Whoa!
Bizarre stories, web culture, and outright lying.
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They're not just for undertakers anymore
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A portrait of Pamela Stonebrooke
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A boy and his software
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Mr Methane is a gas, gas, gas
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U.K. hopes to impress Martians with pop music and dots
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Modern piracy on the high seas
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Popular bugs cause controversy in Japan
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Y2K cons, vacation terrors, and bellicose bystanders
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Y2K comes early, hiding out in a hole, and sitting with the dead
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Bring me your sperm, exploding parrots, and horny ducks
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Heroin, Pinochet, ABBA -- oh my!
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Pachydermalicious news you can't use
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More inanity than you can shake a leg at
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Breaking news on chess, prisons, and cows
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The black market in bugs and strudel
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Armpit licking on television and weapons for free
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Disability, piss, and death
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In the poorest countries of the world, kidneys mean cash
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What those TV dads would earn in the real world
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Insects have infested popular culture
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Reality isn't always consensual
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It's not just about Halloween anymore
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A counterculture girl's guide to spotting a roving man
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Shooting down the Jesus myth
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The orgasmic release of the Apocalypse myth
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Diseases of the dead and infectious
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Testing the limits of self-expression
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Bored Web surfers flock to see online execution photos
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Strange recordings hold the secret of the afterlife
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Kids, alienation, and amorality
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The best gift of all
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Fatal entertainment mishaps
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The Church of Euthanasia's modest proposal
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A nasal adventure
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Brit Artists Tracey Emin and Billy Childish go very public
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Hitler's drug is the new 'new crack'
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Promises to mend evil ways
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A delicious simian surprise
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The true meaning of necrotechnology
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Ease her pain, she'll polish your knob
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Who killed Stanley Kubrick?
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One woman walks away from the 'fat is beautiful' movement
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A history of deadly hazing
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Have you got it?
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New evidence of violent tendencies in dolphins
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Pro-life propaganda cartoon goes for broke
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The marketing magic of Vampire Wine
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Shellfish, genes, and atom smashers
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Don't put that in your mouth
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Space monkeys, protohumans, and smart drunks
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Grow your own genitals, tiny footballers, and more
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Turkeys, pheromones, and a better beer
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Verily I say unto you, your mouth shall be filled with gold
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Paranoia and mutilation compulsion
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Relive the Cold War through 'atomic tourism'
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A recipe for family fun
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Ethnic speech translated into 'anglonics'
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Scandalous newsmaker emails uncovered
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A normal dude's guide to picking up alternachicks
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A new take on the China embassy bombing
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The Crapfest makes a mess
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Sometimes, the most dangerous game is showing up
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Our mystery date with Mahir
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Our mystery date with Mahir
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'Recovered memory,' demonology, and duck soup
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Healing the wounds of the Atlanta massacre with Phish Food
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Not your mother's Satanic conspiracies
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Cults, religions, and BS in general
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This week: Religion for Assholes
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This week: Stalking for Assholes
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This week: Anonymity for Assholes
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This week: Disposable Identities for Assholes
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This week: Spamming for Assholes
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This week: Voting Fraud for Assholes
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This week: Skepticism for Assholes
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This week: Chatting for Assholes
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Mocking Rick Wallace for Assholes
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This week: Copyright Infringement for Assholes
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This week: Digital cameras for assholes
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This week: Floppy Disks for Assholes
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This week: Windows for Assholes
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This week: Porn for Assholes
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This week: Torturing celebrities
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This week: Newsgroups
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This week: Portals and personal ads
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This week: eBay
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This week: Death for Assholes
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Making art out of body parts
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Death at Disneyland
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When good search engines go bad
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Death-dealing youngsters are nothing new
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Japanese games take reality one step further
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Web vixen gets shot by her own cam
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Recent deaths contradict Breatharians' claims
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Gender bending fun at the Michigan Womyn's Music Fest
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Crackpots, conspiracies, and how
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What is freedom worth to you?
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The Orlando rodent emergency
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The story of a woman and her diseased cunt
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Turkey Day tragedies
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One city's plan to pigeonhole pachyderms
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On a wild goose chase for very special funeral services
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Nothing changes on New Year's Day
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'You're in urine!'
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Death at the zoo
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Debating the point of drinking urine
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When a Catholic cult invaded my town
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Memorable erotic mishaps
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Thirty-five years after Bell's Theorem
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Coming to a high school near you
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Want to bet he's gay?
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Rebels with a Claus
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A GettingIt star guide
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A GettingIt star guide
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Pastor Steve on Christian polygamy
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For them, 'gays in the military' is a necessity
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Public menace or service?
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Urban explorers go wherever they're not wanted
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Dr. Don explains it all
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Al Haig's lofty ambition to control international communications
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Getting high with The Simpsons
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The bombardier beetle and its ass of fire
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A turgid comic strip
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A turgid comic strip
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A turgid comic strip
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What we found in Tina's trash
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A Miami-based shrink sells instant enlightenment
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Looking forward to Y2K
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Stone Willie is better off dead
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Questing for miracles in a postmodern world
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A tale of Lovecraftian horror and psycho-archeology
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When the heads got together
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Is the drug war a front for the NWO?
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A friend of Babe speaks out against genocide and other state crimes
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Icebergs -- frigid foes, or frosty friends?
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The tangled web of godhatesfags.com
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Fans fight freshened format
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Bouncing toward Bethlehem
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Intersexuality in the S. Pacific and around the world
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It's all in the fingers
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He's just an errand boy
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And other drug tales from the world of baseball
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Milton William Cooper in space
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Tracking the Antichrist
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A brief history of excremental art
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Will the new millennium be powered by your ass?
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New movie builds controversy on the Net
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An interview with Tim Cridland
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Is it the next health craze?
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When doctors try to fix what ain’t broke
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The ultimate in list-making
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Beer vs. pot down under
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An online chat with President Clinton
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One man's afternoon spent as a corpse
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Internet resurrects Halloween horrors
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And you thought Tiny Tim's nuptials were weird
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Market volatility takes on a whole new meaning
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If it's not Baroque, don't fix it
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Large-scale culinary disasters of the past
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What killed San Francisco's flightless avian aquanauts?
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Lessons learned from the cultural icon
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Expensive government study misses the mark
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Racist meteors race towards Earth
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Newest fad among cricketers: urine & calves' blood
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