October 8, 1999
Y2K cons, vacation terrors, and bellicose bystanders
October 15, 1999
Y2K comes early, hiding out in a hole, and sitting with the dead
October 22, 1999
Bring me your sperm, exploding parrots, and horny ducks
October 29, 1999
Heroin, Pinochet, ABBA -- oh my!
November 5, 1999
Pachydermalicious news you can't use
November 12, 1999
More inanity than you can shake a leg at
November 19, 1999
Breaking news on chess, prisons, and cows
December 3, 1999
The black market in bugs and strudel
December 10, 1999
Armpit licking on television and weapons for free
December 17, 1999
Disability, piss, and death
October 18, 1999
It's not just about Halloween anymore
October 14, 1999
Promises to mend evil ways
October 4, 1999
One city's plan to pigeonhole pachyderms
September 23, 1999
'You're in urine!'
August 24, 1999
Public menace or service?
October 27, 1999
Beer vs. pot down under
September 14, 1999
One man's afternoon spent as a corpse
