Staff Picks: Best of GettingIt
September 20, 1999
Family Circus Brouhaha
Crazy captions bring lawyers
by David Cassel

January 20, 2000
The Great Rubber Band Ball War
Bouncing toward Bethlehem
by Daniel Terdiman

January 6, 2000
Bozo Gone Bad
Sex-crazed, psychotic clowns
by Stephen Lemons

July 26, 1999
A Mat On The Moon
How Andy Kaufman saved pro wrestling
by Junior Downey

September 20, 1999
You Can Be A 'Speed Seducer'
How to hypnotize women and feel like a winner!
by Jeff Diehl

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What Makes A Day Trader Crack?
Market volatility takes on a whole new meaning
by Mark Dery, published August 23, 1999
In these days of excess volatility and irrational exuberance, the madness of crowds is all around us. On the front page or the nightly news, "crowd" means working-class mob -- stampeding soccer fans crushed to death against a riot-control fence.
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Dirt
Don't Take The Last Exit
Novelist Hubert Selby Jr. refuses to die
by Lydia Lunch
January 21, 2000
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In Through The Out Door
Hotel infiltration for fun, profit, and victory
by Sandy Brundage
December 27, 1999
Whoa!
Embattled School Principal Calls In The A-Team
by Andrew Rosenblum
November 1, 1999
Crave
Bikini Beach Party, Poorman's Style
Adolescent antics are making a splash in SoCal
by Stephen Lemons
August 24, 1999
Dirt
Bizbuzz
Larry King, The Real World, Courtney Love, and more
by Melissa T.
October 29, 1999
Scope
Escape From East Timor (Part Two)
Americans in the firing line
by Anonymous
September 15, 1999
Whoa!
Do You Want A New Drug?
Hitler's drug is the new 'new crack'
by Mike Horowitz
November 10, 1999
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Stripper Tips
Making it personal
by Lydia Lunch
October 14, 1999
Dirt
Fear And Loathing And Oscar Acosta
Tracking the mysterious Brown Buffalo
by Shermakaye Bass
August 5, 1999
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Ill Communication
Your modem is driving you mad
by Andrei Codrescu
October 19, 1999
Whoa!
Viacom Merges With Wrong CBS
by David Cassel
September 9, 1999
Crave
Amazons v. the Penile Patriarchy
Chicks rejecting dicks (at least those attached to men)
by Jerry Monsanto
September 10, 1999
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