Staff Picks: Best of GettingIt
July 27, 1999
They Wrecked My Genitals!
When doctors try to fix what ain’t broke
by Annalee Newitz

November 18, 1999
A Man, A Plan, An Accordion
Weird Al's not so weird after all
by Larry Getlen

September 20, 1999
You Can Be A 'Speed Seducer'
How to hypnotize women and feel like a winner!
by Jeff Diehl

November 30, 1999
The Happy Pessimist
George Carlin doesn't give a fuck
by RU Sirius

August 30, 1999
Dead Souls On Tape
Strange recordings hold the secret of the afterlife
by Erik Davis

Featured Authors
RU Sirius (7 stories)
Patrick Hughes (11 stories)
Anonymous (5 stories)
Hank Hyena (33 stories)
Thomas S. Roche (62 stories)
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It's A Deadly World, After All
Death at Disneyland
by John Marr, published November 9, 1999
Disneyland is America's Magic Kingdom of fairy tales and pixie dust, filled with rides and attractions that epitomize the American experience. But for all the manufactured thrills and ersatz danger, not all who brave these iconographic attractions emerge alive and unscathed.
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Dirt
The Gary Coleman Bill
Protecting child actors from themselves
by Jenn Shreve
October 6, 1999
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Bang-Bang Girls
Big guns, flame throwers, and estrogen
by Michelle Handelman
October 8, 1999
Whoa!
Millennial Hijinx
Crackpots, conspiracies, and how
they amuse us
by Mark Frauenfelder
August 5, 1999
Crave
Holiday Help
Rump roasting and charity work
by Lydia Lunch
November 25, 1999
Dirt
A Mat On The Moon
How Andy Kaufman saved pro wrestling
by Mat Honan
July 26, 1999
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Mutts Who Think
Telepathy, morphic fields, and Fido
by Paul McEnery
October 29, 1999
Whoa!
Spies In The Sky
Al Haig's lofty ambition to control international communications
by Patrick Di Justo
October 8, 1999
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Bottom Feeding
Coprophagia for dummies
by Lydia Lunch
August 12, 1999
Dirt
Wicked Women To Watch
Four French divas and their crimes against humanity
by Peter Braunstein
August 25, 1999
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Not-So-Nice Jewish Girls
by D. R.
July 30, 1999
Whoa!
Internet For Assholes
This week: Floppy Disks for Assholes
by Lou Cabron
November 24, 1999
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Pretzel Logic
Performing from high in the air to down in the sewer
by Stephen Lemons
November 3, 1999
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