Choosing A Condom
Fourteen rated rubbers

Icreamed and screamed through a marathon orgy of hot rubber-loving last weekend -- it was condomania at my house as my play-partner and I shagged with a plethora of diverse prophylactics.

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... by Hank Hyena
... in the Crave section
... from October 21, 1999

Fourteen separate sex-sheaths were stretched over my tight torpedo for soggy subterranean action. Our erotic experiment revealed wild diversity in libidinous latex: Taste, fit, structure, stubs, color, and thickness gave individuality to each boinking brand.

In this chart, I've listed the pros and cons of each penis/pussy protector -- 14 condoms; 14 contrasting copulating qualities.


Hank Hyena is a columnist for and a frequent contributor to Salon.