July 26, 1999
Porn stars who wrestle
by Cara Bruce
July 26, 1999
Straight couples and male anal pleasure
by Marcy Sheiner
July 26, 1999
How Andy Kaufman saved pro wrestling
by Mat Honan
July 26, 1999
by Thomas S. Roche
July 26, 1999
Punk rock in the ring
by Sarah Jacobson
July 26, 1999
Insects have infested popular culture
by Mark Dery
July 27, 1999
She'll kick your ass
by Richard Kadrey
July 27, 1999
Humility hunting in the world of Ben
by David Merline
July 27, 1999
Drop Dead Gorgeous director finds an easy target in beauty pageants
by Emily Zuzik
July 27, 1999
Long live journalism
by RU Sirius
July 27, 1999
Soccer for sisters comes of age
by Patrick Hughes
July 27, 1999
When doctors try to fix what ain’t broke
by Annalee Newitz
July 27, 1999
by Patrick Di Justo
July 28, 1999
Erotic fiction
by Z. Zaleska
July 28, 1999
Perfect in every way ... and perfectly bland
by Andrei Codrescu
July 28, 1999
Tales of bestiality and a teen idol in an armoire
by Brett Allan King
July 28, 1999
How the Drug War makes people puke
by Paul Krassner
July 28, 1999
by Thomas S. Roche
July 28, 1999
by David Cassel
July 29, 1999
The decline of the quality quickie
by Lydia Lunch
July 29, 1999
Music videos and metaphysics shaped her destiny
by Cordelia Arnold
July 29, 1999
New album erases the singer to rewrite history
by David Thomas
July 29, 1999
Post-Limbaugh pundits struggle for identity
by Patrick Hughes
July 29, 1999
by Mat Honan
July 29, 1999
Making art out of body parts
by Mark Dery
July 30, 1999
Comic strip
by Molly Kiely
July 30, 1999
Swollen breasts are just the beginning
by Nathan Winer
July 30, 1999
Gary Coleman, Rob Zombie, Britney Spears and more...
by Melissa T.
July 30, 1999
by Thomas S. Roche
July 30, 1999
Upping the ante on sex in the Oval Office
by Thomas S. Roche
July 30, 1999
Testing the limits of self-expression
by Mat Honan
July 30, 1999
by Diane Goldberg
July 30, 1999
by E. Magnuson
July 30, 1999
by Jeff Diehl
August 1, 1999
Weird-ass publishing innovations for a tripped-out future
by Thomas S. Roche
August 2, 1999
The sexual worship of stumps
by M. Christian
August 2, 1999
A surgical solution for the loosest of ladies
by Joyce Slaton
August 2, 1999
Banging your buddy's bride
by Travis McDaniel
August 2, 1999
Huffington and Krassner
by Paul Krassner
August 2, 1999
by Thomas S. Roche
August 2, 1999
NY State Troopers post Woodstock riot photos
by David Cassel
August 2, 1999
The Church of Euthanasia's modest proposal
by Mark Dery
August 2, 1999
by Amy Rasmussen
August 3, 1999
Sexual deviance with everyday ingredients
by D. R.
August 3, 1999
Jennifer Tilly -- from alluring to eerie
by Chris Campion
August 3, 1999
The legacy of Roger Miller
by David Cassel
August 3, 1999
War means action for women, too
by Whorella
August 3, 1999
The most promiscuous meme on the Net
by David Cassel
August 3, 1999
They're England's newest hit-maker
by David Cassel
August 3, 1999
by David Cassel
August 3, 1999
A history of deadly hazing
by John Marr
August 3, 1999
by Andrew Rosenblum
August 4, 1999
An excerpt from the Masquerade Books novel
by Marilyn Jaye Lewis
August 4, 1999
How Lewinsky fought evil, then got fat
by Andrei Codrescu
August 4, 1999
by Thomas S. Roche
August 4, 1999
by David Cassel
August 4, 1999
by Jeff Diehl
August 5, 1999
Size does matter
by Lydia Lunch
August 5, 1999
Tracking the mysterious Brown Buffalo
by Shermakaye Bass
August 5, 1999
Barbie does Frank
by Joyce Slaton
August 5, 1999
You can finally toss that eye patch
by David Pescovitz
August 5, 1999
Crackpots, conspiracies, and how
they amuse us
by Mark Frauenfelder
August 5, 1999
What those TV dads would earn in the real world
by Mat Honan
August 6, 1999
by Thea Hillman
August 6, 1999
Circumventing circumcision
by Hank Hyena
August 6, 1999
Charlie Sheen, Leelee Sobieski, Monica and more...
by Melissa T.
August 6, 1999
Music first, nookie second
by Richard Kadrey
August 6, 1999
by Thomas S. Roche
August 6, 1999
Rival classic car rallies lead to a religious rumble
by Rebecca Elliott
August 6, 1999
What we found in Tina's trash
by Patrick Hughes
August 6, 1999
by Keith Sanders
August 9, 1999
Because acting your age gets old
by Thomas S. Roche
August 9, 1999
Movie stars, drug dealing, and the LAPD
by Paul Krassner
August 9, 1999
High-tech gadgets for today's wannabe spy
by Thomas S. Roche
August 9, 1999
by Randy Alfred
August 10, 1999
Doctor claims the vagina is a portal to enlightenment
by Hank Hyena
August 10, 1999
Online virgin, offline slut
by Jenn Shreve
August 10, 1999
Carnie Wilson surgery gets Webcast
by David Cassel
August 10, 1999
A mad scientist's dream come true
by David Pescovitz
August 10, 1999
Mary Tyler Moore for the '90s?
by Peter Braunstein
August 10, 1999
The ongoing irony of a 'peace' festival generating mayhem
by David Cassel
August 10, 1999
by Steve Moramarco
August 10, 1999
Ease her pain, she'll polish your knob
by Jamie Bryan
August 11, 1999
Because Ken is simply inadequate
by Cara Bruce
August 11, 1999
Natasha Lyonne talks about KISS and her new film
by Cordelia Arnold
August 11, 1999
High fashion feeds off the streets
by Andrei Codrescu
August 11, 1999
by Thomas S. Roche
August 11, 1999
Geeks and ravers get an excuse to gather
by Patrick Hughes
August 11, 1999
This week: Newsgroups
by Lou Cabron
August 11, 1999
by Greg Lee
August 11, 1999
by Patrick Di Justo
August 12, 1999
Coprophagia for dummies
by Lydia Lunch
August 12, 1999
Mike Patton on arena rock, porno, and intelligent music
by Sam Prestianni
August 12, 1999
The cult for people of color
by D. R.
August 12, 1999
The selling of Billy Blanks
by Leora Broydo
August 12, 1999
by Thomas S. Roche
August 12, 1999
A normal dude's guide to picking up alternachicks
by Xavier "Spike" Acton
August 13, 1999
Tips for the traveling john
by Gil Bates
August 13, 1999
Erotic comic strip
by Roberta Gregory
August 13, 1999
Chris Rock, Geena Davis, Dennis Rodman and more
by Melissa T.
August 13, 1999
Purchases for Friday the 13th
by Thomas S. Roche
August 13, 1999
Hardball promo jumps ahead to Century 21
by Patrick Hughes
August 13, 1999
by Eric Umansky
August 16, 1999
Modifying the penis in frightening ways
by Cara Bruce
August 16, 1999
The King and the sensei
by David Cassel
August 16, 1999
Biggest boobs on the tube
by Chris Gore
August 16, 1999
More police on the street -- more kids in jail
by Patrick Hughes
August 16, 1999
Unusual exercise contraptions
by Thomas S. Roche
August 16, 1999
Exorcising Nixon's ghost online
by David Cassel
August 16, 1999
New evidence of violent tendencies in dolphins
by Mark Dery
August 17, 1999
The ins and outs of yin and yang
by Hank Hyena
August 17, 1999
Titanic star's Web site is a heap of contradictions
by Jenn Shreve
August 17, 1999
Big money's at stake over psychic talking deli meat
by David Cassel
August 17, 1999
Meanwhile, liberals take on the small issues
by RU Sirius
August 17, 1999
Pastor Steve on Christian polygamy
by Mat Honan
August 17, 1999
by Michael Genrich
August 18, 1999
Excerpted erotic fiction
by The Marquis De Sade
August 18, 1999
The advantages of an ever-changing menu
by Andrei Codrescu
August 18, 1999
Self-defense devices
by Thomas S. Roche
August 18, 1999
How US scientists nurture deadly pathogens
by Heidi Kriz
August 18, 1999
This week: Portals and personal ads
by Lou Cabron
August 18, 1999
Getting high with The Simpsons
by Don Vaughan
August 19, 1999
Grease monkeys and vibe jockeys
by Lydia Lunch
August 19, 1999
The skatepunks of baseball
by Kevin Chanel
August 19, 1999
I think that I shall never see lovely Pavement poetry
by Mat Honan
August 19, 1999
Brit does the art his computer tells him to
by Chris Campion
August 19, 1999
Media pranksters stage annoying alterna-Dylan spectacle
by Stephen Ronan
August 19, 1999
by Michael Genrich
August 20, 1999
Feminism is useless at Native American gatherings
by Hank Hyena
August 20, 1999
by Jarboe
August 20, 1999
Denise Richards, Stone Temple Pilots, Jerry Springer, and more
by Melissa T.
August 20, 1999
Gadgets to make you even more beautiful
by Thomas S. Roche
August 20, 1999
The cult of the 2600 is still alive and well
by Nick Montfort
August 20, 1999
Large-scale culinary disasters of the past
by John Marr
August 20, 1999
by David Cassel
August 23, 1999
He just really likes breasts
by M. Christian
August 23, 1999
Shrill star faces fans
by Paul McEnery
August 23, 1999
Ultramodern recording options
by Thomas S. Roche
August 23, 1999
Or: Do as I say, not as I did
by Ken Layne
August 23, 1999
Market volatility takes on a whole new meaning
by Mark Dery
August 23, 1999
by Michael Genrich
August 24, 1999
Prowling for debauchery in New Orleans
by Juliette Dauphine
August 24, 1999
Adolescent antics are making a splash in SoCal
by Stephen Lemons
August 24, 1999
Baywatch-grade boobies don't a celebrity make
by Jenn Shreve
August 24, 1999
Infants with acne boogie 'til dawn
by Andrei Codrescu
August 24, 1999
And other drug tales from the world of baseball
by Mike Horowitz
August 24, 1999
Public menace or service?
by Jeff Morris
August 24, 1999
by Greg Lee
August 25, 1999
Car wrecks were never so much fun
by Patty Cursed
August 25, 1999
Four French divas and their crimes against humanity
by Peter Braunstein
August 25, 1999
Modern devices for phone security
by Thomas S. Roche
August 25, 1999
Watching for comets with The Millennium Group
by Patrick Di Justo
August 25, 1999
by Andrew Rosenblum
August 25, 1999
This week: eBay
by Lou Cabron
August 26, 1999
Private dicks and other incriminating evidence
by Lydia Lunch
August 26, 1999
Tripping through the stars with the horniest guru
by Robert Phoenix
August 26, 1999
ATMs are being rigged with retinal scanners
by Robert Phoenix
August 26, 1999
Rogue operative challenges the idea of military intelligence
by Duncan Campbell
August 26, 1999
Looking forward to Y2K
by Steve Robles
August 26, 1999
A Miami-based shrink sells instant enlightenment
by RU Sirius
August 27, 1999
The fright of facing more than a mouthful
by Hank Hyena
August 27, 1999
by James Kochalka
August 27, 1999
Gear for today's detective
by Thomas S. Roche
August 27, 1999
Circus freaks, Calista Flockhart, crush videos, and more
by Melissa T.
August 27, 1999
Japanese obsession with two feuding old women and a vase
by W. Blake Gray
August 27, 1999
Those who can't do, fake it at the Air Guitar Championships
by Andrew Baio
August 27, 1999
by Nick Montfort
August 27, 1999
by Evan O'Sullivan
August 30, 1999
Massaging the male G-spot
by Stephen Lemons
August 30, 1999
Johnny Dowd's one moody country rocker
by Andrew Hamlin
August 30, 1999
Goodbye England's ruse
by Steve Robles
August 30, 1999
Cyberguerrillas speak for East Timor
by Duncan Frissell
August 30, 1999
Firearm innovations for today's cop, kook, and survivalist
by Thomas S. Roche
August 30, 1999
Strange recordings hold the secret of the afterlife
by Erik Davis
August 31, 1999
The geek sex underground
by Marcy Sheiner
August 31, 1999
For those who like peanut butter with their cheese
by Jenn Shreve
August 31, 1999
George Clinton philosophizes the funk
by Jeff Diehl
August 31, 1999
I lost 80 pounds -- twice!
by Whorella
August 31, 1999
Tom Waits, Jad Fair & Kramer, PantyChrist, Inger Lorre
by Thomas S. Roche
August 31, 1999
A counterculture girl's guide to spotting a roving man
by Demetria-Marie Iceax
September 1, 1999
An excerpt from the Carroll & Graf novel
by Anonymous
September 1, 1999
Or why I consider Calista Flockhart erection repellent
by Hugh G. Rection
September 1, 1999
Diane Farr on romance, Loveline, and stained penises
by Elizabeth Millard
September 1, 1999
Inside the world of football prognostication
by Patrick Hughes
September 1, 1999
What killed San Francisco's flightless avian aquanauts?
by Paul D. Kretkowski
September 1, 1999
This week: Death for Assholes
by Lou Cabron
September 2, 1999
'Nympho artist' carves puds from spuds
by Stephen Lemons
September 2, 1999
Making a better fit
by Lydia Lunch
September 2, 1999
Bone-inspiring babes beyond year 40
by Hank Hyena
September 2, 1999
Crime fighting legislators tuck in the underwear
by Patrick Hughes
September 2, 1999
Reno and the FBI spin another grim fairy tale
by Steve Robles
September 2, 1999
UCLA has fallen and it can't get up
by Andrew Rice
September 2, 1999
Healing the wounds of the Atlanta massacre with Phish Food
by Rob Poynter
September 3, 1999
The most common sex act is still taboo, dammit
by Harry Bietoff
September 3, 1999
Spoken word
by John Leitera
September 3, 1999
Angelica Bridges, Fiona Apple, Susan Lucci and more
by Melissa T.
September 3, 1999
Will gadgets and military tactics really solve anything?
by Mat Honan
September 3, 1999
The latest in non-lethal ass-kicking
by Thomas S. Roche
September 3, 1999
Academia gets into the juicy stuff
by D. R.
September 3, 1999
Free speech simply isn't profitable
by David Cassel
September 3, 1999
by Keith Sanders
September 3, 1999
Death-dealing youngsters are nothing new
by John Marr
September 3, 1999
by Linda Avey Bullock
September 3, 1999
Scandalous newsmaker emails uncovered
by Greg Lee
September 7, 1999
The dos and don'ts of getting bulldagger booty
by D. R.
September 7, 1999
A spotlight on Hollywood's brightest bulbs
by Kat Giantis
September 7, 1999
Gennifer Flowers is not going to be outdone as a presidential floozy
by Jenn Shreve
September 7, 1999
How to piss off The Man online
by Shermakaye Bass
September 7, 1999
Self-improvement sans dignity
by Andrei Codrescu
September 7, 1999
The tangled web of godhatesfags.com
by Mat Honan
September 7, 1999
When good search engines go bad
by David Cassel
September 8, 1999
The hand that rocks the dreidel
by Steve Robles
September 8, 1999
An antidote to Hollywood's puritanical tendencies
by Peter Braunstein
September 8, 1999
Research shows they resemble coked-up humans
by Patrick Di Justo
September 8, 1999
Modern appliances for the golfing fanatic
by Thomas S. Roche
September 8, 1999
Sometimes, the most dangerous game is showing up
by Schwann
September 8, 1999
This week: Religion for Assholes
by Lou Cabron
September 9, 1999
How to avenge yourself against human rabbits and other dorks
by Lydia Lunch
September 9, 1999
He married Lolita, brought us Blade Runner, and now...
by John McCormick
September 9, 1999
The imminent invasion of a new pre-fab group
by Chris Campion
September 9, 1999
Surfing fun in earth's harshest realms
by Sandy Brundage
September 9, 1999
The bombardier beetle and its ass of fire
by Maury M. Breecher, Ph.D.
September 9, 1999
by David Cassel
September 10, 1999
Chicks rejecting dicks (at least those attached to men)
by Jerry Monsanto
September 10, 1999
Erotic comic strip
by Roberta Gregory
September 10, 1999
Jennifer Love Hewitt, South Park, Dionne Warwick, and more
by Melissa T.
September 10, 1999
How to make yourself clean and fresh to face your shitty day
by Thomas S. Roche
September 10, 1999
Her pulpit: the Learning Annex
by Michelle Goldberg
September 10, 1999
by Deborah J. Miller
September 10, 1999
by Greg Lee
September 13, 1999
The dedicated lifestyle of plushophiliacs
by Maryam Henein
September 13, 1999
An action hero disses his roots
by G. Patrick Pawling
September 13, 1999
The latest in flying diversions
by Thomas S. Roche
September 13, 1999
Ruthless guerillas commit suicide for independence
by Hank Hyena
September 13, 1999
Kids, alienation, and amorality
by Mark Dery
September 14, 1999
'Dwarf' films cast a strange spell on the culture
by Steve Robles
September 14, 1999
Raw straightforwardness is a good fit for the Net
by Jenn Shreve
September 14, 1999
Barry Williams dismantles post-Brady hijinx, and hawks his CD
by David Cassel
September 14, 1999
Modern independence movements in the U.S.
by Thomas S. Roche
September 14, 1999
An American in the firing line
by Anonymous
September 14, 1999
A look at Puerto Rican "terrorists"
by Patrick Hughes
September 14, 1999
One man's afternoon spent as a corpse
by Jeff Morris
September 14, 1999
by Larry Getlen
September 14, 1999
by Larry Getlen
September 15, 1999
Excerpt from SM Classics
by Jay Wiseman
September 15, 1999
Five hours with Russ Meyer
by John McCormick
September 15, 1999
Underground film fest filled with real-life winners
by Sarah Jacobson
September 15, 1999
Don't believe the hype
by Jenn Shreve
September 15, 1999
The science of dog noises
by Thomas S. Roche
September 15, 1999
An interview with the executive producer of Waco: The Rules of Engagement
by Steve Robles
September 15, 1999
Americans in the firing line
by Anonymous
September 15, 1999
There are plenty of eerie facts you've never heard about the siege
by Steve Robles
September 15, 1999
This week: Stalking for Assholes
by Lou Cabron
September 16, 1999
When a middle ground can't be found
by Lydia Lunch
September 16, 1999
Romance director has tongues wagging
by Peter Braunstein
September 16, 1999
Eighteen points on a triple word score
by Dan Reines
September 16, 1999
An American in the firing line
by Anonymous
September 16, 1999
Have you got it?
by Athena Douris
September 16, 1999
For them, 'gays in the military' is a necessity
by Hank Hyena
September 17, 1999
Erotic comic strip
by James Kochalka
September 17, 1999
Annie Sprinkle on sex, drugs, and what turns her on
by Athena Douris
September 17, 1999
Jenny McCarthy, Brad Pitt, George Michael and more
by Melissa T.
September 17, 1999
Pageant fanatics dish nonstop online
by Gentleman Jim
September 17, 1999
Celebs uncensored in Toronto
by Marc Weisblott
September 17, 1999
UK gangsters go for Hollywood gold
by Chris Campion
September 17, 1999
The kitsch king of Polynesian beauties
by Rebecca Elliott
September 17, 1999
by Mat Honan
September 20, 1999
The erotic appeal of inflatable toys
by Steve Robles
September 20, 1999
Scot pop phenom lose their teen cherry
by Sarah Jacobson
September 20, 1999
How to hypnotize women and feel like a winner!
by Jeff Diehl
September 20, 1999
High-impact automobile security
by Thomas S. Roche
September 20, 1999
Ross Jeffries in his own words
by Adam Parfrey
September 20, 1999
Crazy captions bring lawyers
by David Cassel
September 20, 1999
'Recovered memory,' demonology, and duck soup
by Robert Anton Wilson
September 21, 1999
Celebrating the body erotic
by Hank Hyena
September 21, 1999
Julian Lennon on the Web -- what's the point?
by Jenn Shreve
September 21, 1999
Femininity, Tae Kwon Do, and kicking ass
by Christine Kenneally
September 21, 1999
Columbine cheerleaders aim to raise teen spirit
by Whorella
September 21, 1999
Intersexuality in the S. Pacific and around the world
by Hank Hyena
September 21, 1999
by Greg Lee
September 22, 1999
Erotic fiction
by Carol Queen
September 22, 1999
Interview with Jerry Stahl
by Lydia Lunch
September 22, 1999
Who wants to be famous, anyway?
by Andrei Codrescu
September 22, 1999
For filthy mouths and clenched jaws
by Thomas S. Roche
September 22, 1999
Strange obsession of the fansubbers
by Annalee Newitz
September 22, 1999
This week: Anonymity for Assholes
by Lou Cabron
September 23, 1999
Dangerous or painful aphrodisiacs
by Lydia Lunch
September 23, 1999
Welcome to the wacky world of film rating
by Peter Braunstein
September 23, 1999
Stan Lee in cyberspace
by Holly Day
September 23, 1999
In line for The Real World's casting call
by D. R.
September 23, 1999
Comic books abandon the real world for the Web
by Paul McEnery
September 23, 1999
'You're in urine!'
by Jeff Morris
September 24, 1999
Kama Sutra techniques
by Hank Hyena
September 24, 1999
Erotic comic strip
by Peter Conrad
September 24, 1999
Rivalry surrounds the Teletubbies' throne
by Chris Campion
September 24, 1999
Johnny Depp, Howard Stern, Diana Ross and more
by Melissa T.
September 24, 1999
Conquering the world through rock musicals
by David Cassel
September 24, 1999
A virtual pet that's as crazy as you are!
by Thomas S. Roche
September 24, 1999
Verily I say unto you, your mouth shall be filled with gold
by Annalee Newitz
September 24, 1999
by Mat Honan
September 27, 1999
Boldly going where no one should
by Stephen Lemons
September 27, 1999
In appreciation of Kenneth Anger
by Peter Braunstein
September 27, 1999
The most modern of sex toys
by Amy Rasmussen
September 27, 1999
Florida wages war on underage smokers
by Ken Layne
September 27, 1999
Will the new millennium be powered by your ass?
by Mat Honan
September 28, 1999
A globetrotter's guide to proper groping
by Hank Hyena
September 28, 1999
No aces served here
by Wendy M. Grossman
September 28, 1999
Celebrity skin art with a half-life
by Kat Giantis
September 28, 1999
A smoker's guide to social subversion and civic disobedience
by Steve Robles
September 28, 1999
Krishna rock for GeneratioNext
by Brett Allan King
September 28, 1999
Fatal entertainment mishaps
by John Marr
September 29, 1999
The Japanese art of Kokigami
by Cara Bruce
September 29, 1999
An excerpt from the Masquerade novel
by Anonymous
September 29, 1999
"Will sing-act-direct-
write-model for food"
by Peter Braunstein
September 29, 1999
Postmodern canvases on wheels
by Karen Solomon
September 29, 1999
Basic training, deep-sea diving, and a bag of Cheetos
by Thomas S. Roche
September 29, 1999
This week: Disposable Identities for Assholes
by Lou Cabron
September 30, 1999
It's all a matter of taste
by Lydia Lunch
September 30, 1999
San Francisco tries the "good cop, good cop" routine
by Patrick Hughes
September 30, 1999
Cartoonist-Webmaster Summit
by David Cassel
September 30, 1999
Stone Willie is better off dead
by Pamela Rohland
September 30, 1999
by Andrew Rosenblum
October 1, 1999
How to do it
by Hank Hyena
October 1, 1999
Erotic comic strip
by Molly Kiely
October 1, 1999
Janet Jackson, Brooke Shields, Anna Nicole Smith, and more
by Melissa T.
October 1, 1999
In search of the perfect headrest
by Thomas S. Roche
October 1, 1999
Greatest 'sin bin' twits of the 20th century
by Lucas Aykroyd
October 1, 1999
How color-blind is Giuliani's clampdown?
by Paul McEnery
October 1, 1999
Expensive government study misses the mark
by Bob Rubel
October 1, 1999
U.K. hopes to impress Martians with pop music and dots
by Damian Barr
October 4, 1999
Going in through the out door
by Steve Robles
October 4, 1999
From the attic of Allen Ginsberg
by Neo Tony
October 4, 1999
How to keep yourself entertained while traveling
by Thomas S. Roche
October 4, 1999
Heads you win, bodies you lose
by Patrick Di Justo
October 4, 1999
Who killed Stanley Kubrick?
by Robert Sterling
October 4, 1999
One city's plan to pigeonhole pachyderms
by Jeff Morris
October 5, 1999
As good as the real thing?
by Stephen Lemons
October 5, 1999
Inspiration for the suburban housewife
by Jenn Shreve
October 5, 1999
A conversation with the consummate dreamer
by Robert Phoenix
October 5, 1999
Coming clean without going clean and sober
by Whorella
October 5, 1999
When wrestlers become comic book heroes
by Steven Grant
October 5, 1999
Newest fad among cricketers: urine & calves' blood
by Damian Barr
October 6, 1999
Erotic fiction
by M. Christian
October 6, 1999
Protecting child actors from themselves
by Jenn Shreve
October 6, 1999
A celebrity shit project
by Stephen Lemons
October 6, 1999
Helping you grunt and sweat profusely in hotel rooms
by Thomas S. Roche
October 6, 1999
For the cop who has everything
by Sherman M. Fridman
October 6, 1999
This week: Spamming for Assholes
by Lou Cabron
October 7, 1999
Overexposed and under-limbed
by Lydia Lunch
October 7, 1999
Be careful what you put in your mouth
by Brett Allan King
October 7, 1999
An interview with Soul Coughing's M. Doughty
by Mo Lohaus
October 7, 1999
A celebration and contemplation
by Annalee Newitz
October 7, 1999
Heir-apparent to the Tory Party ups the ante on scandal
by Damian Barr
October 7, 1999
Fans fight freshened format
by David Cassel
October 7, 1999
by Keith Sanders
October 8, 1999
How to do it
by Hank Hyena
October 8, 1999
Erotic comics
by David Choe
October 8, 1999
Paul Reubens, Jesse Ventura, Mark Wahlberg, and more
by Melissa T.
October 8, 1999
Modern cures for the nighttime malady
by Thomas S. Roche
October 8, 1999
Big guns, flame throwers, and estrogen
by Michelle Handelman
October 8, 1999
Al Haig's lofty ambition to control international communications
by Patrick Di Justo
October 8, 1999
Y2K cons, vacation terrors, and bellicose bystanders
by Jeff Morris
October 11, 1999
When vomit is erotic
by Eve Rings
October 11, 1999
On the road with Mike Watt
by Mat Honan
October 11, 1999
Hey, we screwed up that nukular thing first, dammit
by Patrick Di Justo
October 11, 1999
Starve your mites for an easy sleep
by Thomas S. Roche
October 11, 1999
Tracking the Antichrist
by Robert Anton Wilson
October 12, 1999
Better sex through chemicals
by Hank Hyena
October 12, 1999
Former teen pop star is surprisingly palatable
by Jenn Shreve
October 12, 1999
In praise of awkwardness
by Andrei Codrescu
October 12, 1999
MP3 groups trade new music for hacker status
by Andrew Baio
October 12, 1999
Memorable erotic mishaps
by John Marr
October 13, 1999
Excerpt from Gone Is The Shame
by Pat Califia
October 13, 1999
Tales of the dickless
by Hank Hyena
October 13, 1999
I'll take the Great Danes, thank you
by Hank Hyena
October 13, 1999
The future is now
by Peter Braunstein
October 13, 1999
Take care of that tush
by Thomas S. Roche
October 13, 1999
Anarchists dismantle the museum
by Iain Aitch
October 13, 1999
Wilt Chamberlain's legend lives on
by Lou Cabron
October 13, 1999
When a Catholic cult invaded my town
by Rob Poynter
October 13, 1999
Questing for miracles in a postmodern world
by Annalee Newitz
October 13, 1999
This week: Voting Fraud for Assholes
by Lou Cabron
October 14, 1999
Making it personal
by Lydia Lunch
October 14, 1999
Tips on the bloodiest of sports
by Eve Rings
October 14, 1999
An interview with Chuck Palahniuk
by RU Sirius
October 14, 1999
Bart Kosko preaches a math apocalypse
by Paul McEnery
October 14, 1999
Promises to mend evil ways
by Jeff Morris
October 14, 1999
by Thomas S. Roche
October 15, 1999
Erotic Comic Strip
by Roberta Gregory
October 15, 1999
Have sex in small spaces without getting caught
by Hank Hyena
October 15, 1999
Rebecca Romijn-Stamos, Black Sabbath, Ellen DeGeneres, and more
by Melissa T.
October 15, 1999
Underground publishing eats its own
by Patrick Hughes
October 15, 1999
The freshest in beeping fashion accessories
by Thomas S. Roche
October 15, 1999
In the poorest countries of the world, kidneys mean cash
by Etelka Lehoczky
October 15, 1999
Y2K comes early, hiding out in a hole, and sitting with the dead
by Jeff Morris
October 18, 1999
An idea whose time has come
by Beauregard Noregard
October 18, 1999
Another bowl, Mister Rogers?
by Whorella
October 18, 1999
Gender-normed computing for the young
by Thomas S. Roche
October 18, 1999
Making skin grafts from baby penises
by Ryan McLaughlin
October 18, 1999
Ethnic speech translated into 'anglonics'
by Jamie Bryan
October 18, 1999
It's not just about Halloween anymore
by Jeff Morris
October 19, 1999
Let's hear it for creative knitting
by Hank Hyena
October 19, 1999
Kelsey Grammer online
by Kat Giantis
October 19, 1999
Rappin' with Cypress Hill's B-Real
by Robert Phoenix
October 19, 1999
Your modem is driving you mad
by Andrei Codrescu
October 19, 1999
Gender bending fun at the Michigan Womyn's Music Fest
by Etelka Lehoczky
October 19, 1999
Shellfish, genes, and atom smashers
by Patrick Di Justo
October 20, 1999
Let him dream
by Z. Zaleska
October 20, 1999
Quick, get me a good-looking Hispanic transsexual!
by Jenn Shreve
October 20, 1999
Filmmaker probes the infamous porn star
by Peter Braunstein
October 20, 1999
Untouchables and incurables, but perfectly wearable
by Thomas S. Roche
October 20, 1999
Entering strange realms through the ear
by Paul McEnery
October 20, 1999
This week: Skepticism for Assholes
by Lou Cabron
October 21, 1999
Changing diapers and stealing panties
by Lydia Lunch
October 21, 1999
Fourteen rated rubbers
by Hank Hyena
October 21, 1999
Ho'in Hollywood
by Kat Giantis
October 21, 1999
Female condoms and the coming Brazilian bonk-fest
by Sherman M. Fridman
October 21, 1999
A GettingIt star guide
by Jennifer Shepherd
October 22, 1999
Erotic comic strip
by James Kochalka
October 22, 1999
Hustler's mail-order pervert paradise
by Stephen Lemons
October 22, 1999
Melanie Griffith, Antonio Sabáto Jr., Duran Duran, and more
by Melissa T.
October 22, 1999
The iToilet encourages you to 'shit different'
by Thomas S. Roche
October 22, 1999
Robotic pets for the rest of us
by M. Christian
October 22, 1999
Modern piracy on the high seas
by Etelka Lehoczky
October 22, 1999
Bring me your sperm, exploding parrots, and horny ducks
by Jeff Morris
October 25, 1999
The fetish of formicophilia
by Eve Rings
October 25, 1999
Caligula returns
by Peter Braunstein
October 25, 1999
Accessories for the decaying
by Thomas S. Roche
October 25, 1999
Director's bid to make 10 films by Y2K
by Sarah Jacobson
October 25, 1999
Is the drug war a front for the NWO?
by Robert Sterling
October 25, 1999
Relive the Cold War through 'atomic tourism'
by Barney Greinke
October 26, 1999
One giant leap for porn
by Chris Gore
October 26, 1999
E-commerce at its best, or worst
by Jenn Shreve
October 26, 1999
Did Frontline exploit the teens of Conyers, Georgia?
by Jeff Diehl
October 26, 1999
Death at the zoo
by John Marr
October 26, 1999
Bored Web surfers flock to see online execution photos
by Ken Layne
October 27, 1999
Erotic fiction
by Poppy Z. Brite
October 27, 1999
Pay actors more, get less acting
by Peter Braunstein
October 27, 1999
Music and sound effects to thrill and chill
by Thomas S. Roche
October 27, 1999
Europe's model for protest crops up in the States
by Heidi Kriz
October 27, 1999
Beer vs. pot down under
by Jeff Morris
October 27, 1999
This week: Chatting for Assholes
by Lou Cabron
October 28, 1999
No personality or too much
by Lydia Lunch
October 28, 1999
Bob Zmuda on Andy Kaufman's legacy
by Evan O'Sullivan
October 28, 1999
Velikovsky and weird astronomy
by Patrick Di Justo
October 28, 1999
Hacking into hazardous realms
by Sam Williams
October 28, 1999
Icebergs -- frigid foes, or frosty friends?
by Hank Hyena
October 28, 1999
The marketing magic of Vampire Wine
by Etelka Lehoczky
October 29, 1999
Latex and leather in L.A.
by Amelia G
October 29, 1999
Larry King, The Real World, Courtney Love, and more
by Melissa T.
October 29, 1999
Candy for masochists
by Thomas S. Roche
October 29, 1999
Grim reaping for fun and profit
by Annalee Newitz
October 29, 1999
Telepathy, morphic fields, and Fido
by Paul McEnery
October 29, 1999
Paranoia and mutilation compulsion
by Athena Douris
October 29, 1999
Internet resurrects Halloween horrors
by David Cassel
October 29, 1999
Heroin, Pinochet, ABBA -- oh my!
by Jeff Morris
November 1, 1999
A return to foot binding
by Eve Rings
November 1, 1999
But Brother Theodore keeps his sense of humor
by Nick Mamatas
November 1, 1999
Vibrating thingies that soothe and delight
by Thomas S. Roche
November 1, 1999
The Hell's Kitchen of South Africa
by Hank Hyena
November 1, 1999
Thirty-five years after Bell's Theorem
by Robert Anton Wilson
November 1, 1999
by Andrew Rosenblum
November 2, 1999
Whispers from behind the back door
by Jan Richman
November 2, 1999
Tori Spelling online
by Jenn Shreve
November 2, 1999
Don Letts brings the aging punks into focus
by Sarah Jacobson
November 2, 1999
What's a poet to do?
by Andrei Codrescu
November 2, 1999
Don't put that in your mouth
by Patrick Di Justo
November 2, 1999
Urban explorers go wherever they're not wanted
by Etelka Lehoczky
November 3, 1999
Performing from high in the air to down in the sewer
by Stephen Lemons
November 3, 1999
The 'Hollywood' election
by Jenn Shreve
November 3, 1999
How Canadians face the end of the world
by Emily Zuzik
November 3, 1999
Latter-day jigsaws for virtual assembly
by Thomas S. Roche
November 3, 1999
Futurists converge around a visionary architect
by Erik Davis
November 3, 1999
Mocking Rick Wallace for Assholes
by Lou Cabron
November 4, 1999
Tell me you hate me
by Lydia Lunch
November 4, 1999
Debi Mazar on acting, hip hop, and porn
by Lydia Lunch
November 4, 1999
A brush with fame in Xian
by Gary Mex Glazner
November 4, 1999
The demise of genes in human evolution
by Jeff Diehl
November 4, 1999
The fin de siècle glamour of the Art of Noise
by Paul McEnery
November 4, 1999
A brief history of excremental art
by Lex Lonehood
November 4, 1999
Our mystery date with Mahir
by Mat Honan
November 5, 1999
Erotic comic strip
by Anthony Vukojevich
November 5, 1999
How to seduce a virgin
by Hank Hyena
November 5, 1999
Down in the flesh pits with Tyler Ondine Whitman
by Stephen Lemons
November 5, 1999
Belgian filmmakers talk waffles
by Peter Braunstein
November 5, 1999
Martha Stewart, Ricky Martin, Danny Glover, and more
by Melissa T.
November 5, 1999
Stock up on Chi in time for the millennium!
by Thomas S. Roche
November 5, 1999
Deconstructing the butt strut shuffle
by Christine Kenneally
November 5, 1999
Pachydermalicious news you can't use
by Jeff Morris
November 5, 1999
Is it the next health craze?
by Hank Hyena
November 5, 1999
Racist meteors race towards Earth
by Patrick Di Justo
November 8, 1999
Liposuction at home
by Eve Rings
November 8, 1999
Hollywood couples to watch
by Annalee Newitz
November 8, 1999
Retro fun for the juvenile delinquents of America
by Thomas S. Roche
November 8, 1999
Tourists eating sandwiches in a concentration camp
by Mark Dery
November 8, 1999
A new take on the China embassy bombing
by Robert Sterling
November 9, 1999
Taxi Dancing, alive and well in Los Angeles
by Stephen Lemons
November 9, 1999
Kevin Smith's off-center view
by Kat Giantis
November 9, 1999
Seduced by a Russian tennis vixen
by Jeff Diehl
November 9, 1999
Advice for alternative presidential candidates
by RU Sirius
November 9, 1999
London's grubby answer to Bret Easton Ellis
by Iain Aitch
November 9, 1999
Death at Disneyland
by John Marr
November 9, 1999
Japanese games take reality one step further
by M. Christian
November 10, 1999
Erotic excerpt from the Masquerade Book Too Beautiful
by Mark Pritchard
November 10, 1999
Predicting potential subversion
by Peter Braunstein
November 10, 1999
Blood of Abraham: such nice boys
by D. R.
November 10, 1999
Keeping the world happy, shiny, and insipid
by Thomas S. Roche
November 10, 1999
Beat the government's database -- and vanish
by Amy Glavasich
November 10, 1999
Hitler's drug is the new 'new crack'
by Mike Horowitz
November 10, 1999
This week: Copyright Infringement for Assholes
by Lou Cabron
November 11, 1999
Self-mutilators and chubby chasers
by Lydia Lunch
November 11, 1999
Can the skin mag stay afloat?
by Steve Robles
November 11, 1999
A hair-raising diversion
by Kat Giantis
November 11, 1999
Don't believe the hype
by Lou Cabron
November 11, 1999
Following Fight Club's recipe for fun and profit
by Patrick Di Justo
November 11, 1999
Nothing changes on New Year's Day
by David Cassel
November 11, 1999
An online chat with President Clinton
by Mat Honan
November 12, 1999
Erotic comic strip
by Molly Kiely
November 12, 1999
Wanking women give up their secrets
by Hank Hyena
November 12, 1999
Milla Jovovich, Aerosmith, Pete Rose, and more
by Melissa T.
November 12, 1999
Gettin' blunt with Kool Keith
by Robert Phoenix
November 12, 1999
Power kites race the wind
by Sandy Brundage
November 12, 1999
The new models are in
by Suzanne Ashe
November 12, 1999
More inanity than you can shake a leg at
by Jeff Morris
November 15, 1999
Genital saline injection
by Stephen Lemons
November 15, 1999
Is this the next 'We Are the World'?
by Maryam Henein
November 15, 1999
Dental excitement and convenience for the 21st century
by Thomas S. Roche
November 15, 1999
A Colorado boy's sex-crime nightmare
by Ken Layne
November 15, 1999
The orgasmic release of the Apocalypse myth
by Robert Anton Wilson
November 16, 1999
Fighting for the right to masturbate
by Maryam Henein
November 16, 1999
Did you know Prince Charles has official feathers?
by Jenn Shreve
November 16, 1999
Why did the Times drop dissidents into knickers?
by Andrei Codrescu
November 16, 1999
Spencer Tunick's living sculptures land him in the pokey
by Larry Getlen
November 16, 1999
Space monkeys, protohumans, and smart drunks
by Patrick Di Justo
November 17, 1999
Spicy sex story
by Steve Robles
November 17, 1999
The new Hollywood breed
by Jenn Shreve
November 17, 1999
When does getting lucky mean getting canned?
by Sherman M. Fridman
November 17, 1999
Surreal chess and checker sets
by Thomas S. Roche
November 17, 1999
This week: Digital cameras for assholes
by Lou Cabron
November 17, 1999
Recent deaths contradict Breatharians' claims
by Etelka Lehoczky
November 18, 1999
Exhibitionism and kitty licking
by Lydia Lunch
November 18, 1999
Male love at midnight
by Brett Allan King
November 18, 1999
Weird Al's not so weird after all
by Larry Getlen
November 18, 1999
Director's Mystery Men pseudonym unmasked
by Lou Cabron
November 18, 1999
William Gibson is still 15 minutes ahead
by RU Sirius
November 18, 1999
Popular bugs cause controversy in Japan
by Maury M. Breecher, Ph.D.
November 18, 1999
A turgid comic strip
by Ric Pryor
November 19, 1999
How to seduce gays and lesbians
by Hank Hyena
November 19, 1999
Erotic comic strip
by James Kochalka
November 19, 1999
Talking with Julien Donkey-Boy star Ewen Bremner
by Chris Campion
November 19, 1999
Eminem, Jay Leno, Baywatch, and more
by Melissa T.
November 19, 1999
Wrestling boot camp
by Mat Honan
November 19, 1999
Strange adventures for strange kids, arrrgh!
by Thomas S. Roche
November 19, 1999
Lessons learned from the cultural icon
by David Cassel
November 19, 1999
Breaking news on chess, prisons, and cows
by Jeff Morris
November 22, 1999
A catgirl's guide to doin' it
by Eve Rings
November 22, 1999
Meg Lee Chin holds her own
by Holly Day
November 22, 1999
Two out of three gifts that promote tooth decay
by Thomas S. Roche
November 22, 1999
Colorado fights road rage
by Joe Doebele
November 22, 1999
The Crapfest makes a mess
by Annalee Newitz
November 22, 1999
Not your mother's Satanic conspiracies
by Robert Sterling
November 23, 1999
A day in the life of a sperm donor
by Brian Whitty
November 23, 1999
Let the deadsploitation begin
by David Cassel
November 23, 1999
Santana rocks, simply
by Marc Herman
November 23, 1999
Shock jock fights divorce news site
by David Cassel
November 23, 1999
Who's eating all the roadkill?
by Andrei Codrescu
November 23, 1999
A GettingIt star guide
by Jennifer Shepherd
November 23, 1999
Turkey Day tragedies
by John Marr
November 23, 1999
Brit Artists Tracey Emin and Billy Childish go very public
by Iain Aitch
November 24, 1999
How to get your freak on when visiting your family
by Eve Rings
November 24, 1999
An exposé on colonial copulation
by Eve Rings
November 24, 1999
Will predictions incite a Hollywood crash?
by Peter Braunstein
November 24, 1999
Accessories for that dead bird
by Thomas S. Roche
November 24, 1999
Hermann Nitsch and the spectacle of the slaughterhouse
by Shade Rupe
November 24, 1999
Turks and Kurds pose food for thought
by Hank Hyena
November 24, 1999
This week: Floppy Disks for Assholes
by Lou Cabron
November 25, 1999
Rump roasting and charity work
by Lydia Lunch
November 25, 1999
Make the most of Thanksgiving leftovers
by Eve Rings
November 25, 1999
A delicious simian surprise
by Brett Allan King
November 26, 1999
How to tear his eyes away from the TV
by Eve Rings
November 26, 1999
England's in love with alien embryos
by Chris Campion
November 29, 1999
You're what's for dinner
by Cara Bruce
November 29, 1999
In love with a rock star
by Nick Mamatas
November 29, 1999
Franco is still dead; his followers aren't
by Brett Allan King
November 29, 1999
Gross presents to nauseate and delight
by Thomas S. Roche
November 29, 1999
Cults, religions, and BS in general
by Robert Anton Wilson
November 30, 1999
Interview with Felice Newman
by Athena Douris
November 30, 1999
George Carlin doesn't give a fuck
by RU Sirius
November 30, 1999
The softer side of George Carlin
by Kat Giantis
November 30, 1999
WTO and the 'efficiency dividend'
by Jeff Diehl
November 30, 1999
Grow your own genitals, tiny footballers, and more
by Patrick Di Justo
November 30, 1999
The Orlando rodent emergency
by Larry Getlen
December 1, 1999
Erotic fiction
by Lori Selke
December 1, 1999
Frightful fathers beget gorgeous daughters
by Jenn Shreve
December 1, 1999
Taste is cheap; disgust costs extra
by Thomas S. Roche
December 1, 1999
Postering with the posse in London town
by Chris Campion
December 1, 1999
Mr Methane is a gas, gas, gas
by Regg Crimev
December 1, 1999
This week: Windows for Assholes
by Lou Cabron
December 2, 1999
Recipes for juicy jizz
by Hank Hyena
December 2, 1999
David Sedaris calls it like he sees it
by Shermakaye Bass
December 2, 1999
Creepy clowns and some stinky shit
by Lydia Lunch
December 2, 1999
An Interview with Göran Kropp
by Chris Koentges
December 2, 1999
The story of a woman and her diseased cunt
by Athena Douris
December 2, 1999
A turgid comic strip
by Ric Pryor
December 3, 1999
Erotic Comic Strip
by Roberta Gregory
December 3, 1999
An avant-garde psychosexual romp
by Stephen Lemons
December 3, 1999
The WWF, Drew Barrymore, Elton John, and more
by Melissa T.
December 3, 1999
Get tanked for the holidays
by Suzanne Ashe
December 3, 1999
Internet cult goes MTV
by David Cassel
December 3, 1999
The real story of Hanukah
by D. R.
December 3, 1999
What it all really means
by Ken Layne
December 3, 1999
Tactics of a notorious Web site prankster
by Ray Thomas (Rtmark)
December 3, 1999
The black market in bugs and strudel
by Jeff Morris
December 6, 1999
Lolita revisited
by Eve Rings
December 6, 1999
The survival of Soft Cell's Marc Almond
by Holly Day
December 6, 1999
Easy answers that make sense
by Thomas S. Roche
December 6, 1999
Fully baked at the 12th annual Cannabis Cup
by Paul Krassner
December 6, 1999
Milton William Cooper in space
by Robert Sterling
December 7, 1999
Kari French's cooch art
by Stephen Lemons
December 7, 1999
Cornball works for the 'Terminator' online
by Kat Giantis
December 7, 1999
Television v. the videopoker machine
by Andrei Codrescu
December 7, 1999
Veteran prankster Joey Skaggs covers Rudy with crap
by Lex Lonehood
December 7, 1999
Voting with bricks in corporate Seattle
by Lady Swoosh
December 7, 1999
They're not just for undertakers anymore
by John Marr
December 7, 1999
On a wild goose chase for very special funeral services
by Jayson Gallaway
December 7, 1999
New movie builds controversy on the Net
by Mat Honan
December 8, 1999
An erotic excerpt
by MJ Rose
December 8, 1999
Films that could have been hits
by Peter Braunstein
December 8, 1999
Bioengineers monkey around with your body parts
by Ryan McLaughlin
December 8, 1999
Are you ready for the text evolution?
by Sherman M. Fridman
December 8, 1999
This week: Porn for Assholes
by Lou Cabron
December 9, 1999
Lunch with Al Goldstein
by Nancy Cain
December 9, 1999
Hypnosis and armpit fucking
by Lydia Lunch
December 9, 1999
Tim Roth on film violence and growing older
by Peter Braunstein
December 9, 1999
Robin McElroy: Bull-busting babe
by G. Patrick Pawling
December 9, 1999
Diseases of the dead and infectious
by Hank Hyena
December 10, 1999
How to shoot your wad farther
by Hank Hyena
December 10, 1999
Erotic comic strip
by David Choe
December 10, 1999
Kid Rock, Alyssa Milano, Ted Nugent, and more
by Melissa T.
December 10, 1999
Two self-possessed videogames
by Suzanne Ashe
December 10, 1999
A former neo-Nazi talks about his past
by Eric Umansky
December 10, 1999
The true meaning of necrotechnology
by Peter Fenton
December 10, 1999
Armpit licking on television and weapons for free
by Jeff Morris
December 13, 1999
Pyrophiles play Prometheus with their peckers
by Richard N. Fuego
December 13, 1999
Parental neglect, Hollywood style
by Kat Giantis
December 13, 1999
All I want for Christmas is elephant dung
by Thomas S. Roche
December 13, 1999
The feds are watching
by Nessie
December 13, 1999
Reality isn't always consensual
by Robert Anton Wilson
December 14, 1999
It's all fun and games until...
by Hank Hyena
December 14, 1999
These chicks just follow the money
by Jenn Shreve
December 14, 1999
America's first schnozz salon
by Lex Lonehood
December 14, 1999
Cruel holiday spirit leaves sad, empty mangers
by Ken Layne
December 14, 1999
Turkeys, pheromones, and a better beer
by Patrick Di Justo
December 14, 1999
If it's not Baroque, don't fix it
by Lisa Montanarelli
December 15, 1999
Erotic fiction
by Jill Nagle
December 15, 1999
Dour John Zerzan wants to destroy civilization while staying out of jail
by Peter Fenton
December 15, 1999
This week: Torturing celebrities
by Lou Cabron
December 16, 1999
Maxim holiday party: plenty of ice, not much fire
by Lex Lonehood
December 16, 1999
Wes Craven on human behavior, Sophocles, and westerns
by Ian Grey
December 16, 1999
One woman walks away from the 'fat is beautiful' movement
by Nancy Evelyn Gold
December 17, 1999
Bad-ass goddess of the night
by Stephen Lemons
December 17, 1999
Kirk Douglas, Judy Garland, Jerry Hall, and more
by Melissa T.
December 17, 1999
You love 'em, you hate 'em: Find out how much
by Lou Cabron
December 17, 1999
Web-based stereos and... washing machines?
by Sherman M. Fridman
December 17, 1999
Disability, piss, and death
by Jeff Morris
December 20, 1999
Christmas cell phone hit could ace out Hamster Dance
by Iain Aitch
December 20, 1999
Let it glow
by Amy Rasmussen
December 20, 1999
Rebels with a Claus
by Steve Moramarco
December 20, 1999
Shooting down the Jesus myth
by Robert Sterling
December 21, 1999
John K. gives us what we want
by Evan O'Sullivan
December 21, 1999
God bless us, every one
by Andrei Codrescu
December 21, 1999
The best gift of all
by John Marr
December 22, 1999
Dirty gifts for your special someone
by Eve Rings
December 22, 1999
Dickless, inbred, infanticidal moviemaking
by Eve Rings
December 22, 1999
And you thought Tiny Tim's nuptials were weird
by John Marr
December 23, 1999
Holiday advice
by Lydia Lunch
December 23, 1999
A recipe for family fun
by Johnny Dankerously
December 23, 1999
Pro-life propaganda cartoon goes for broke
by Lynn Powers
December 24, 1999
Erotic comic strip
by Kieron Dwyer
December 24, 1999
Taste gets a holiday
by David Cassel
December 24, 1999
Season's greetings from the South
by Brett Allan King
December 27, 1999
Hotel infiltration for fun, profit, and victory
by Sandy Brundage
December 27, 1999
A tale of Lovecraftian horror and psycho-archeology
by Robert Anton Wilson
December 28, 1999
Role-playing taken to extremes
by Alister James
December 28, 1999
Filmmaker takes script and runs with it
by Larry Getlen
December 28, 1999
The other Steve McQueen makes good
by Iain Aitch
December 29, 1999
Looking for love at the Edgewater West
by Jayson Gallaway
December 29, 1999
Hollywood's baddest girls
by Peter Braunstein
December 29, 1999
An interview with Tim Cridland
by Chris Koentges
December 30, 1999
Erotic comic strip
by Molly Kiely
December 30, 1999
Rough resolutions
by Lydia Lunch
December 30, 1999
When celebs and psychos' stars collide
by Peter Fenton
December 30, 1999
Solutions for that sticky urban problem
by Thomas S. Roche
December 30, 1999
A boy and his software
by Joel Schalit
December 30, 1999
A turgid comic strip
by Ric Pryor
December 30, 1999
The ultimate in list-making
by Thomas S. Roche
January 3, 2000
The new world trend?
by Brett Allan King
January 3, 2000
When the heads got together
by John Marr
January 4, 2000
A conversation with Jim Jarmusch
by Chris Campion
January 4, 2000
...the federal government kills people
by Thomas S. Roche
January 5, 2000
Dorrie Lane teaches anatomy with her hands
by Rachella Sinclair
January 5, 2000
What is freedom worth to you?
by Etelka Lehoczky
January 6, 2000
Sex-crazed, psychotic clowns
by Stephen Lemons
January 6, 2000
Queer tennis thrives, despite little TLC from the USTA
by Douglas Robson
January 7, 2000
Step aside, Austin Powers
by Ryan McLaughlin
January 7, 2000
He's just an errand boy
by Scott Taylor
January 10, 2000
Olfactophiles follow their nose
by Colonel Lingus
January 10, 2000
Fighting the power with cream tartlets
by Arnie Passman
January 11, 2000
How Ayn Rand's Objectivism shows its influence today
by Jeff Diehl
January 11, 2000
Coming to a high school near you
by Robert Phoenix
January 12, 2000
One bad-ass lounge act
by Stephen Lemons
January 12, 2000
The fine line between intrigue and ridicule
by Michelle Goldberg
January 12, 2000
Drag queens go domestic
by Amy Glavasich
January 13, 2000
Chat rooms and tongue traveling
by Lydia Lunch
January 13, 2000
What to do when your willie ain't so slick
by Patrick Di Justo
January 14, 2000
Erotic comic strip
by James Kochalka
January 14, 2000
Who's been hiring the dogs of war?
by Hank Hyena
January 14, 2000
It's all in the fingers
by Charles Anders
January 18, 2000
Tips on finding a great lay
by Ryan McLaughlin
January 18, 2000
In Assam, too many factions boil with wrath
by Hank Hyena
January 18, 2000
A portrait of Pamela Stonebrooke
by Al Ridenour
January 18, 2000
A nasal adventure
by Julia Scheeres
January 19, 2000
Extreme gender cinema
by Lori Selke
January 19, 2000
Leading ladies get translucent
by Jenn Shreve
January 19, 2000
At least his mother knows where he is
by Michelle Goldberg
January 20, 2000
An unexpected peril of the undertaker's trade
by Maryam Henein
January 20, 2000
Bouncing toward Bethlehem
by Daniel Terdiman
January 21, 2000
Erotic comic strip
by Ted McKeever
January 21, 2000
Novelist Hubert Selby Jr. refuses to die
by Lydia Lunch
January 21, 2000
An old fogey looks at skateboard wheels
by Jamie Berger
May 15, 2000
GettingIt.com launched with no plan, no ads, no marketing, no nothing. It failed. But one of its founders had a pretty good time.
by Mat Honan
July 6, 2000
How to be the MacGyver of bondage
by Annalee Newitz
July 24, 2000
What is sexy?
by Annalee Newitz
July 27, 2000
Web vixen gets shot by her own cam
by Lou Cabron
