Staff Picks: Best of GettingIt
November 1, 1999
Reality Ain't What It Used To Be
Thirty-five years after Bell's Theorem
by Robert Anton Wilson

August 3, 1999
Hamsterdance Fever
The most promiscuous meme on the Net
by David Cassel

July 26, 1999
Incredibly Strange Wrestling
Punk rock in the ring
by Sarah Jacobson

September 13, 1999
The Human Bombs Of Sri Lanka
Ruthless guerillas commit suicide for independence
by Hank Hyena

December 27, 1999
In Through The Out Door
Hotel infiltration for fun, profit, and victory
by Sandy Brundage

Featured Authors
Mark Frauenfelder (1 stories)
Brett Allan King (8 stories)
Eve Rings (13 stories)
Richard Kadrey (2 stories)
Thomas S. Roche (62 stories)
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You Can Be A 'Speed Seducer'
How to hypnotize women and feel like a winner!
by Jeff Diehl, published September 20, 1999
That's right, you too can hypnotize hot babes and lure them to your lair where they will service your every sexual desire. Just follow the instructions of self-titled "Chairman of the Broads," Ross Jeffries, founder of the method known as Speed Seduction, and you'll have women obeying your every command.
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Killer Signs
When celebs and psychos' stars collide
by Peter Fenton
December 30, 1999
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Escape From East Timor (Part One)
An American in the firing line
by Anonymous
September 14, 1999
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Internet For Assholes
This week: Floppy Disks for Assholes
by Lou Cabron
November 24, 1999
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A Good Spanking
Excerpt from SM Classics
by Jay Wiseman
September 15, 1999
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Bizbuzz
Larry King, The Real World, Courtney Love, and more
by Melissa T.
October 29, 1999
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Guns Don't Kill People...
...the federal government kills people
by Thomas S. Roche
January 4, 2000
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Top 10 Centuries Of The Millennium
The ultimate in list-making
by Thomas S. Roche
December 30, 1999
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Pregnant Nymphos
Swollen breasts are just the beginning
by Nathan Winer
July 30, 1999
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A Cigar Of Her Own
Gennifer Flowers is not going to be outdone as a presidential floozy
by Jenn Shreve
September 7, 1999
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PoopTech
Solutions for that sticky urban problem
by Thomas S. Roche
December 30, 1999
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Superstar Car Wash
A turgid comic strip
by Ric Pryor
November 18, 1999
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The Dirty Dozen
Wanking women give up their secrets
by Hank Hyena
November 12, 1999
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