Staff Picks: Best of GettingIt
December 21, 1999
Cartoon Nonconformist
John K. gives us what we want
by Evan O'Sullivan

September 24, 1999
God Is My Dentist
Verily I say unto you, your mouth shall be filled with gold
by Annalee Newitz

September 9, 1999
Life of a Hollywood Scribe
He married Lolita, brought us Blade Runner, and now...
by John McCormick

July 26, 1999
A Mat On The Moon
How Andy Kaufman saved pro wrestling
by Mat Honan

August 18, 1999
Springfield On Drugs
Getting high with The Simpsons
by Don Vaughan

Featured Authors
Robert Anton Wilson (7 stories)
Mat Honan (17 stories)
Annalee Newitz (10 stories)
James Kochalka (5 stories)
Mark Frauenfelder (1 stories)
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Avast, Ye Scurvy Tourist!
Modern piracy on the high seas
by Etelka Lehoczky, published October 22, 1999
If it seems like the romance and excitement have gone from life, never fear -- there's always the chance that your next pleasure cruise will be attacked by pirates. Yes, piracy's back, but its brutal new form makes a mockery of sheltered Westerners' notions of adventure on the high seas.
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Dirt
Impersonal Best
Kelsey Grammer online
by Kat Giantis
October 19, 1999
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ShowerTech
How to make yourself clean and fresh to face your shitty day
by Thomas S. Roche
September 10, 1999
Whoa!
Heat Drives States To Compete For Disaster Relief
by Diane Goldberg
July 30, 1999
Crave
Doggie Style
How to do it
by Hank Hyena
October 1, 1999
Dirt
Scorpio Rising
In appreciation of Kenneth Anger
by Peter Braunstein
September 27, 1999
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Keane KO's Family Circus Parody
Cartoonist-Webmaster Summit
by David Cassel
September 30, 1999
Whoa!
Spies In The Sky
Al Haig's lofty ambition to control international communications
by Patrick Di Justo
October 8, 1999
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Pilgrim Sex
An exposé on colonial copulation
by Eve Rings
November 24, 1999
Dirt
Bizbuzz
Jenny McCarthy, Brad Pitt, George Michael and more
by Melissa T.
September 17, 1999
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Running Amok
Underground publishing eats its own
by Patrick Hughes
October 15, 1999
Whoa!
Texas Preparing For Two-Week Festival Of Death
by Jeff Diehl
August 4, 1999
Crave
Horny In Alabama
Fighting for the right to masturbate
by Maryam Henein
November 16, 1999
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