Staff Picks: Best of GettingIt
September 20, 1999
Family Circus Brouhaha
Crazy captions bring lawyers
by David Cassel

September 7, 1999
The Great Fag Wars Of 1999
The tangled web of godhatesfags.com
by Mat Honan

August 30, 1999
Dead Souls On Tape
Strange recordings hold the secret of the afterlife
by Erik Davis

July 26, 1999
A Mat On The Moon
How Andy Kaufman saved pro wrestling
by Junior Downey

September 9, 1999
Life of a Hollywood Scribe
He married Lolita, brought us Blade Runner, and now...
by John McCormick

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God Is My Dentist
Verily I say unto you, your mouth shall be filled with gold
by Annalee Newitz, published September 24, 1999
Youth Pastor Nathan Sandford sounds like he's been on a really mind-blowing acid trip. It's all about God and dentistry. "I was freaking out," he said, recollecting what it was like to witness the divine miracle of a gold filling spontaneously appearing in someone's teeth.
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Brat With A Baseball Bat
The skatepunks of baseball
by Kevin Chanel
August 19, 1999
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Jailing Raoul
A Colorado boy's sex-crime nightmare
by Ken Layne
November 15, 1999
Whoa!
Nuclear Scientist Says FBI Is Bugging Him
by Keith Sanders
August 6, 1999
Crave
Hot Damn!
Spicy sex story
by Steve Robles
November 17, 1999
Dirt
Biography Barrage
Who wants to be famous, anyway?
by Andrei Codrescu
September 22, 1999
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Escape From East Timor (Part Three)
An American in the firing line
by Anonymous
September 16, 1999
Whoa!
Fatal Fraternities
A history of deadly hazing
by John Marr
August 3, 1999
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Two Chicks, True Adventures (Part Two)
What is sexy?
by Cara Bruce
July 24, 2000
Dirt
Supernatural
Santana rocks, simply
by Marc Herman
November 23, 1999
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ToothTech
Dental excitement and convenience for the 21st century
by Thomas S. Roche
November 15, 1999
Whoa!
The Lumber Of The Beast
Tracking the Antichrist
by Robert Anton Wilson
October 11, 1999
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Who's Your Mommy?
Changing diapers and stealing panties
by Lydia Lunch
October 21, 1999
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