September 15, 1999
Excerpt from SM Classics
August 23, 1999
He just really likes breasts
January 18, 2000
Tips on finding a great lay
December 29, 1999
Looking for love at the Edgewater West
December 22, 1999
Dirty gifts for your special someone
August 24, 1999
Prowling for debauchery in New Orleans
September 10, 1999
Chicks rejecting dicks (at least those attached to men)
October 18, 1999
An idea whose time has come
September 10, 1999
Erotic comic strip
August 13, 1999
Erotic comic strip
December 3, 1999
Erotic Comic Strip
October 15, 1999
Erotic Comic Strip
January 13, 2000
Chat rooms and tongue traveling
August 25, 1999
Car wrecks were never so much fun
October 13, 1999
Excerpt from Gone Is The Shame
October 25, 1999
The fetish of formicophilia
September 7, 1999
The dos and don'ts of getting bulldagger booty
September 1, 1999
Or why I consider Calista Flockhart erection repellent
August 24, 1999
Adolescent antics are making a splash in SoCal
August 11, 1999
Because Ken is simply inadequate
November 9, 1999
Taxi Dancing, alive and well in Los Angeles
August 27, 1999
The fright of facing more than a mouthful
August 12, 1999
Coprophagia for dummies
July 26, 1999
Straight couples and male anal pleasure
December 2, 1999
Creepy clowns and some stinky shit
January 6, 2000
Sex-crazed, psychotic clowns
December 13, 1999
Pyrophiles play Prometheus with their peckers
December 3, 1999
An avant-garde psychosexual romp
October 13, 1999
I'll take the Great Danes, thank you
November 29, 1999
You're what's for dinner
October 21, 1999
Fourteen rated rubbers
November 5, 1999
Erotic comic strip
October 15, 1999
Have sex in small spaces without getting caught
November 11, 1999
Self-mutilators and chubby chasers
October 14, 1999
Tips on the bloodiest of sports
August 3, 1999
Sexual deviance with everyday ingredients
August 26, 1999
Private dicks and other incriminating evidence
October 1, 1999
How to do it
December 6, 1999
Lolita revisited
January 21, 2000
Erotic comic strip
September 29, 1999
The Japanese art of Kokigami
October 28, 1999
No personality or too much
October 4, 1999
Going in through the out door
January 14, 2000
Erotic comic strip
September 17, 1999
Erotic comic strip
November 19, 1999
Erotic comic strip
October 22, 1999
Erotic comic strip
September 23, 1999
Dangerous or painful aphrodisiacs
August 6, 1999
Circumventing circumcision
July 26, 1999
Porn stars who wrestle
November 4, 1999
Tell me you hate me
November 26, 1999
How to tear his eyes away from the TV
September 13, 1999
The dedicated lifestyle of plushophiliacs
November 19, 1999
How to seduce gays and lesbians
October 7, 1999
Overexposed and under-limbed
September 9, 1999
How to avenge yourself against human rabbits and other dorks
October 6, 1999
Erotic fiction
October 1, 1999
Erotic comic strip
November 12, 1999
Erotic comic strip
December 30, 1999
Erotic comic strip
November 23, 1999
A day in the life of a sperm donor
July 30, 1999
Comic strip
October 7, 1999
Be careful what you put in your mouth
November 22, 1999
A catgirl's guide to doin' it
August 6, 1999
November 25, 1999
Rump roasting and charity work
November 24, 1999
How to get your freak on when visiting your family
October 27, 1999
Erotic fiction
August 17, 1999
The ins and outs of yin and yang
November 16, 1999
Fighting for the right to masturbate
November 17, 1999
Spicy sex story
December 7, 1999
Kari French's cooch art
November 5, 1999
How to seduce a virgin
September 8, 1999
The hand that rocks the dreidel
September 3, 1999
Spoken word
December 15, 1999
Erotic fiction
December 10, 1999
How to shoot your wad farther
December 24, 1999
Erotic comic strip
September 24, 1999
Kama Sutra techniques
July 29, 1999
The decline of the quality quickie
December 8, 1999
An erotic excerpt
September 14, 1999
'Dwarf' films cast a strange spell on the culture
September 27, 1999
Boldly going where no one should
November 1, 1999
A return to foot binding
August 27, 1999
October 13, 1999
Tales of the dickless
August 4, 1999
An excerpt from the Masquerade Books novel
December 28, 1999
Role-playing taken to extremes
October 8, 1999
How to do it
August 20, 1999
Feminism is useless at Native American gatherings
October 22, 1999
Hustler's mail-order pervert paradise
September 16, 1999
When a middle ground can't be found
September 30, 1999
It's all a matter of taste
November 5, 1999
Down in the flesh pits with Tyler Ondine Whitman
October 26, 1999
One giant leap for porn
September 21, 1999
Celebrating the body erotic
September 24, 1999
Erotic comic strip
August 30, 1999
Massaging the male G-spot
October 5, 1999
As good as the real thing?
November 24, 1999
An exposé on colonial copulation
December 10, 1999
Erotic comic strip
August 9, 1999
Because acting your age gets old
August 2, 1999
The sexual worship of stumps
September 17, 1999
Annie Sprinkle on sex, drugs, and what turns her on
November 11, 1999
Can the skin mag stay afloat?
September 2, 1999
'Nympho artist' carves puds from spuds
July 30, 1999
Swollen breasts are just the beginning
November 3, 1999
Performing from high in the air to down in the sewer
August 10, 1999
Doctor claims the vagina is a portal to enlightenment
November 18, 1999
Exhibitionism and kitty licking
December 23, 1999
Holiday advice
October 11, 1999
When vomit is erotic
October 12, 1999
Better sex through chemicals
December 17, 1999
Bad-ass goddess of the night
October 19, 1999
Let's hear it for creative knitting
September 15, 1999
Five hours with Russ Meyer
July 27, 1999
She'll kick your ass
December 1, 1999
Erotic fiction
August 2, 1999
A surgical solution for the loosest of ladies
October 8, 1999
Erotic comics
January 10, 2000
Olfactophiles follow their nose
September 20, 1999
The erotic appeal of inflatable toys
December 9, 1999
Lunch with Al Goldstein
August 16, 1999
Modifying the penis in frightening ways
October 14, 1999
Making it personal
November 8, 1999
Liposuction at home
November 10, 1999
Erotic excerpt from the Masquerade Book Too Beautiful
November 18, 1999
Male love at midnight
December 2, 1999
Recipes for juicy jizz
December 30, 1999
Rough resolutions
September 1, 1999
An excerpt from the Carroll & Graf novel
November 15, 1999
Genital saline injection
September 22, 1999
Erotic fiction
August 19, 1999
Grease monkeys and vibe jockeys
November 12, 1999
Wanking women give up their secrets
August 20, 1999
August 5, 1999
Size does matter
August 13, 1999
Tips for the traveling john
August 2, 1999
Banging your buddy's bride
September 22, 1999
Interview with Jerry Stahl
August 18, 1999
Excerpted erotic fiction
September 29, 1999
An excerpt from the Masquerade novel
November 30, 1999
Interview with Felice Newman
December 2, 1999
David Sedaris calls it like he sees it
November 2, 1999
Whispers from behind the back door
January 12, 2000
One bad-ass lounge act
November 25, 1999
Make the most of Thanksgiving leftovers
December 14, 1999
It's all fun and games until...
January 19, 2000
Extreme gender cinema
October 20, 1999
Let him dream
July 6, 2000
How to be the MacGyver of bondage
July 24, 2000
What is sexy?
December 9, 1999
Hypnosis and armpit fucking
August 27, 1999
Gear for today's detective
October 29, 1999
Latex and leather in L.A.
January 5, 2000
Dorrie Lane teaches anatomy with her hands
September 3, 1999
The most common sex act is still taboo, dammit
September 2, 1999
Making a better fit
August 31, 1999
The geek sex underground
October 21, 1999
Changing diapers and stealing panties
September 28, 1999
A globetrotter's guide to proper groping
July 28, 1999
Erotic fiction
August 23, 1999
Shrill star faces fans
October 13, 1999
The future is now
August 16, 1999
Biggest boobs on the tube
September 7, 1999
Gennifer Flowers is not going to be outdone as a presidential floozy
September 14, 1999
Barry Williams dismantles post-Brady hijinx, and hawks his CD
November 29, 1999
In love with a rock star
November 18, 1999
Weird Al's not so weird after all
July 26, 1999
How Andy Kaufman saved pro wrestling
November 16, 1999
Did you know Prince Charles has official feathers?
September 14, 1999
Raw straightforwardness is a good fit for the Net
July 27, 1999
Humility hunting in the world of Ben
August 26, 1999
Tripping through the stars with the horniest guru
August 10, 1999
Online virgin, offline slut
November 17, 1999
The new Hollywood breed
December 1, 1999
Frightful fathers beget gorgeous daughters
December 13, 1999
Parental neglect, Hollywood style
December 29, 1999
Hollywood's baddest girls
January 19, 2000
Leading ladies get translucent
September 22, 1999
Who wants to be famous, anyway?
September 20, 1999
Scot pop phenom lose their teen cherry
October 29, 1999
Larry King, The Real World, Courtney Love, and more
September 10, 1999
Jennifer Love Hewitt, South Park, Dionne Warwick, and more
November 5, 1999
Martha Stewart, Ricky Martin, Danny Glover, and more
September 17, 1999
Jenny McCarthy, Brad Pitt, George Michael and more
July 30, 1999
Gary Coleman, Rob Zombie, Britney Spears and more...
November 12, 1999
Milla Jovovich, Aerosmith, Pete Rose, and more
September 24, 1999
Johnny Depp, Howard Stern, Diana Ross and more
November 19, 1999
Eminem, Jay Leno, Baywatch, and more
August 6, 1999
Charlie Sheen, Leelee Sobieski, Monica and more...
October 1, 1999
Janet Jackson, Brooke Shields, Anna Nicole Smith, and more
August 13, 1999
Chris Rock, Geena Davis, Dennis Rodman and more
October 8, 1999
Paul Reubens, Jesse Ventura, Mark Wahlberg, and more
December 3, 1999
The WWF, Drew Barrymore, Elton John, and more
August 20, 1999
Denise Richards, Stone Temple Pilots, Jerry Springer, and more
December 10, 1999
Kid Rock, Alyssa Milano, Ted Nugent, and more
October 15, 1999
Rebecca Romijn-Stamos, Black Sabbath, Ellen DeGeneres, and more
August 27, 1999
Circus freaks, Calista Flockhart, crush videos, and more
December 17, 1999
Kirk Douglas, Judy Garland, Jerry Hall, and more
October 22, 1999
Melanie Griffith, Antonio Sabáto Jr., Duran Duran, and more
September 3, 1999
Angelica Bridges, Fiona Apple, Susan Lucci and more
December 17, 1999
You love 'em, you hate 'em: Find out how much
August 19, 1999
The skatepunks of baseball
November 12, 1999
Gettin' blunt with Kool Keith
November 24, 1999
Will predictions incite a Hollywood crash?
August 3, 1999
The legacy of Roger Miller
December 21, 1999
John K. gives us what we want
December 24, 1999
Taste gets a holiday
November 15, 1999
Is this the next 'We Are the World'?
December 28, 1999
Filmmaker takes script and runs with it
September 8, 1999
An antidote to Hollywood's puritanical tendencies
November 9, 1999
Seduced by a Russian tennis vixen
January 4, 2000
A conversation with Jim Jarmusch
November 23, 1999
Let the deadsploitation begin
November 11, 1999
Don't believe the hype
November 3, 1999
The 'Hollywood' election
August 30, 1999
Goodbye England's ruse
December 14, 1999
These chicks just follow the money
September 15, 1999
Underground film fest filled with real-life winners
January 21, 2000
Novelist Hubert Selby Jr. refuses to die
October 5, 1999
Inspiration for the suburban housewife
August 5, 1999
Tracking the mysterious Brown Buffalo
October 6, 1999
A celebrity shit project
October 14, 1999
An interview with Chuck Palahniuk
January 12, 2000
The fine line between intrigue and ridicule
July 27, 1999
Drop Dead Gorgeous director finds an easy target in beauty pageants
August 11, 1999
High fashion feeds off the streets
November 4, 1999
A brush with fame in Xian
November 10, 1999
Blood of Abraham: such nice boys
August 10, 1999
Carnie Wilson surgery gets Webcast
September 21, 1999
Julian Lennon on the Web -- what's the point?
November 11, 1999
A hair-raising diversion
October 20, 1999
Quick, get me a good-looking Hispanic transsexual!
September 13, 1999
An action hero disses his roots
November 23, 1999
Shock jock fights divorce news site
October 25, 1999
Caligula returns
October 19, 1999
Kelsey Grammer online
October 5, 1999
A conversation with the consummate dreamer
December 9, 1999
Tim Roth on film violence and growing older
November 22, 1999
Meg Lee Chin holds her own
October 20, 1999
Filmmaker probes the infamous porn star
October 18, 1999
Another bowl, Mister Rogers?
October 12, 1999
Former teen pop star is surprisingly palatable
August 16, 1999
The King and the sensei
October 7, 1999
An interview with Soul Coughing's M. Doughty
December 30, 1999
When celebs and psychos' stars collide
November 3, 1999
How Canadians face the end of the world
November 5, 1999
Belgian filmmakers talk waffles
August 17, 1999
Titanic star's Web site is a heap of contradictions
November 8, 1999
Hollywood couples to watch
September 9, 1999
He married Lolita, brought us Blade Runner, and now...
September 2, 1999
Bone-inspiring babes beyond year 40
August 18, 1999
The advantages of an ever-changing menu
August 19, 1999
I think that I shall never see lovely Pavement poetry
December 16, 1999
Maxim holiday party: plenty of ice, not much fire
September 17, 1999
Pageant fanatics dish nonstop online
August 4, 1999
How Lewinsky fought evil, then got fat
August 12, 1999
Mike Patton on arena rock, porno, and intelligent music
December 6, 1999
The survival of Soft Cell's Marc Almond
November 30, 1999
The softer side of George Carlin
July 28, 1999
Perfect in every way ... and perfectly bland
August 31, 1999
For those who like peanut butter with their cheese
October 7, 1999
A celebration and contemplation
December 16, 1999
Wes Craven on human behavior, Sophocles, and westerns
November 10, 1999
Predicting potential subversion
August 3, 1999
Jennifer Tilly -- from alluring to eerie
November 4, 1999
Debi Mazar on acting, hip hop, and porn
October 19, 1999
Rappin' with Cypress Hill's B-Real
September 7, 1999
A spotlight on Hollywood's brightest bulbs
July 28, 1999
Tales of bestiality and a teen idol in an armoire
September 28, 1999
No aces served here
September 16, 1999
Romance director has tongues wagging
September 27, 1999
In appreciation of Kenneth Anger
October 4, 1999
From the attic of Allen Ginsberg
September 15, 1999
Don't believe the hype
August 30, 1999
Johnny Dowd's one moody country rocker
September 9, 1999
The imminent invasion of a new pre-fab group
September 23, 1999
Stan Lee in cyberspace
November 19, 1999
Talking with Julien Donkey-Boy star Ewen Bremner
September 17, 1999
Celebs uncensored in Toronto
September 23, 1999
Welcome to the wacky world of film rating
November 23, 1999
Santana rocks, simply
October 27, 1999
Pay actors more, get less acting
August 11, 1999
Natasha Lyonne talks about KISS and her new film
September 28, 1999
Celebrity skin art with a half-life
November 9, 1999
Kevin Smith's off-center view
October 26, 1999
E-commerce at its best, or worst
December 7, 1999
Cornball works for the 'Terminator' online
October 6, 1999
Protecting child actors from themselves
November 30, 1999
George Carlin doesn't give a fuck
September 29, 1999
"Will sing-act-direct-
write-model for food"
September 1, 1999
Diane Farr on romance, Loveline, and stained penises
August 31, 1999
George Clinton philosophizes the funk
October 11, 1999
On the road with Mike Watt
August 2, 1999
Huffington and Krassner
November 18, 1999
Director's Mystery Men pseudonym unmasked
October 28, 1999
Bob Zmuda on Andy Kaufman's legacy
September 24, 1999
Rivalry surrounds the Teletubbies' throne
November 2, 1999
Tori Spelling online
December 8, 1999
Films that could have been hits
July 29, 1999
Music videos and metaphysics shaped her destiny
November 1, 1999
But Brother Theodore keeps his sense of humor
October 21, 1999
Ho'in Hollywood
August 25, 1999
Four French divas and their crimes against humanity
August 24, 1999
Baywatch-grade boobies don't a celebrity make
December 21, 1999
God bless us, every one
November 2, 1999
What's a poet to do?
October 1, 1999
How color-blind is Giuliani's clampdown?
December 24, 1999
Season's greetings from the South
December 9, 1999
Robin McElroy: Bull-busting babe
September 13, 1999
The latest in flying diversions
November 1, 1999
The Hell's Kitchen of South Africa
August 27, 1999
Those who can't do, fake it at the Air Guitar Championships
August 17, 1999
Big money's at stake over psychic talking deli meat
September 3, 1999
Free speech simply isn't profitable
August 31, 1999
I lost 80 pounds -- twice!
December 15, 1999
Dour John Zerzan wants to destroy civilization while staying out of jail
December 17, 1999
Web-based stereos and... washing machines?
October 13, 1999
Anarchists dismantle the museum
August 3, 1999
War means action for women, too
October 13, 1999
Take care of that tush
August 20, 1999
The cult of the 2600 is still alive and well
September 3, 1999
Will gadgets and military tactics really solve anything?
August 13, 1999
Purchases for Friday the 13th
August 4, 1999
September 1, 1999
Inside the world of football prognostication
October 8, 1999
Big guns, flame throwers, and estrogen
December 3, 1999
What it all really means
October 11, 1999
Starve your mites for an easy sleep
October 15, 1999
The freshest in beeping fashion accessories
September 15, 1999
An interview with the executive producer of Waco: The Rules of Engagement
August 17, 1999
Meanwhile, liberals take on the small issues
August 2, 1999
December 10, 1999
Two self-possessed videogames
September 17, 1999
The kitsch king of Polynesian beauties
January 13, 2000
What to do when your willie ain't so slick
October 12, 1999
MP3 groups trade new music for hacker status
December 14, 1999
Cruel holiday spirit leaves sad, empty mangers
August 6, 1999
September 29, 1999
Postmodern canvases on wheels
September 9, 1999
Surfing fun in earth's harshest realms
November 17, 1999
Surreal chess and checker sets
December 22, 1999
Dickless, inbred, infanticidal moviemaking
December 13, 1999
All I want for Christmas is elephant dung
November 9, 1999
London's grubby answer to Bret Easton Ellis
December 20, 1999
Christmas cell phone hit could ace out Hamster Dance
August 24, 1999
Infants with acne boogie 'til dawn
August 1, 1999
Weird-ass publishing innovations for a tripped-out future
August 11, 1999
Geeks and ravers get an excuse to gather
July 30, 1999
September 3, 1999
Academia gets into the juicy stuff
January 11, 2000
How Ayn Rand's Objectivism shows its influence today
September 14, 1999
A look at Puerto Rican "terrorists"
September 7, 1999
How to piss off The Man online
August 18, 1999
How US scientists nurture deadly pathogens
November 10, 1999
Beat the government's database -- and vanish
January 20, 2000
An unexpected peril of the undertaker's trade
November 22, 1999
Colorado fights road rage
October 25, 1999
Director's bid to make 10 films by Y2K
August 9, 1999
High-tech gadgets for today's wannabe spy
August 12, 1999
The cult for people of color
December 6, 1999
Easy answers that make sense
September 14, 1999
An American in the firing line
September 16, 1999
An American in the firing line
September 15, 1999
Americans in the firing line
September 20, 1999
Crazy captions bring lawyers
July 28, 1999
How the Drug War makes people puke
September 8, 1999
Research shows they resemble coked-up humans
October 27, 1999
Europe's model for protest crops up in the States
October 18, 1999
Making skin grafts from baby penises
October 21, 1999
Female condoms and the coming Brazilian bonk-fest
October 4, 1999
Heads you win, bodies you lose
August 30, 1999
Firearm innovations for today's cop, kook, and survivalist
October 29, 1999
Grim reaping for fun and profit
September 2, 1999
UCLA has fallen and it can't get up
November 29, 1999
Gross presents to nauseate and delight
January 3, 2000
The new world trend?
September 8, 1999
Modern appliances for the golfing fanatic
August 31, 1999
Tom Waits, Jad Fair & Kramer, PantyChrist, Inger Lorre
December 1, 1999
Taste is cheap; disgust costs extra
January 4, 2000
...the federal government kills people
December 3, 1999
Internet cult goes MTV
August 3, 1999
The most promiscuous meme on the Net
August 3, 1999
They're England's newest hit-maker
August 30, 1999
Cyberguerrillas speak for East Timor
November 26, 1999
England's in love with alien embryos
August 2, 1999
NY State Troopers post Woodstock riot photos
November 5, 1999
Stock up on Chi in time for the millennium!
October 12, 1999
In praise of awkwardness
September 21, 1999
Femininity, Tae Kwon Do, and kicking ass
October 22, 1999
The iToilet encourages you to 'shit different'
October 19, 1999
Your modem is driving you mad
December 27, 1999
Hotel infiltration for fun, profit, and victory
September 28, 1999
Krishna rock for GeneratioNext
July 26, 1999
Punk rock in the ring
November 12, 1999
The new models are in
August 19, 1999
Media pranksters stage annoying alterna-Dylan spectacle
August 27, 1999
Japanese obsession with two feuding old women and a vase
November 15, 1999
A Colorado boy's sex-crime nightmare
September 2, 1999
Reno and the FBI spin another grim fairy tale
July 27, 1999
Long live journalism
September 30, 1999
Cartoonist-Webmaster Summit
September 30, 1999
San Francisco tries the "good cop, good cop" routine
September 17, 1999
UK gangsters go for Hollywood gold
November 30, 1999
WTO and the 'efficiency dividend'
August 23, 1999
Ultramodern recording options
December 7, 1999
Voting with bricks in corporate Seattle
August 26, 1999
Rogue operative challenges the idea of military intelligence
December 20, 1999
Let it glow
November 29, 1999
Franco is still dead; his followers aren't
January 6, 2000
Queer tennis thrives, despite little TLC from the USTA
January 12, 2000
Drag queens go domestic
November 11, 1999
Following Fight Club's recipe for fun and profit
July 28, 1999
November 24, 1999
Hermann Nitsch and the spectacle of the slaughterhouse
November 23, 1999
Who's eating all the roadkill?
October 11, 1999
Hey, we screwed up that nukular thing first, dammit
January 14, 2000
Who's been hiring the dogs of war?
January 7, 2000
Step aside, Austin Powers
November 19, 1999
Strange adventures for strange kids, arrrgh!
September 24, 1999
A virtual pet that's as crazy as you are!
August 6, 1999
Rival classic car rallies lead to a religious rumble
January 21, 2000
An old fogey looks at skateboard wheels
October 29, 1999
Telepathy, morphic fields, and Fido
December 1, 1999
Postering with the posse in London town
November 16, 1999
Spencer Tunick's living sculptures land him in the pokey
December 2, 1999
An Interview with Göran Kropp
October 20, 1999
Untouchables and incurables, but perfectly wearable
July 26, 1999
August 10, 1999
Mary Tyler Moore for the '90s?
September 10, 1999
Her pulpit: the Learning Annex
July 30, 1999
October 28, 1999
Velikovsky and weird astronomy
September 22, 1999
For filthy mouths and clenched jaws
December 8, 1999
Bioengineers monkey around with your body parts
December 10, 1999
A former neo-Nazi talks about his past
October 1, 1999
Greatest 'sin bin' twits of the 20th century
August 25, 1999
Modern devices for phone security
January 10, 2000
Fighting the power with cream tartlets
October 1, 1999
In search of the perfect headrest
December 3, 1999
Tactics of a notorious Web site prankster
August 16, 1999
Exorcising Nixon's ghost online
October 6, 1999
For the cop who has everything
October 18, 1999
Gender-normed computing for the young
September 21, 1999
Columbine cheerleaders aim to raise teen spirit
December 30, 1999
Solutions for that sticky urban problem
September 2, 1999
Crime fighting legislators tuck in the underwear
September 28, 1999
A smoker's guide to social subversion and civic disobedience
November 3, 1999
Latter-day jigsaws for virtual assembly
November 16, 1999
Why did the Times drop dissidents into knickers?
October 4, 1999
How to keep yourself entertained while traveling
September 15, 1999
The science of dog noises
November 9, 1999
Advice for alternative presidential candidates
October 15, 1999
Underground publishing eats its own
November 18, 1999
William Gibson is still 15 minutes ahead
August 5, 1999
You can finally toss that eye patch
August 3, 1999
December 14, 1999
America's first schnozz salon
November 4, 1999
The demise of genes in human evolution
November 8, 1999
Tourists eating sandwiches in a concentration camp
September 10, 1999
How to make yourself clean and fresh to face your shitty day
November 10, 1999
Keeping the world happy, shiny, and insipid
September 23, 1999
Comic books abandon the real world for the Web
October 7, 1999
Heir-apparent to the Tory Party ups the ante on scandal
October 25, 1999
Accessories for the decaying
August 19, 1999
Brit does the art his computer tells him to
October 8, 1999
Modern cures for the nighttime malady
August 23, 1999
Or: Do as I say, not as I did
August 11, 1999
September 3, 1999
The latest in non-lethal ass-kicking
October 27, 1999
Music and sound effects to thrill and chill
May 15, 2000
GettingIt.com launched with no plan, no ads, no marketing, no nothing. It failed. But one of its founders had a pretty good time.
September 20, 1999
High-impact automobile security
August 16, 1999
Unusual exercise contraptions
July 30, 1999
Upping the ante on sex in the Oval Office
November 4, 1999
The fin de siècle glamour of the Art of Noise
December 6, 1999
Fully baked at the 12th annual Cannabis Cup
November 22, 1999
Two out of three gifts that promote tooth decay
August 12, 1999
The selling of Billy Blanks
October 29, 1999
Candy for masochists
January 18, 2000
In Assam, too many factions boil with wrath
November 12, 1999
Power kites race the wind
August 26, 1999
ATMs are being rigged with retinal scanners
October 22, 1999
Robotic pets for the rest of us
October 13, 1999
Wilt Chamberlain's legend lives on
September 7, 1999
Self-improvement sans dignity
September 23, 1999
In line for The Real World's casting call
August 18, 1999
Self-defense devices
August 13, 1999
Hardball promo jumps ahead to Century 21
October 14, 1999
Bart Kosko preaches a math apocalypse
September 13, 1999
Ruthless guerillas commit suicide for independence
November 17, 1999
When does getting lucky mean getting canned?
January 19, 2000
At least his mother knows where he is
September 29, 1999
Basic training, deep-sea diving, and a bag of Cheetos
August 9, 1999
Movie stars, drug dealing, and the LAPD
August 5, 1999
Barbie does Frank
August 10, 1999
A mad scientist's dream come true
September 20, 1999
Ross Jeffries in his own words
September 14, 1999
Modern independence movements in the U.S.
August 25, 1999
Watching for comets with The Millennium Group
October 20, 1999
Entering strange realms through the ear
August 6, 1999
Music first, nookie second
September 22, 1999
Strange obsession of the fansubbers
December 28, 1999
The other Steve McQueen makes good
November 2, 1999
Don Letts brings the aging punks into focus
October 26, 1999
Did Frontline exploit the teens of Conyers, Georgia?
September 27, 1999
Florida wages war on underage smokers
November 19, 1999
Wrestling boot camp
November 15, 1999
Dental excitement and convenience for the 21st century
October 28, 1999
Hacking into hazardous realms
September 24, 1999
Conquering the world through rock musicals
November 24, 1999
Turks and Kurds pose food for thought
November 24, 1999
Accessories for that dead bird
December 7, 1999
Television v. the videopoker machine
October 5, 1999
Coming clean without going clean and sober
August 20, 1999
Gadgets to make you even more beautiful
November 5, 1999
Deconstructing the butt strut shuffle
November 1, 1999
Vibrating thingies that soothe and delight
September 27, 1999
The most modern of sex toys
November 3, 1999
Futurists converge around a visionary architect
September 16, 1999
Eighteen points on a triple word score
September 15, 1999
There are plenty of eerie facts you've never heard about the siege
December 3, 1999
Get tanked for the holidays
October 6, 1999
Helping you grunt and sweat profusely in hotel rooms
October 5, 1999
When wrestlers become comic book heroes
July 29, 1999
Post-Limbaugh pundits struggle for identity
August 16, 1999
More police on the street -- more kids in jail
July 29, 1999
New album erases the singer to rewrite history
July 27, 1999
Soccer for sisters comes of age
August 10, 1999
The ongoing irony of a 'peace' festival generating mayhem
December 8, 1999
Are you ready for the text evolution?
November 8, 1999
Retro fun for the juvenile delinquents of America
September 20, 1999
How to hypnotize women and feel like a winner!
December 13, 1999
The feds are watching
December 7, 1999
Veteran prankster Joey Skaggs covers Rudy with crap
December 3, 1999
The real story of Hanukah
December 7, 1999
They're not just for undertakers anymore
January 18, 2000
A portrait of Pamela Stonebrooke
August 9, 1999
August 27, 1999
August 20, 1999
December 30, 1999
A boy and his software
December 1, 1999
Mr Methane is a gas, gas, gas
October 1, 1999
U.K. hopes to impress Martians with pop music and dots
October 22, 1999
Modern piracy on the high seas
November 18, 1999
Popular bugs cause controversy in Japan
October 29, 1999
Heroin, Pinochet, ABBA -- oh my!
November 5, 1999
Pachydermalicious news you can't use
November 12, 1999
More inanity than you can shake a leg at
November 19, 1999
Breaking news on chess, prisons, and cows
December 3, 1999
The black market in bugs and strudel
October 8, 1999
Y2K cons, vacation terrors, and bellicose bystanders
December 10, 1999
Armpit licking on television and weapons for free
October 15, 1999
Y2K comes early, hiding out in a hole, and sitting with the dead
December 17, 1999
Disability, piss, and death
October 22, 1999
Bring me your sperm, exploding parrots, and horny ducks
August 24, 1999
October 15, 1999
In the poorest countries of the world, kidneys mean cash
September 10, 1999
August 5, 1999
What those TV dads would earn in the real world
August 25, 1999
July 26, 1999
Insects have infested popular culture
December 13, 1999
Reality isn't always consensual
July 29, 1999
September 30, 1999
October 18, 1999
It's not just about Halloween anymore
August 31, 1999
A counterculture girl's guide to spotting a roving man
December 20, 1999
Shooting down the Jesus myth
August 19, 1999
November 15, 1999
The orgasmic release of the Apocalypse myth
December 9, 1999
Diseases of the dead and infectious
July 30, 1999
Testing the limits of self-expression
October 26, 1999
Bored Web surfers flock to see online execution photos
August 4, 1999
August 30, 1999
Strange recordings hold the secret of the afterlife
September 13, 1999
Kids, alienation, and amorality
December 21, 1999
The best gift of all
September 28, 1999
Fatal entertainment mishaps
August 2, 1999
The Church of Euthanasia's modest proposal
August 23, 1999
January 18, 2000
A nasal adventure
November 23, 1999
Brit Artists Tracey Emin and Billy Childish go very public
November 10, 1999
Hitler's drug is the new 'new crack'
August 13, 1999
October 14, 1999
Promises to mend evil ways
September 24, 1999
November 25, 1999
A delicious simian surprise
December 10, 1999
The true meaning of necrotechnology
November 1, 1999
August 10, 1999
Ease her pain, she'll polish your knob
August 3, 1999
October 4, 1999
Who killed Stanley Kubrick?
December 16, 1999
One woman walks away from the 'fat is beautiful' movement
August 3, 1999
A history of deadly hazing
September 3, 1999
September 16, 1999
Have you got it?
August 16, 1999
New evidence of violent tendencies in dolphins
December 23, 1999
Pro-life propaganda cartoon goes for broke
October 28, 1999
The marketing magic of Vampire Wine
November 2, 1999
Don't put that in your mouth
November 16, 1999
Space monkeys, protohumans, and smart drunks
November 30, 1999
Grow your own genitals, tiny footballers, and more
December 14, 1999
Turkeys, pheromones, and a better beer
October 19, 1999
Shellfish, genes, and atom smashers
September 24, 1999
Verily I say unto you, your mouth shall be filled with gold
August 11, 1999
October 14, 1999
October 29, 1999
Paranoia and mutilation compulsion
October 25, 1999
Relive the Cold War through 'atomic tourism'
September 3, 1999
July 30, 1999
December 23, 1999
A recipe for family fun
August 2, 1999
August 10, 1999
October 18, 1999
Ethnic speech translated into 'anglonics'
September 3, 1999
Scandalous newsmaker emails uncovered
August 12, 1999
A normal dude's guide to picking up alternachicks
November 8, 1999
A new take on the China embassy bombing
November 22, 1999
The Crapfest makes a mess
September 8, 1999
Sometimes, the most dangerous game is showing up
November 4, 1999
Our mystery date with Mahir
September 20, 1999
'Recovered memory,' demonology, and duck soup
September 2, 1999
Healing the wounds of the Atlanta massacre with Phish Food
November 22, 1999
Not your mother's Satanic conspiracies
November 29, 1999
Cults, religions, and BS in general
September 8, 1999
This week: Religion for Assholes
November 3, 1999
Mocking Rick Wallace for Assholes
September 15, 1999
This week: Stalking for Assholes
November 10, 1999
This week: Copyright Infringement for Assholes
September 22, 1999
This week: Anonymity for Assholes
November 17, 1999
This week: Digital cameras for assholes
September 29, 1999
This week: Disposable Identities for Assholes
August 11, 1999
This week: Newsgroups
November 24, 1999
This week: Floppy Disks for Assholes
August 18, 1999
This week: Portals and personal ads
December 1, 1999
This week: Windows for Assholes
October 6, 1999
This week: Spamming for Assholes
December 8, 1999
This week: Porn for Assholes
October 13, 1999
This week: Voting Fraud for Assholes
August 25, 1999
This week: eBay
December 15, 1999
This week: Torturing celebrities
October 20, 1999
This week: Skepticism for Assholes
September 1, 1999
This week: Death for Assholes
October 27, 1999
This week: Chatting for Assholes
July 29, 1999
Making art out of body parts
November 9, 1999
Death at Disneyland
October 7, 1999
September 7, 1999
When good search engines go bad
August 12, 1999
September 3, 1999
Death-dealing youngsters are nothing new
November 9, 1999
Japanese games take reality one step further
July 27, 2000
Web vixen gets shot by her own cam
November 17, 1999
Recent deaths contradict Breatharians' claims
October 19, 1999
Gender bending fun at the Michigan Womyn's Music Fest
August 5, 1999
Crackpots, conspiracies, and how
they amuse us
January 5, 2000
What is freedom worth to you?
November 30, 1999
The Orlando rodent emergency
December 2, 1999
The story of a woman and her diseased cunt
November 23, 1999
Turkey Day tragedies
August 6, 1999
October 4, 1999
One city's plan to pigeonhole pachyderms
September 17, 1999
July 28, 1999
December 7, 1999
On a wild goose chase for very special funeral services
November 11, 1999
Nothing changes on New Year's Day
September 23, 1999
'You're in urine!'
October 26, 1999
Death at the zoo
July 27, 1999
July 30, 1999
October 13, 1999
When a Catholic cult invaded my town
October 12, 1999
Memorable erotic mishaps
July 30, 1999
November 1, 1999
Thirty-five years after Bell's Theorem
January 11, 2000
Coming to a high school near you
December 20, 1999
Rebels with a Claus
November 23, 1999
A GettingIt star guide
October 21, 1999
A GettingIt star guide
August 17, 1999
Pastor Steve on Christian polygamy
September 16, 1999
For them, 'gays in the military' is a necessity
August 24, 1999
Public menace or service?
November 2, 1999
Urban explorers go wherever they're not wanted
October 8, 1999
Al Haig's lofty ambition to control international communications
August 18, 1999
Getting high with The Simpsons
September 9, 1999
The bombardier beetle and its ass of fire
November 18, 1999
A turgid comic strip
December 2, 1999
A turgid comic strip
December 30, 1999
A turgid comic strip
August 6, 1999
What we found in Tina's trash
August 26, 1999
A Miami-based shrink sells instant enlightenment
August 4, 1999
August 26, 1999
Looking forward to Y2K
September 30, 1999
Stone Willie is better off dead
October 13, 1999
Questing for miracles in a postmodern world
December 27, 1999
A tale of Lovecraftian horror and psycho-archeology
January 3, 2000
When the heads got together
October 25, 1999
Is the drug war a front for the NWO?
October 28, 1999
Icebergs -- frigid foes, or frosty friends?
September 7, 1999
The tangled web of godhatesfags.com
October 7, 1999
Fans fight freshened format
January 20, 2000
Bouncing toward Bethlehem
September 21, 1999
Intersexuality in the S. Pacific and around the world
January 14, 2000
It's all in the fingers
January 7, 2000
He's just an errand boy
August 24, 1999
And other drug tales from the world of baseball
December 6, 1999
Milton William Cooper in space
October 11, 1999
Tracking the Antichrist
November 4, 1999
A brief history of excremental art
September 27, 1999
Will the new millennium be powered by your ass?
December 7, 1999
New movie builds controversy on the Net
December 29, 1999
An interview with Tim Cridland
November 5, 1999
Is it the next health craze?
July 27, 1999
When doctors try to fix what ain’t broke
December 30, 1999
The ultimate in list-making
October 27, 1999
Beer vs. pot down under
November 11, 1999
An online chat with President Clinton
September 14, 1999
One man's afternoon spent as a corpse
September 9, 1999
September 10, 1999
October 29, 1999
Internet resurrects Halloween horrors
December 22, 1999
And you thought Tiny Tim's nuptials were weird
August 23, 1999
Market volatility takes on a whole new meaning
December 14, 1999
If it's not Baroque, don't fix it
August 20, 1999
Large-scale culinary disasters of the past
September 1, 1999
What killed San Francisco's flightless avian aquanauts?
November 19, 1999
Lessons learned from the cultural icon
August 17, 1999
October 1, 1999
Expensive government study misses the mark
November 5, 1999
Racist meteors race towards Earth
August 11, 1999
October 5, 1999
Newest fad among cricketers: urine & calves' blood