Staff Picks: Best of GettingIt
October 15, 1999
Body Bazaar
In the poorest countries of the world, kidneys mean cash
by Etelka Lehoczky

September 20, 1999
Family Circus Brouhaha
Crazy captions bring lawyers
by David Cassel

August 23, 1999
What Makes A Day Trader Crack?
Market volatility takes on a whole new meaning
by Mark Dery

October 14, 1999
Fight Club
An interview with Chuck Palahniuk
by RU Sirius

December 2, 1999
Bozo And Butts
Creepy clowns and some stinky shit
by Lydia Lunch

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Turkey Killings
Turks and Kurds pose food for thought
by Hank Hyena, published November 24, 1999
Turkey is brutally stomping towards the 21st century as arguably the world's most xenophobic, genocidal, and unrepentant nation of the 1900s. Other contenders (Germany, Japan, Russia, Iraq, Serbia, Rwanda, Indonesia, South Africa, China, USA, UK, France, Guatemala, Israel, etc.) have either reformed their atrocious behavior, or their crimes pale in comparison.
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A Mat On The Moon
How Andy Kaufman saved pro wrestling
by Junior Downey
July 26, 1999
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SnoreTech
Modern cures for the nighttime malady
by Thomas S. Roche
October 8, 1999
Whoa!
Hillary Leaves White House, Cites Feng Shui
by Steve Moramarco
August 10, 1999
Crave
The Secrets Of Lesbian Sex
Interview with Felice Newman
by Athena Douris
November 30, 1999
Dirt
Cartoon Nonconformist
John K. gives us what we want
by Evan O'Sullivan
December 21, 1999
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WordTech
Are you ready for the text evolution?
by Sherman M. Fridman
December 8, 1999
Whoa!
Nuclear Scientist Says FBI Is Bugging Him
by Keith Sanders
August 6, 1999
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Chew On This
You're what's for dinner
by Cara Bruce
November 29, 1999
Dirt
Superstar Stiffs
Pay actors more, get less acting
by Peter Braunstein
October 27, 1999
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The Law Is Your Ass
When does getting lucky mean getting canned?
by Sherman M. Fridman
November 17, 1999
Whoa!
Corpses Can Kill
Diseases of the dead and infectious
by Hank Hyena
December 9, 1999
Crave
Canine Cajones
I'll take the Great Danes, thank you
by Hank Hyena
October 13, 1999
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