										
				 
									
									
						August 30, 1999					
					
					
						Cyberguerrillas speak for East Timor					
					
											by Duncan Frissell										
				 
									
									
						October 7, 1999					
					
					
						Be careful what you put in your mouth					
					
											by Brett Allan King										
				 
									
									
						October 29, 1999					
					
					
						Paranoia and mutilation compulsion					
					
											by Athena Douris										
				 
									
									
						November 26, 1999					
					
					
						England's in love with alien embryos					
					
											by Chris Campion										
				 
									
									
						August 2, 1999					
					
					
						NY State Troopers post Woodstock riot photos					
					
											by David Cassel										
				 
									
									
						October 25, 1999					
					
					
						Relive the Cold War through 'atomic tourism'					
					
											by Barney Greinke										
				 
									
									
						September 3, 1999					
					
					
											
					
											by Keith Sanders										
				 
									
									
						July 30, 1999					
					
					
											
					
											by Diane Goldberg										
				 
									
									
						November 22, 1999					
					
					
						A catgirl's guide to doin' it					
					
											by Eve Rings										
				 
									
									
						September 21, 1999					
					
					
						Julian Lennon on the Web -- what's the point?					
					
											by Jenn Shreve										
				 
									
									
						December 23, 1999					
					
					
						A recipe for family fun					
					
											by Johnny Dankerously										
				 
									
									
						August 2, 1999					
					
					
											
					
											by Amy Rasmussen										
				 
									
									
						August 10, 1999					
					
					
											
					
											by Steve Moramarco										
				 
									
									
						October 18, 1999					
					
					
						Ethnic speech translated into 'anglonics'					
					
											by Jamie Bryan										
				 
									
									
						November 5, 1999					
					
					
						Stock up on Chi in time for the millennium!					
					
											by Thomas S. Roche										
				 
									
									
						August 6, 1999					
					
					
											
					
											by Thea Hillman										
				 
									
									
						November 25, 1999					
					
					
						Rump roasting and charity work					
					
											by Lydia Lunch										
				 
									
									
						November 11, 1999					
					
					
						A hair-raising diversion					
					
											by Kat Giantis										
				 
									
									
						October 20, 1999					
					
					
						Quick, get me a good-looking Hispanic transsexual!					
					
											by Jenn Shreve										
				 
									
									
						November 24, 1999					
					
					
						How to get your freak on when visiting your family					
					
											by Eve Rings										
				 
									
									
						October 27, 1999					
					
					
						Erotic fiction					
					
											by Poppy Z. Brite										
				 
									
									
						August 17, 1999					
					
					
						The ins and outs of yin and yang					
					
											by Hank Hyena										
				 
									
									
						November 16, 1999					
					
					
						Fighting for the right to masturbate					
					
											by Maryam Henein										
				 
									
									
						November 17, 1999					
					
					
						Spicy sex story					
					
											by Steve Robles										
				 
									
									
						September 3, 1999					
					
					
						Scandalous newsmaker emails uncovered					
					
											by Greg Lee										
				 
									
									
						September 13, 1999					
					
					
						An action hero disses his roots					
					
											by G. Patrick Pawling										
				 
									
									
						August 12, 1999					
					
					
						A normal dude's guide to picking up alternachicks					
					
											by Xavier "Spike" Acton										
				 
									
									
						November 8, 1999					
					
					
						A new take on the China embassy bombing					
					
											by Robert Sterling										
				 
									
									
						November 22, 1999					
					
					
						The Crapfest makes a mess					
					
											by Annalee Newitz										
				 
									
									
						November 23, 1999					
					
					
						Shock jock fights divorce news site					
					
											by David Cassel										
				 
									
									
						October 12, 1999					
					
					
						In praise of awkwardness					
					
											by Andrei Codrescu										
				 
									
									
						September 8, 1999					
					
					
						Sometimes, the most dangerous game is showing up					
					
											by Schwann										
				 
									
									
						September 21, 1999					
					
					
						Femininity, Tae Kwon Do, and kicking ass					
					
											by Christine Kenneally										
				 
									
									
						October 25, 1999					
					
					
						Caligula returns					
					
											by Peter Braunstein										
				 
									
									
						November 4, 1999					
					
					
						Our mystery date with Mahir					
					
											by Mat Honan										
				 
									
									
						September 20, 1999					
					
					
						'Recovered memory,' demonology, and duck soup					
					
											by Robert Anton Wilson										
				 
									
									
						September 2, 1999					
					
					
						Healing the wounds of the Atlanta massacre with Phish Food					
					
											by Rob Poynter										
				 
									
									
						November 22, 1999					
					
					
						Not your mother's Satanic conspiracies					
					
											by Robert Sterling										
				 
									
									
						October 22, 1999					
					
					
						The iToilet encourages you to 'shit different'					
					
											by Thomas S. Roche										
				 
									
									
						October 19, 1999					
					
					
						Your modem is driving you mad					
					
											by Andrei Codrescu										
				 
									
									
						October 19, 1999					
					
					
						Kelsey Grammer online					
					
											by Kat Giantis										
				 
									
									
						October 5, 1999					
					
					
						A conversation with the consummate dreamer					
					
											by Robert Phoenix										
				 
									
									
						November 29, 1999					
					
					
						Cults, religions, and BS in general					
					
											by Robert Anton Wilson										
				 
									
									
						December 7, 1999					
					
					
						Kari French's cooch art					
					
											by Stephen Lemons										
				 
									
									
						December 9, 1999					
					
					
						Tim Roth on film violence and growing older					
					
											by Peter Braunstein										
				 
									
									
						December 27, 1999					
					
					
						Hotel infiltration for fun, profit, and victory					
					
											by Sandy Brundage										
				 
									
									
						September 28, 1999					
					
					
						Krishna rock for GeneratioNext					
					
											by Brett Allan King										
				 
									
									
						July 26, 1999					
					
					
						Punk rock in the ring					
					
											by Sarah Jacobson										
				 
									
									
						November 22, 1999					
					
					
						Meg Lee Chin holds her own					
					
											by Holly Day										
				 
									
									
						November 5, 1999					
					
					
						How to seduce a virgin					
					
											by Hank Hyena										
				 
									
									
						October 20, 1999					
					
					
						Filmmaker probes the infamous porn star					
					
											by Peter Braunstein										
				 
									
									
						September 8, 1999					
					
					
						This week: Religion for Assholes					
					
											by Lou Cabron										
				 
									
									
						November 3, 1999					
					
					
						Mocking Rick Wallace for Assholes					
					
											by Lou Cabron										
				 
									
									
						September 15, 1999					
					
					
						This week: Stalking for Assholes					
					
											by Lou Cabron										
				 
									
									
						November 10, 1999					
					
					
						This week: Copyright Infringement for Assholes					
					
											by Lou Cabron										
				 
									
									
						September 22, 1999					
					
					
						This week: Anonymity for Assholes					
					
											by Lou Cabron										
				 
									
									
						November 17, 1999					
					
					
						This week: Digital cameras for assholes					
					
											by Lou Cabron										
				 
									
									
						September 29, 1999					
					
					
						This week: Disposable Identities for Assholes					
					
											by Lou Cabron										
				 
									
									
						August 11, 1999					
					
					
						This week: Newsgroups					
					
											by Lou Cabron										
				 
									
									
						November 24, 1999					
					
					
						This week: Floppy Disks for Assholes					
					
											by Lou Cabron										
				 
									
									
						August 18, 1999					
					
					
						This week: Portals and personal ads					
					
											by Lou Cabron										
				 
									
									
						December 1, 1999					
					
					
						This week: Windows for Assholes					
					
											by Lou Cabron										
				 
									
									
						October 6, 1999					
					
					
						This week: Spamming for Assholes					
					
											by Lou Cabron										
				 
									
									
						December 8, 1999					
					
					
						This week: Porn for Assholes					
					
											by Lou Cabron										
				 
									
									
						October 13, 1999					
					
					
						This week: Voting Fraud for Assholes					
					
											by Lou Cabron										
				 
									
									
						August 25, 1999					
					
					
						This week: eBay					
					
											by Lou Cabron										
				 
									
									
						December 15, 1999					
					
					
						This week: Torturing celebrities					
					
											by Lou Cabron										
				 
									
									
						October 20, 1999					
					
					
						This week: Skepticism for Assholes					
					
											by Lou Cabron										
				 
									
									
						September 1, 1999					
					
					
						This week: Death for Assholes					
					
											by Lou Cabron										
				 
									
									
						October 27, 1999					
					
					
						This week: Chatting for Assholes					
					
											by Lou Cabron										
				 
									
									
						September 8, 1999					
					
					
						The hand that rocks the dreidel					
					
											by Steve Robles										
				 
									
									
						November 12, 1999					
					
					
						The new models are in					
					
											by Suzanne Ashe										
				 
									
									
						August 19, 1999					
					
					
						Media pranksters stage annoying alterna-Dylan spectacle					
					
											by Stephen Ronan										
				 
									
									
						August 27, 1999					
					
					
						Japanese obsession with two feuding old women and a vase					
					
											by W. Blake Gray										
				 
									
									
						July 29, 1999					
					
					
						Making art out of body parts					
					
											by Mark Dery										
				 
									
									
						October 18, 1999					
					
					
						Another bowl, Mister Rogers?					
					
											by Whorella										
				 
									
									
						November 9, 1999					
					
					
						Death at Disneyland					
					
											by John Marr										
				 
									
									
						October 12, 1999					
					
					
						Former teen pop star is surprisingly palatable					
					
											by Jenn Shreve										
				 
									
									
						September 3, 1999					
					
					
						Spoken word					
					
											by John Leitera										
				 
									
									
						December 15, 1999					
					
					
						Erotic fiction					
					
											by Jill Nagle										
				 
									
									
						November 15, 1999					
					
					
						A Colorado boy's sex-crime nightmare					
					
											by Ken Layne										
				 
									
									
						September 2, 1999					
					
					
						Reno and the FBI spin another grim fairy tale					
					
											by Steve Robles										
				 
									
									
						October 7, 1999					
					
					
											
					
											by Keith Sanders										
				 
									
									
						September 7, 1999					
					
					
						When good search engines go bad					
					
											by David Cassel										
				 
									
									
						December 10, 1999					
					
					
						How to shoot your wad farther					
					
											by Hank Hyena										
				 
									
									
						December 24, 1999					
					
					
						Erotic comic strip					
					
											by Kieron Dwyer										
				 
									
									
						September 24, 1999					
					
					
						Kama Sutra techniques					
					
											by Hank Hyena										
				 
									
									
						July 27, 1999					
					
					
						Long live journalism					
					
											by RU Sirius										
				 
									
									
						August 12, 1999					
					
					
											
					
											by Thomas S. Roche										
				 
									
									
						August 16, 1999					
					
					
						The King and the sensei					
					
											by David Cassel										
				 
									
									
						September 30, 1999					
					
					
						Cartoonist-Webmaster Summit					
					
											by David Cassel										
				 
									
									
						October 7, 1999					
					
					
						An interview with Soul Coughing's M. Doughty					
					
											by Mo Lohaus										
				 
									
									
						September 3, 1999					
					
					
						Death-dealing youngsters are nothing new					
					
											by John Marr										
				 
									
									
						December 30, 1999					
					
					
						When celebs and psychos' stars collide					
					
											by Peter Fenton										
				 
									
									
						September 30, 1999					
					
					
						San Francisco tries the "good cop, good cop" routine					
					
											by Patrick Hughes										
				 
									
									
						September 17, 1999					
					
					
						UK gangsters go for Hollywood gold					
					
											by Chris Campion										
				 
									
									
						November 3, 1999					
					
					
						How Canadians face the end of the world					
					
											by Emily Zuzik										
				 
									
									
						November 30, 1999					
					
					
						WTO and the 'efficiency dividend'					
					
											by Jeff Diehl										
				 
									
									
						November 5, 1999					
					
					
						Belgian filmmakers talk waffles					
					
											by Peter Braunstein										
				 
									
									
						July 29, 1999					
					
					
						The decline of the quality quickie					
					
											by Lydia Lunch										
				 
									
									
						August 17, 1999					
					
					
						Titanic star's Web site is a heap of contradictions					
					
											by Jenn Shreve										
				 
									
									
						November 8, 1999					
					
					
						Hollywood couples to watch					
					
											by Annalee Newitz										
				 
									
									
						August 23, 1999					
					
					
						Ultramodern recording options					
					
											by Thomas S. Roche										
				 
									
									
						December 7, 1999					
					
					
						Voting with bricks in corporate Seattle					
					
											by Lady Swoosh										
				 
									
									
						August 26, 1999					
					
					
						Rogue operative challenges the idea of military intelligence					
					
											by Duncan Campbell										
				 
									
									
						November 9, 1999					
					
					
						Japanese games take reality one step further					
					
											by M. Christian										
				 
									
									
						September 9, 1999					
					
					
						He married Lolita, brought us Blade Runner, and now...					
					
											by John McCormick										
				 
									
									
						December 20, 1999					
					
					
						Let it glow					
					
											by Amy Rasmussen										
				 
									
									
						December 8, 1999					
					
					
						An erotic excerpt					
					
											by MJ Rose										
				 
									
									
						July 27, 2000					
					
					
						Web vixen gets shot by her own cam					
					
											by Lou Cabron										
				 
									
									
						September 14, 1999					
					
					
						'Dwarf' films cast a strange spell on the culture					
					
											by Steve Robles										
				 
									
									
						November 17, 1999					
					
					
						Recent deaths contradict Breatharians' claims					
					
											by Etelka Lehoczky										
				 
									
									
						September 2, 1999					
					
					
						Bone-inspiring babes beyond year 40					
					
											by Hank Hyena										
				 
									
									
						November 29, 1999					
					
					
						Franco is still dead; his followers aren't					
					
											by Brett Allan King										
				 
									
									
						January 6, 2000					
					
					
						Queer tennis thrives, despite little TLC from the USTA					
					
											by Douglas Robson										
				 
									
									
						September 27, 1999					
					
					
						Boldly going where no one should					
					
											by Stephen Lemons										
				 
									
									
						November 1, 1999					
					
					
						A return to foot binding					
					
											by Eve Rings										
				 
									
									
						August 27, 1999					
					
					
											
					
											by James Kochalka										
				 
									
									
						January 12, 2000					
					
					
						Drag queens go domestic					
					
											by Amy Glavasich										
				 
									
									
						August 18, 1999					
					
					
						The advantages of an ever-changing menu					
					
											by Andrei Codrescu										
				 
									
									
						August 19, 1999					
					
					
						I think that I shall never see lovely Pavement poetry					
					
											by Mat Honan										
				 
									
									
						November 11, 1999					
					
					
						Following Fight Club's recipe for fun and profit					
					
											by Patrick Di Justo										
				 
									
									
						July 28, 1999					
					
					
											
					
											by Thomas S. Roche										
				 
									
									
						December 16, 1999					
					
					
						Maxim holiday party: plenty of ice, not much fire					
					
											by Lex Lonehood										
				 
									
									
						November 24, 1999					
					
					
						Hermann Nitsch and the spectacle of the slaughterhouse					
					
											by Shade Rupe										
				 
									
									
						November 23, 1999					
					
					
						Who's eating all the roadkill?					
					
											by Andrei Codrescu										
				 
									
									
						October 11, 1999					
					
					
						Hey, we screwed up that nukular thing first, dammit					
					
											by Patrick Di Justo										
				 
									
									
						October 19, 1999					
					
					
						Gender bending fun at the Michigan Womyn's Music Fest					
					
											by Etelka Lehoczky										
				 
									
									
						January 14, 2000					
					
					
						Who's been hiring the dogs of war?					
					
											by Hank Hyena										
				 
									
									
						August 5, 1999					
					
					
						Crackpots, conspiracies, and how 
they amuse us					
					
											by Mark Frauenfelder										
				 
									
									
						September 17, 1999					
					
					
						Pageant fanatics dish nonstop online					
					
											by Gentleman Jim										
				 
									
									
						October 13, 1999					
					
					
						Tales of the dickless					
					
											by Hank Hyena										
				 
									
									
						January 5, 2000					
					
					
						What is freedom worth to you?					
					
											by Etelka Lehoczky										
				 
									
									
						August 4, 1999					
					
					
						How Lewinsky fought evil, then got fat					
					
											by Andrei Codrescu										
				 
									
									
						January 7, 2000					
					
					
						Step aside, Austin Powers					
					
											by Ryan McLaughlin										
				 
									
									
						November 19, 1999					
					
					
						Strange adventures for strange kids, arrrgh!					
					
											by Thomas S. Roche										
				 
									
									
						September 24, 1999					
					
					
						A virtual pet that's as crazy as you are!					
					
											by Thomas S. Roche										
				 
									
									
						August 6, 1999					
					
					
						Rival classic car rallies lead to a religious rumble					
					
											by Rebecca Elliott										
				 
									
									
						November 30, 1999					
					
					
						The Orlando rodent emergency					
					
											by Larry Getlen										
				 
									
									
						January 21, 2000					
					
					
						An old fogey looks at skateboard wheels					
					
											by Jamie Berger										
				 
									
									
						October 29, 1999					
					
					
						Telepathy, morphic fields, and Fido					
					
											by Paul McEnery										
				 
									
									
						December 2, 1999					
					
					
						The story of a woman and her diseased cunt					
					
											by Athena Douris										
				 
									
									
						December 1, 1999					
					
					
						Postering with the posse in London town					
					
											by Chris Campion										
				 
									
									
						November 16, 1999					
					
					
						Spencer Tunick's living sculptures land him in the pokey					
					
											by Larry Getlen										
				 
									
									
						December 2, 1999					
					
					
						An Interview with Göran Kropp					
					
											by Chris Koentges										
				 
									
									
						October 20, 1999					
					
					
						Untouchables and incurables, but perfectly wearable					
					
											by Thomas S. Roche										
				 
									
									
						August 4, 1999					
					
					
						An excerpt from the Masquerade Books novel					
					
											by Marilyn Jaye Lewis										
				 
									
									
						December 28, 1999					
					
					
						Role-playing taken to extremes					
					
											by Alister James										
				 
									
									
						July 26, 1999					
					
					
											
					
											by Thomas S. Roche										
				 
									
									
						August 10, 1999					
					
					
						Mary Tyler Moore for the '90s?					
					
											by Peter Braunstein										
				 
									
									
						September 10, 1999					
					
					
						Her pulpit: the Learning Annex					
					
											by Michelle Goldberg										
				 
									
									
						October 8, 1999					
					
					
						How to do it					
					
											by Hank Hyena										
				 
									
									
						August 20, 1999					
					
					
						Feminism is useless at Native American gatherings					
					
											by Hank Hyena										
				 
									
									
						August 12, 1999					
					
					
						Mike Patton on arena rock, porno, and intelligent music					
					
											by Sam Prestianni										
				 
									
									
						October 22, 1999					
					
					
						Hustler's mail-order pervert paradise					
					
											by Stephen Lemons										
				 
									
									
						December 6, 1999					
					
					
						The survival of Soft Cell's Marc Almond					
					
											by Holly Day										
				 
									
									
						November 30, 1999					
					
					
						The softer side of George Carlin					
					
											by Kat Giantis										
				 
									
									
									
						July 28, 1999					
					
					
						Perfect in every way ... and perfectly bland					
					
											by Andrei Codrescu										
				 
									
									
						November 23, 1999					
					
					
						Turkey Day tragedies					
					
											by John Marr										
				 
									
									
						August 31, 1999					
					
					
						For those who like peanut butter with their cheese					
					
											by Jenn Shreve										
				 
									
									
						August 6, 1999					
					
					
											
					
											by Keith Sanders										
				 
									
									
						September 16, 1999					
					
					
						When a middle ground can't be found					
					
											by Lydia Lunch										
				 
									
									
						October 7, 1999					
					
					
						A celebration and contemplation					
					
											by Annalee Newitz										
				 
									
									
						October 4, 1999					
					
					
						One city's plan to pigeonhole pachyderms					
					
											by Jeff Morris										
				 
									
									
						October 28, 1999					
					
					
						Velikovsky and weird astronomy					
					
											by Patrick Di Justo										
				 
									
									
						December 16, 1999					
					
					
						Wes Craven on human behavior, Sophocles, and westerns					
					
											by Ian Grey										
				 
									
									
						September 30, 1999					
					
					
						It's all a matter of taste					
					
											by Lydia Lunch										
				 
									
									
						November 5, 1999					
					
					
						Down in the flesh pits with Tyler Ondine Whitman					
					
											by Stephen Lemons										
				 
									
									
						October 26, 1999					
					
					
						One giant leap for porn					
					
											by Chris Gore										
				 
									
									
						September 17, 1999					
					
					
											
					
											by Mat Honan										
				 
									
									
						September 22, 1999					
					
					
						For filthy mouths and clenched jaws					
					
											by Thomas S. Roche										
				 
									
									
						December 8, 1999					
					
					
						Bioengineers monkey around with your body parts					
					
											by Ryan McLaughlin										
				 
									
									
						September 21, 1999					
					
					
						Celebrating the body erotic					
					
											by Hank Hyena										
				 
									
									
						July 28, 1999					
					
					
											
					
											by David Cassel										
				 
									
									
						November 10, 1999					
					
					
						Predicting potential subversion					
					
											by Peter Braunstein										
				 
									
									
						December 7, 1999					
					
					
						On a wild goose chase for very special funeral services					
					
											by Jayson Gallaway										
				 
									
									
						December 10, 1999					
					
					
						A former neo-Nazi talks about his past					
					
											by Eric Umansky										
				 
									
									
						November 11, 1999					
					
					
						Nothing changes on New Year's Day					
					
											by David Cassel										
				 
									
									
						September 24, 1999					
					
					
						Erotic comic strip					
					
											by Peter Conrad										
				 
									
									
						October 1, 1999					
					
					
						Greatest 'sin bin' twits of the 20th century					
					
											by Lucas Aykroyd										
				 
									
									
						August 30, 1999					
					
					
						Massaging the male G-spot					
					
											by Stephen Lemons										
				 
									
									
						August 25, 1999					
					
					
						Modern devices for phone security					
					
											by Thomas S. Roche										
				 
									
									
						October 5, 1999					
					
					
						As good as the real thing?					
					
											by Stephen Lemons										
				 
									
									
						January 10, 2000					
					
					
						Fighting the power with cream tartlets					
					
											by Arnie Passman										
				 
									
									
						November 24, 1999					
					
					
						An exposé on colonial copulation					
					
											by Eve Rings										
				 
									
									
						October 1, 1999					
					
					
						In search of the perfect headrest					
					
											by Thomas S. Roche										
				 
									
									
						December 10, 1999					
					
					
						Erotic comic strip					
					
											by David Choe										
				 
									
									
						September 23, 1999					
					
					
						'You're in urine!'					
					
											by Jeff Morris										
				 
									
									
						December 3, 1999					
					
					
						Tactics of a notorious Web site prankster					
					
											by Ray Thomas (Rtmark)										
				 
									
									
						August 9, 1999					
					
					
						Because acting your age gets old					
					
											by Thomas S. Roche										
				 
									
									
						August 16, 1999					
					
					
						Exorcising Nixon's ghost online					
					
											by David Cassel										
				 
									
									
						October 26, 1999					
					
					
						Death at the zoo					
					
											by John Marr										
				 
									
									
						August 2, 1999					
					
					
						The sexual worship of stumps					
					
											by M. Christian										
				 
									
									
						October 6, 1999					
					
					
						For the cop who has everything					
					
											by Sherman M. Fridman										
				 
									
									
						October 18, 1999					
					
					
						Gender-normed computing for the young					
					
											by Thomas S. Roche										
				 
									
									
						July 27, 1999					
					
					
											
					
											by Patrick Di Justo										
				 
									
									
						September 21, 1999					
					
					
						Columbine cheerleaders aim to raise teen spirit					
					
											by Whorella										
				 
									
									
						December 30, 1999					
					
					
						Solutions for that sticky urban problem					
					
											by Thomas S. Roche										
				 
									
									
						September 17, 1999					
					
					
						Annie Sprinkle on sex, drugs, and what turns her on					
					
											by Athena Douris										
				 
									
									
						November 11, 1999					
					
					
						Can the skin mag stay afloat?					
					
											by Steve Robles										
				 
									
									
						September 2, 1999					
					
					
						'Nympho artist' carves puds from spuds					
					
											by Stephen Lemons										
				 
									
									
						July 30, 1999					
					
					
						Swollen breasts are just the beginning					
					
											by Nathan Winer										
				 
									
									
						November 3, 1999					
					
					
						Performing from high in the air to down in the sewer					
					
											by Stephen Lemons										
				 
									
									
						July 30, 1999					
					
					
											
					
											by E. Magnuson										
				 
									
									
						August 10, 1999					
					
					
						Doctor claims the vagina is a portal to enlightenment					
					
											by Hank Hyena										
				 
									
									
						October 13, 1999					
					
					
						When a Catholic cult invaded my town					
					
											by Rob Poynter										
				 
									
									
						September 2, 1999					
					
					
						Crime fighting legislators tuck in the underwear					
					
											by Patrick Hughes										
				 
									
									
						August 3, 1999					
					
					
						Jennifer Tilly -- from alluring to eerie					
					
											by Chris Campion										
				 
									
									
						November 18, 1999					
					
					
						Exhibitionism and kitty licking					
					
											by Lydia Lunch										
				 
									
									
						September 28, 1999					
					
					
						A smoker's guide to social subversion and civic disobedience					
					
											by Steve Robles										
				 
									
									
						October 12, 1999					
					
					
						Memorable erotic mishaps					
					
											by John Marr										
				 
									
									
						December 23, 1999					
					
					
						Holiday advice					
					
											by Lydia Lunch										
				 
									
									
						November 3, 1999					
					
					
						Latter-day jigsaws for virtual assembly					
					
											by Thomas S. Roche										
				 
									
									
						July 30, 1999					
					
					
											
					
											by Jeff Diehl										
				 
									
									
						November 4, 1999					
					
					
						Debi Mazar on acting, hip hop, and porn					
					
											by Lydia Lunch										
				 
									
									
						October 19, 1999					
					
					
						Rappin' with Cypress Hill's B-Real					
					
											by Robert Phoenix										
				 
									
									
						November 1, 1999					
					
					
						Thirty-five years after Bell's Theorem					
					
											by Robert Anton Wilson										
				 
									
									
						September 7, 1999					
					
					
						A spotlight on Hollywood's brightest bulbs					
					
											by Kat Giantis										
				 
									
									
						January 11, 2000					
					
					
						Coming to a high school near you					
					
											by Robert Phoenix										
				 
									
									
						November 16, 1999					
					
					
						Why did the Times drop dissidents into knickers?					
					
											by Andrei Codrescu										
				 
									
									
						July 28, 1999					
					
					
						Tales of bestiality and a teen idol in an armoire					
					
											by Brett Allan King										
				 
									
									
						October 4, 1999					
					
					
						How to keep yourself entertained while traveling					
					
											by Thomas S. Roche										
				 
									
									
						October 11, 1999					
					
					
						When vomit is erotic					
					
											by Eve Rings										
				 
									
									
						September 15, 1999					
					
					
						The science of dog noises					
					
											by Thomas S. Roche										
				 
									
									
						November 9, 1999					
					
					
						Advice for alternative presidential candidates					
					
											by RU Sirius										
				 
									
									
						October 15, 1999					
					
					
						Underground publishing eats its own					
					
											by Patrick Hughes										
				 
									
									
						September 28, 1999					
					
					
						No aces served here					
					
											by Wendy M. Grossman										
				 
									
									
						December 20, 1999					
					
					
						Rebels with a Claus					
					
											by Steve Moramarco										
				 
									
									
						September 16, 1999					
					
					
						Romance director has tongues wagging					
					
											by Peter Braunstein										
				 
									
									
						November 23, 1999					
					
					
						A GettingIt star guide					
					
											by Jennifer Shepherd										
				 
									
									
						October 21, 1999					
					
					
						A GettingIt star guide					
					
											by Jennifer Shepherd										
				 
									
									
						November 18, 1999					
					
					
						William Gibson is still 15 minutes ahead					
					
											by RU Sirius										
				 
									
									
						August 5, 1999					
					
					
						You can finally toss that eye patch					
					
											by David Pescovitz										
				 
									
									
						September 27, 1999					
					
					
						In appreciation of Kenneth Anger					
					
											by Peter Braunstein										
				 
									
									
						August 17, 1999					
					
					
						Pastor Steve on Christian polygamy					
					
											by Mat Honan										
				 
									
									
						October 12, 1999					
					
					
						Better sex through chemicals					
					
											by Hank Hyena										
				 
									
									
						August 3, 1999					
					
					
											
					
											by David Cassel										
				 
									
									
						December 14, 1999					
					
					
						America's first schnozz salon					
					
											by Lex Lonehood										
				 
									
									
						December 17, 1999					
					
					
						Bad-ass goddess of the night					
					
											by Stephen Lemons										
				 
									
									
						September 16, 1999					
					
					
						For them, 'gays in the military' is a necessity					
					
											by Hank Hyena										
				 
									
									
						August 24, 1999					
					
					
						Public menace or service?					
					
											by Jeff Morris										
				 
									
									
						October 19, 1999					
					
					
						Let's hear it for creative knitting					
					
											by Hank Hyena										
				 
									
									
						November 4, 1999					
					
					
						The demise of genes in human evolution					
					
											by Jeff Diehl										
				 
									
									
						September 15, 1999					
					
					
						Five hours with Russ Meyer					
					
											by John McCormick										
				 
									
									
						July 27, 1999					
					
					
						She'll kick your ass					
					
											by Richard Kadrey										
				 
									
									
						November 8, 1999					
					
					
						Tourists eating sandwiches in a concentration camp					
					
											by Mark Dery										
				 
									
									
						September 10, 1999					
					
					
						How to make yourself clean and fresh to face your shitty day					
					
											by Thomas S. Roche										
				 
									
									
						December 1, 1999					
					
					
						Erotic fiction					
					
											by Lori Selke										
				 
									
									
						November 10, 1999					
					
					
						Keeping the world happy, shiny, and insipid					
					
											by Thomas S. Roche										
				 
									
									
						September 23, 1999					
					
					
						Comic books abandon the real world for the Web					
					
											by Paul McEnery										
				 
									
									
						October 7, 1999					
					
					
						Heir-apparent to the Tory Party ups the ante on scandal					
					
											by Damian Barr										
				 
									
									
						October 25, 1999					
					
					
						Accessories for the decaying					
					
											by Thomas S. Roche										
				 
									
									
						October 4, 1999					
					
					
						From the attic of Allen Ginsberg					
					
											by Neo Tony										
				 
									
									
						August 2, 1999					
					
					
						A surgical solution for the loosest of ladies					
					
											by Joyce Slaton										
				 
									
									
						November 2, 1999					
					
					
						Urban explorers go wherever they're not wanted					
					
											by Etelka Lehoczky										
				 
									
									
						August 19, 1999					
					
					
						Brit does the art his computer tells him to					
					
											by Chris Campion										
				 
									
									
						October 8, 1999					
					
					
						Erotic comics					
					
											by David Choe										
				 
									
									
						January 10, 2000					
					
					
						Olfactophiles follow their nose					
					
											by Colonel Lingus										
				 
									
									
						October 8, 1999					
					
					
						Modern cures for the nighttime malady					
					
											by Thomas S. Roche										
				 
									
									
						September 15, 1999					
					
					
						Don't believe the hype					
					
											by Jenn Shreve										
				 
									
									
						September 20, 1999					
					
					
						The erotic appeal of inflatable toys					
					
											by Steve Robles										
				 
									
									
						August 23, 1999					
					
					
						Or: Do as I say, not as I did					
					
											by Ken Layne										
				 
									
									
						August 30, 1999					
					
					
						Johnny Dowd's one moody country rocker					
					
											by Andrew Hamlin										
				 
									
									
						December 9, 1999					
					
					
						Lunch with Al Goldstein					
					
											by Nancy Cain										
				 
									
									
						August 11, 1999					
					
					
											
					
											by Thomas S. Roche										
				 
									
									
						September 3, 1999					
					
					
						The latest in non-lethal ass-kicking					
					
											by Thomas S. Roche										
				 
									
									
						September 9, 1999					
					
					
						The imminent invasion of a new pre-fab group					
					
											by Chris Campion										
				 
									
									
						September 23, 1999					
					
					
						Stan Lee in cyberspace					
					
											by Holly Day										
				 
									
									
						October 8, 1999					
					
					
						Al Haig's lofty ambition to control international communications					
					
											by Patrick Di Justo										
				 
									
									
						August 16, 1999					
					
					
						Modifying the penis in frightening ways					
					
											by Cara Bruce										
				 
									
									
						October 27, 1999					
					
					
						Music and sound effects to thrill and chill					
					
											by Thomas S. Roche										
				 
									
									
						August 18, 1999					
					
					
						Getting high with The Simpsons					
					
											by Don Vaughan										
				 
									
									
						November 19, 1999					
					
					
						Talking with Julien Donkey-Boy star Ewen Bremner					
					
											by Chris Campion										
				 
									
									
						May 15, 2000					
					
					
						GettingIt.com launched with no plan, no ads, no marketing, no nothing. It failed. But one of its founders had a pretty good time.					
					
											by Mat Honan										
				 
									
									
						September 20, 1999					
					
					
						High-impact automobile security					
					
											by Thomas S. Roche										
				 
									
									
						September 17, 1999					
					
					
						Celebs uncensored in Toronto					
					
											by Marc Weisblott										
				 
									
									
						September 9, 1999					
					
					
						The bombardier beetle and its ass of fire					
					
											by Maury M. Breecher, Ph.D.										
				 
									
									
						August 16, 1999					
					
					
						Unusual exercise contraptions					
					
											by Thomas S. Roche										
				 
									
									
						July 30, 1999					
					
					
						Upping the ante on sex in the Oval Office					
					
											by Thomas S. Roche										
				 
									
									
						October 14, 1999					
					
					
						Making it personal					
					
											by Lydia Lunch										
				 
									
									
						September 23, 1999					
					
					
						Welcome to the wacky world of film rating					
					
											by Peter Braunstein										
				 
									
									
						November 8, 1999					
					
					
						Liposuction at home					
					
											by Eve Rings										
				 
									
									
						November 4, 1999					
					
					
						The fin de siècle glamour of the Art of Noise					
					
											by Paul McEnery										
				 
									
									
						November 10, 1999					
					
					
						Erotic excerpt from the Masquerade Book Too Beautiful					
					
											by Mark Pritchard										
				 
									
									
						December 6, 1999					
					
					
						Fully baked at the 12th annual Cannabis Cup					
					
											by Paul Krassner										
				 
									
									
						November 23, 1999					
					
					
						Santana rocks, simply					
					
											by Marc Herman										
				 
									
									
						November 18, 1999					
					
					
						A turgid comic strip					
					
											by Ric Pryor										
				 
									
									
						December 2, 1999					
					
					
						A turgid comic strip					
					
											by Ric Pryor										
				 
									
									
						December 30, 1999					
					
					
						A turgid comic strip					
					
											by Ric Pryor										
				 
									
									
						October 27, 1999					
					
					
						Pay actors more, get less acting					
					
											by Peter Braunstein										
				 
									
									
						August 11, 1999					
					
					
						Natasha Lyonne talks about KISS and her new film					
					
											by Cordelia Arnold										
				 
									
									
						November 22, 1999					
					
					
						Two out of three gifts that promote tooth decay					
					
											by Thomas S. Roche										
				 
									
									
						August 12, 1999					
					
					
						The selling of Billy Blanks					
					
											by Leora Broydo										
				 
									
									
						November 18, 1999					
					
					
						Male love at midnight					
					
											by Brett Allan King										
				 
									
									
						August 6, 1999					
					
					
						What we found in Tina's trash					
					
											by Patrick Hughes										
				 
									
									
						September 28, 1999					
					
					
						Celebrity skin art with a half-life					
					
											by Kat Giantis										
				 
									
									
						October 29, 1999					
					
					
						Candy for masochists					
					
											by Thomas S. Roche										
				 
									
									
						August 26, 1999					
					
					
						A Miami-based shrink sells instant enlightenment					
					
											by RU Sirius										
				 
									
									
						January 18, 2000					
					
					
						In Assam, too many factions boil with wrath					
					
											by Hank Hyena										
				 
									
									
						December 2, 1999					
					
					
						Recipes for juicy jizz					
					
											by Hank Hyena										
				 
									
									
						August 4, 1999					
					
					
											
					
											by Jeff Diehl										
				 
									
									
						November 12, 1999					
					
					
						Power kites race the wind					
					
											by Sandy Brundage										
				 
									
									
						December 30, 1999					
					
					
						Rough resolutions					
					
											by Lydia Lunch										
				 
									
									
						August 26, 1999					
					
					
						ATMs are being rigged with retinal scanners					
					
											by Robert Phoenix										
				 
									
									
						November 9, 1999					
					
					
						Kevin Smith's off-center view					
					
											by Kat Giantis										
				 
									
									
						September 1, 1999					
					
					
						An excerpt from the Carroll & Graf novel					
					
											by Anonymous										
				 
									
									
						October 22, 1999					
					
					
						Robotic pets for the rest of us					
					
											by M. Christian										
				 
									
									
						October 13, 1999					
					
					
						Wilt Chamberlain's legend lives on					
					
											by Lou Cabron										
				 
									
									
						November 15, 1999					
					
					
						Genital saline injection					
					
											by Stephen Lemons										
				 
									
									
						September 22, 1999					
					
					
						Erotic fiction					
					
											by Carol Queen										
				 
									
									
						August 26, 1999					
					
					
						Looking forward to Y2K					
					
											by Steve Robles										
				 
									
									
						September 7, 1999					
					
					
						Self-improvement sans dignity					
					
											by Andrei Codrescu										
				 
									
									
						September 30, 1999					
					
					
						Stone Willie is better off dead					
					
											by Pamela Rohland										
				 
									
									
						October 13, 1999					
					
					
						Questing for miracles in a postmodern world					
					
											by Annalee Newitz										
				 
									
									
						December 27, 1999					
					
					
						A tale of Lovecraftian horror and psycho-archeology					
					
											by Robert Anton Wilson										
				 
									
									
						August 19, 1999					
					
					
						Grease monkeys and vibe jockeys					
					
											by Lydia Lunch										
				 
									
									
						November 12, 1999					
					
					
						Wanking women give up their secrets					
					
											by Hank Hyena										
				 
									
									
						January 3, 2000					
					
					
						When the heads got together					
					
											by John Marr										
				 
									
									
						October 26, 1999					
					
					
						E-commerce at its best, or worst					
					
											by Jenn Shreve										
				 
									
									
						October 25, 1999					
					
					
						Is the drug war a front for the NWO?					
					
											by Robert Sterling										
				 
									
									
						December 7, 1999					
					
					
						Cornball works for the 'Terminator' online					
					
											by Kat Giantis										
				 
									
									
						August 20, 1999					
					
					
											
					
											by Jarboe										
				 
									
									
						September 23, 1999					
					
					
						In line for The Real World's casting call					
					
											by D. R.										
				 
									
									
						August 18, 1999					
					
					
						Self-defense devices					
					
											by Thomas S. Roche										
				 
									
									
						October 28, 1999					
					
					
						Icebergs -- frigid foes, or frosty friends?					
					
											by Hank Hyena										
				 
									
									
						August 13, 1999					
					
					
						Hardball promo jumps ahead to Century 21					
					
											by Patrick Hughes										
				 
									
									
						October 14, 1999					
					
					
						Bart Kosko preaches a math apocalypse					
					
											by Paul McEnery										
				 
									
									
						October 6, 1999					
					
					
						Protecting child actors from themselves					
					
											by Jenn Shreve										
				 
									
									
						September 7, 1999					
					
					
						The tangled web of godhatesfags.com					
					
											by Mat Honan										
				 
									
									
						October 7, 1999					
					
					
						Fans fight freshened format					
					
											by David Cassel										
				 
									
									
						January 20, 2000					
					
					
						Bouncing toward Bethlehem					
					
											by Daniel Terdiman										
				 
									
									
						November 30, 1999					
					
					
						George Carlin doesn't give a fuck					
					
											by RU Sirius										
				 
									
									
						August 5, 1999					
					
					
						Size does matter					
					
											by Lydia Lunch										
				 
									
									
						September 13, 1999					
					
					
						Ruthless guerillas commit suicide for independence					
					
											by Hank Hyena										
				 
									
									
						September 29, 1999					
					
					
						"Will sing-act-direct-
write-model for food"					
					
											by Peter Braunstein										
				 
									
									
						September 21, 1999					
					
					
						Intersexuality in the S. Pacific and around the world					
					
											by Hank Hyena										
				 
									
									
						August 13, 1999					
					
					
						Tips for the traveling john					
					
											by Gil Bates										
				 
									
									
						August 2, 1999					
					
					
						Banging your buddy's bride					
					
											by Travis McDaniel										
				 
									
									
						January 14, 2000					
					
					
						It's all in the fingers					
					
											by Charles Anders										
				 
									
									
						November 17, 1999					
					
					
						When does getting lucky mean getting canned?					
					
											by Sherman M. Fridman										
				 
									
									
						January 19, 2000					
					
					
						At least his mother knows where he is					
					
											by Michelle Goldberg										
				 
									
									
						January 7, 2000					
					
					
						He's just an errand boy					
					
											by Scott Taylor										
				 
									
									
						September 22, 1999					
					
					
						Interview with Jerry Stahl					
					
											by Lydia Lunch										
				 
									
									
						September 1, 1999					
					
					
						Diane Farr on romance, Loveline, and stained penises					
					
											by Elizabeth Millard										
				 
									
									
						August 24, 1999					
					
					
						And other drug tales from the world of baseball					
					
											by Mike Horowitz										
				 
									
									
						December 6, 1999					
					
					
						Milton William Cooper in space					
					
											by Robert Sterling										
				 
									
									
						October 11, 1999					
					
					
						Tracking the Antichrist					
					
											by Robert Anton Wilson										
				 
									
									
						August 18, 1999					
					
					
						Excerpted erotic fiction					
					
											by The Marquis De Sade										
				 
									
									
						September 29, 1999					
					
					
						Basic training, deep-sea diving, and a bag of Cheetos					
					
											by Thomas S. Roche										
				 
									
									
						August 9, 1999					
					
					
						Movie stars, drug dealing, and the LAPD					
					
											by Paul Krassner										
				 
									
									
						November 4, 1999					
					
					
						A brief history of excremental art					
					
											by Lex Lonehood										
				 
									
									
						August 5, 1999					
					
					
						Barbie does Frank					
					
											by Joyce Slaton										
				 
									
									
						August 31, 1999					
					
					
						George Clinton philosophizes the funk					
					
											by Jeff Diehl										
				 
									
									
						August 10, 1999					
					
					
						A mad scientist's dream come true					
					
											by David Pescovitz										
				 
									
									
						October 11, 1999					
					
					
						On the road with Mike Watt					
					
											by Mat Honan										
				 
									
									
						August 2, 1999					
					
					
						Huffington and Krassner					
					
											by Paul Krassner										
				 
									
									
						September 29, 1999					
					
					
						An excerpt from the Masquerade novel					
					
											by Anonymous										
				 
									
									
						September 20, 1999					
					
					
						Ross Jeffries in his own words					
					
											by Adam Parfrey										
				 
									
									
						September 27, 1999					
					
					
						Will the new millennium be powered by your ass?					
					
											by Mat Honan										
				 
									
									
						September 14, 1999					
					
					
						Modern independence movements in the U.S.					
					
											by Thomas S. Roche										
				 
									
									
						November 30, 1999					
					
					
						Interview with Felice Newman					
					
											by Athena Douris										
				 
									
									
						August 25, 1999					
					
					
						Watching for comets with The Millennium Group					
					
											by Patrick Di Justo										
				 
									
									
						December 7, 1999					
					
					
						New movie builds controversy on the Net					
					
											by Mat Honan										
				 
									
									
						October 20, 1999					
					
					
						Entering strange realms through the ear					
					
											by Paul McEnery										
				 
									
									
						August 6, 1999					
					
					
						Music first, nookie second					
					
											by Richard Kadrey										
				 
									
									
						December 2, 1999					
					
					
						David Sedaris calls it like he sees it					
					
											by Shermakaye Bass										
				 
									
									
						September 22, 1999					
					
					
						Strange obsession of the fansubbers					
					
											by Annalee Newitz										
				 
									
									
						November 2, 1999					
					
					
						Whispers from behind the back door					
					
											by Jan Richman										
				 
									
									
						January 12, 2000					
					
					
						One bad-ass lounge act					
					
											by Stephen Lemons										
				 
									
									
						December 29, 1999					
					
					
						An interview with Tim Cridland					
					
											by Chris Koentges										
				 
									
									
						November 5, 1999					
					
					
						Is it the next health craze?					
					
											by Hank Hyena										
				 
									
									
						December 28, 1999					
					
					
						The other Steve McQueen makes good					
					
											by Iain Aitch										
				 
									
									
						November 25, 1999					
					
					
						Make the most of Thanksgiving leftovers					
					
											by Eve Rings										
				 
									
									
						July 27, 1999					
					
					
						When doctors try to fix what ain’t broke					
					
											by Annalee Newitz										
				 
									
									
						November 2, 1999					
					
					
						Don Letts brings the aging punks into focus					
					
											by Sarah Jacobson										
				 
									
									
						October 26, 1999					
					
					
						Did Frontline exploit the teens of Conyers, Georgia?					
					
											by Jeff Diehl										
				 
									
									
						September 27, 1999					
					
					
						Florida wages war on underage smokers					
					
											by Ken Layne										
				 
									
									
						November 18, 1999					
					
					
						Director's Mystery Men pseudonym unmasked					
					
											by Lou Cabron										
				 
									
									
						November 19, 1999					
					
					
						Wrestling boot camp					
					
											by Mat Honan										
				 
									
									
						October 28, 1999					
					
					
						Bob Zmuda on Andy Kaufman's legacy					
					
											by Evan O'Sullivan										
				 
									
									
						November 15, 1999					
					
					
						Dental excitement and convenience for the 21st century					
					
											by Thomas S. Roche										
				 
									
									
						December 30, 1999					
					
					
						The ultimate in list-making					
					
											by Thomas S. Roche										
				 
									
									
						December 14, 1999					
					
					
						It's all fun and games until...					
					
											by Hank Hyena										
				 
									
									
						October 27, 1999					
					
					
						Beer vs. pot down under					
					
											by Jeff Morris										
				 
									
									
						November 11, 1999					
					
					
						An online chat with President Clinton					
					
											by Mat Honan										
				 
									
									
						October 28, 1999					
					
					
						Hacking into hazardous realms					
					
											by Sam Williams										
				 
									
									
						September 24, 1999					
					
					
						Conquering the world through rock musicals					
					
											by David Cassel										
				 
									
									
						January 19, 2000					
					
					
						Extreme gender cinema					
					
											by Lori Selke										
				 
									
									
						October 20, 1999					
					
					
						Let him dream					
					
											by Z. Zaleska										
				 
									
									
						September 24, 1999					
					
					
						Rivalry surrounds the Teletubbies' throne					
					
											by Chris Campion										
				 
									
									
						November 24, 1999					
					
					
						Turks and Kurds pose food for thought					
					
											by Hank Hyena										
				 
									
									
						November 24, 1999					
					
					
						Accessories for that dead bird					
					
											by Thomas S. Roche										
				 
									
									
						July 6, 2000					
					
					
						How to be the MacGyver of bondage					
					
											by Annalee Newitz										
				 
									
									
						July 24, 2000					
					
					
						What is sexy?					
					
											by Annalee Newitz										
				 
									
									
						December 7, 1999					
					
					
						Television v. the videopoker machine					
					
											by Andrei Codrescu										
				 
									
									
						November 2, 1999					
					
					
						Tori Spelling online					
					
											by Jenn Shreve										
				 
									
									
						October 5, 1999					
					
					
						Coming clean without going clean and sober					
					
											by Whorella										
				 
									
									
						September 14, 1999					
					
					
						One man's afternoon spent as a corpse					
					
											by Jeff Morris										
				 
									
									
						December 9, 1999					
					
					
						Hypnosis and armpit fucking					
					
											by Lydia Lunch										
				 
									
									
						December 8, 1999					
					
					
						Films that could have been hits					
					
											by Peter Braunstein										
				 
									
									
						August 27, 1999					
					
					
						Gear for today's detective					
					
											by Thomas S. Roche										
				 
									
									
						October 29, 1999					
					
					
						Latex and leather in L.A.					
					
											by Amelia G										
				 
									
									
						August 20, 1999					
					
					
						Gadgets to make you even more beautiful					
					
											by Thomas S. Roche										
				 
									
									
						November 5, 1999					
					
					
						Deconstructing the butt strut shuffle					
					
											by Christine Kenneally										
				 
									
									
						September 9, 1999					
					
					
											
					
											by David Cassel										
				 
									
									
						November 1, 1999					
					
					
						Vibrating thingies that soothe and delight					
					
											by Thomas S. Roche										
				 
									
									
						July 29, 1999					
					
					
						Music videos and metaphysics shaped her destiny					
					
											by Cordelia Arnold										
				 
									
									
						September 27, 1999					
					
					
						The most modern of sex toys					
					
											by Amy Rasmussen										
				 
									
									
						November 3, 1999					
					
					
						Futurists converge around a visionary architect					
					
											by Erik Davis										
				 
									
									
						January 5, 2000					
					
					
						Dorrie Lane teaches anatomy with her hands					
					
											by Rachella Sinclair										
				 
									
									
						September 16, 1999					
					
					
						Eighteen points on a triple word score					
					
											by Dan Reines										
				 
									
									
						September 15, 1999					
					
					
						There are plenty of eerie facts you've never heard about the siege					
					
											by Steve Robles										
				 
									
									
						November 1, 1999					
					
					
						But Brother Theodore keeps his sense of humor					
					
											by Nick Mamatas										
				 
									
									
						September 3, 1999					
					
					
						The most common sex act is still taboo, dammit					
					
											by Harry Bietoff										
				 
									
									
						December 3, 1999					
					
					
						Get tanked for the holidays					
					
											by Suzanne Ashe										
				 
									
									
						September 10, 1999					
					
					
											
					
											by Deborah J. Miller										
				 
									
									
						October 29, 1999					
					
					
						Internet resurrects Halloween horrors					
					
											by David Cassel										
				 
									
									
						December 22, 1999					
					
					
						And you thought Tiny Tim's nuptials were weird					
					
											by John Marr										
				 
									
									
						October 6, 1999					
					
					
						Helping you grunt and sweat profusely in hotel rooms					
					
											by Thomas S. Roche										
				 
									
									
						October 5, 1999					
					
					
						When wrestlers become comic book heroes					
					
											by Steven Grant										
				 
									
									
						August 23, 1999					
					
					
						Market volatility takes on a whole new meaning					
					
											by Mark Dery										
				 
									
									
						July 29, 1999					
					
					
						Post-Limbaugh pundits struggle for identity					
					
											by Patrick Hughes										
				 
									
									
						December 14, 1999					
					
					
						If it's not Baroque, don't fix it					
					
											by Lisa Montanarelli										
				 
									
									
						August 16, 1999					
					
					
						More police on the street -- more kids in jail					
					
											by Patrick Hughes										
				 
									
									
						August 20, 1999					
					
					
						Large-scale culinary disasters of the past					
					
											by John Marr										
				 
									
									
						September 1, 1999					
					
					
						What killed San Francisco's flightless avian aquanauts?					
					
											by Paul D. Kretkowski										
				 
									
									
						September 2, 1999					
					
					
						Making a better fit					
					
											by Lydia Lunch										
				 
									
									
						July 29, 1999					
					
					
						New album erases the singer to rewrite history					
					
											by David Thomas										
				 
									
									
						August 31, 1999					
					
					
						The geek sex underground					
					
											by Marcy Sheiner										
				 
									
									
						October 21, 1999					
					
					
						Changing diapers and stealing panties					
					
											by Lydia Lunch										
				 
									
									
						October 21, 1999					
					
					
						Ho'in Hollywood					
					
											by Kat Giantis										
				 
									
									
						August 25, 1999					
					
					
						Four French divas and their crimes against humanity					
					
											by Peter Braunstein										
				 
									
									
						November 19, 1999					
					
					
						Lessons learned from the cultural icon					
					
											by David Cassel										
				 
									
									
						August 24, 1999					
					
					
						Baywatch-grade boobies don't a celebrity make					
					
											by Jenn Shreve										
				 
									
									
						August 17, 1999					
					
					
											
					
											by Michael Genrich										
				 
									
									
						July 27, 1999					
					
					
						Soccer for sisters comes of age					
					
											by Patrick Hughes										
				 
									
									
						October 1, 1999					
					
					
						Expensive government study misses the mark					
					
											by Bob Rubel										
				 
									
									
						August 10, 1999					
					
					
						The ongoing irony of a 'peace' festival generating mayhem					
					
											by David Cassel										
				 
									
									
						December 8, 1999					
					
					
						Are you ready for the text evolution?					
					
											by Sherman M. Fridman										
				 
									
									
						September 28, 1999					
					
					
						A globetrotter's guide to proper groping					
					
											by Hank Hyena										
				 
									
									
						November 5, 1999					
					
					
						Racist meteors race towards Earth					
					
											by Patrick Di Justo										
				 
									
									
						July 28, 1999					
					
					
						Erotic fiction					
					
											by Z. Zaleska										
				 
									
									
						August 11, 1999					
					
					
											
					
											by Greg Lee										
				 
									
									
						November 8, 1999					
					
					
						Retro fun for the juvenile delinquents of America					
					
											by Thomas S. Roche										
				 
									
									
						September 20, 1999					
					
					
						How to hypnotize women and feel like a winner!					
					
											by Jeff Diehl										
				 
									
									
						December 13, 1999					
					
					
						The feds are watching					
					
											by Nessie										
				 
									
									
						December 7, 1999					
					
					
						Veteran prankster Joey Skaggs covers Rudy with crap					
					
											by Lex Lonehood										
				 
									
									
						October 5, 1999					
					
					
						Newest fad among cricketers: urine & calves' blood					
					
											by Damian Barr										
				 
									
									
						December 3, 1999					
					
					
						The real story of Hanukah					
					
											by D. R.