Who is Mahir Cagri. If you don't know by now, you've got exactly zero Net cred. He likes music, sport, travel, tenis [sic]. He likes... sex. He's the new Tom Cruise of the Internet, the raging Turkish stud clad in a Speedo, the undisputed master of table tennis, accordion-jamming Heathcliff, and the Net's virulent meme du jour. Read more...