Who's Dissin' Who?
Guess which celebs got slammed by their peers
by Anonymous
Published October 15, 1999 in Dirt
Pete Sampras: "She's what I call a pitching wedge. She looks good from about 150 yards away"

Barbra Streisand
Sharon Stone
Cybill Shepherd
Courtney Love
Billy Baldwin: "Thin lips, okay breath."
Julia Roberts
Kelly Lynch
Sharon Stone
Jamie Lee Curtis
Sharon Stone: "A dirt sandwich is better than [__]"

Val Kilmer
Michael Douglas
Billy Baldwin
Dwight Yoakam
Jennifer Lopez: "Tell me what she's been in? I swear to God, I don't remember anything she was in. Some people get hot by association."

Patricia Arquette
Natalie Portman
Gwyneth Paltrow
Sharon Stone
Director Joel Schumacher: "The most psychologically troubled human being I've ever worked with"

Val Kilmer
Nicolas Cage
Kiefer Sutherland
Michael Douglas
Arnold Schwarzenegger: "It's a shame no one taught him to be cool."

Bruce Willis
Val Kilmer
Sly Stallone
Don Johnson
Courtney Love: "I have lurid sexual fantasies about [___] -- I'd like to tie her up and run over her with a car."

Jennifer Love Hewitt
Hillary Clinton
Diane Sawyer
Tina Brown
Dennis Hopper: "[____] will fuck your old lady."

Don Johnson
Mickey Rourke
Sly Stallone
Woody Harrelson

Kat Giantis writes about popular culture, even though she lives in Seattle.

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... from October 15, 1999