Staff Picks: Best of GettingIt
December 21, 1999
Cartoon Nonconformist
John K. gives us what we want
by Evan O'Sullivan

November 30, 1999
The Happy Pessimist
George Carlin doesn't give a fuck
by RU Sirius

September 14, 1999
Escape From East Timor (Part One)
An American in the firing line
by Anonymous

December 2, 1999
The Straight Dope
David Sedaris calls it like he sees it
by Shermakaye Bass

November 24, 1999
Turkey Killings
Turks and Kurds pose food for thought
by Hank Hyena

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Eyes Forced Shut
Who killed Stanley Kubrick?
by Robert Sterling, published October 4, 1999
"If I told you their names, I don't think you'd sleep so well." -- Sydney Pollack, "Eyes Wide Shut" To claim Stanley Kubrick -- arguably the finest film director ever -- was a major 20th century figure is an understatement.
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Dirt
Maxed Out
Maxim holiday party: plenty of ice, not much fire
by Lex Lonehood
December 16, 1999
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Amphetamine Dream
I lost 80 pounds -- twice!
by Whorella
August 31, 1999
Whoa!
ABC's 'Millionaire' Quiz Show Proves Winners Always Cheat
by Evan O'Sullivan
August 27, 1999
Crave
Choosing A Condom
Fourteen rated rubbers
by Hank Hyena
October 21, 1999
Dirt
Songs In The Key Of Death
Johnny Dowd's one moody country rocker
by Andrew Hamlin
August 30, 1999
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Atari Safari
The cult of the 2600 is still alive and well
by Nick Montfort
August 20, 1999
Whoa!
Internet For Assholes
This week: Chatting for Assholes
by Lou Cabron
October 27, 1999
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Slow Jams Manifesto
Erotic comics
by David Choe
October 8, 1999
Dirt
Howard Stern v. The Web
Shock jock fights divorce news site
by David Cassel
November 23, 1999
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It Ain't Driving Miss Daisy
The new models are in
by Suzanne Ashe
November 12, 1999
Whoa!
Wile E. Coyote
Lessons learned from the cultural icon
by David Cassel
November 19, 1999
Crave
Cramped Conditions
Have sex in small spaces without getting caught
by Hank Hyena
October 15, 1999
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