September 13, 1999
The latest in flying diversions
October 13, 1999
Take care of that tush
August 13, 1999
Purchases for Friday the 13th
October 11, 1999
Starve your mites for an easy sleep
October 15, 1999
The freshest in beeping fashion accessories
November 17, 1999
Surreal chess and checker sets
December 13, 1999
All I want for Christmas is elephant dung
August 1, 1999
Weird-ass publishing innovations for a tripped-out future
August 9, 1999
High-tech gadgets for today's wannabe spy
December 6, 1999
Easy answers that make sense
August 30, 1999
Firearm innovations for today's cop, kook, and survivalist
November 29, 1999
Gross presents to nauseate and delight
September 8, 1999
Modern appliances for the golfing fanatic
August 31, 1999
Tom Waits, Jad Fair & Kramer, PantyChrist, Inger Lorre
December 1, 1999
Taste is cheap; disgust costs extra
January 4, 2000
...the federal government kills people
November 5, 1999
Stock up on Chi in time for the millennium!
October 22, 1999
The iToilet encourages you to 'shit different'
August 23, 1999
Ultramodern recording options
November 19, 1999
Strange adventures for strange kids, arrrgh!
September 24, 1999
A virtual pet that's as crazy as you are!
October 20, 1999
Untouchables and incurables, but perfectly wearable
September 22, 1999
For filthy mouths and clenched jaws
August 25, 1999
Modern devices for phone security
October 1, 1999
In search of the perfect headrest
August 9, 1999
Because acting your age gets old
October 18, 1999
Gender-normed computing for the young
December 30, 1999
Solutions for that sticky urban problem
November 3, 1999
Latter-day jigsaws for virtual assembly
October 4, 1999
How to keep yourself entertained while traveling
September 15, 1999
The science of dog noises
September 10, 1999
How to make yourself clean and fresh to face your shitty day
November 10, 1999
Keeping the world happy, shiny, and insipid
October 25, 1999
Accessories for the decaying
October 8, 1999
Modern cures for the nighttime malady
September 3, 1999
The latest in non-lethal ass-kicking
October 27, 1999
Music and sound effects to thrill and chill
September 20, 1999
High-impact automobile security
August 16, 1999
Unusual exercise contraptions
July 30, 1999
Upping the ante on sex in the Oval Office
November 22, 1999
Two out of three gifts that promote tooth decay
October 29, 1999
Candy for masochists
August 18, 1999
Self-defense devices
September 29, 1999
Basic training, deep-sea diving, and a bag of Cheetos
September 14, 1999
Modern independence movements in the U.S.
November 15, 1999
Dental excitement and convenience for the 21st century
December 30, 1999
The ultimate in list-making
November 24, 1999
Accessories for that dead bird
August 27, 1999
Gear for today's detective
August 20, 1999
Gadgets to make you even more beautiful
November 1, 1999
Vibrating thingies that soothe and delight
October 6, 1999
Helping you grunt and sweat profusely in hotel rooms
November 8, 1999
Retro fun for the juvenile delinquents of America
