Staff Picks: Best of GettingIt
October 22, 1999
The Best Friend I Ever Made
Robotic pets for the rest of us
by M. Christian

July 29, 1999
Where's The Beefheart?
New album erases the singer to rewrite history
by David Thomas

August 26, 1999
American Siddhartha
Tripping through the stars with the horniest guru
by Robert Phoenix

November 9, 1999
It's A Deadly World, After All
Death at Disneyland
by John Marr

November 30, 1999
The Happy Pessimist
George Carlin doesn't give a fuck
by RU Sirius

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I Kiss You!!!
Our mystery date with Mahir
by Lou Cabron, published November 4, 1999
Who is Mahir Cagri. If you don't know by now, you've got exactly zero Net cred. He likes music, sport, travel, tenis [sic]. He likes... sex. He's the new Tom Cruise of the Internet, the raging Turkish stud clad in a Speedo, the undisputed master of table tennis, accordion-jamming Heathcliff, and the Net's virulent meme du jour.
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Not Just A One-Hit Wonder
The survival of Soft Cell's Marc Almond
by Holly Day
December 6, 1999
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King Mob
UK gangsters go for Hollywood gold
by Chris Campion
September 17, 1999
Whoa!
Wile E. Coyote
Lessons learned from the cultural icon
by David Cassel
November 19, 1999
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Horny In Alabama
Fighting for the right to masturbate
by Maryam Henein
November 16, 1999
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Two-Dimensional Woman
Tori Spelling online
by Jenn Shreve
November 2, 1999
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When Cops Attack!
More police on the street -- more kids in jail
by Patrick Hughes
August 16, 1999
Whoa!
The LSD No-Hitter
And other drug tales from the world of baseball
by Mike Horowitz
August 24, 1999
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Screwing With Street Drugs
Better sex through chemicals
by Hank Hyena
October 12, 1999
Dirt
Mangled Verses
I think that I shall never see lovely Pavement poetry
by Mat Honan
August 19, 1999
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Superbowl Of Weed
Fully baked at the 12th annual Cannabis Cup
by Paul Krassner
December 6, 1999
Whoa!
Random Shooting Was Unexpected, Witnesses Say
by Jeff Diehl
July 30, 1999
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The Autobiography Of A Flea
An excerpt from the Carroll & Graf novel
by Anonymous
September 1, 1999
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