Staff Picks: Best of GettingIt
August 20, 1999
Atari Safari
The cult of the 2600 is still alive and well
by Nick Montfort

December 8, 1999
Organ Grinders
Bioengineers monkey around with your body parts
by Ryan McLaughlin

September 23, 1999
Spider-Man's Creator Spins The Web
Stan Lee in cyberspace
by Holly Day

December 2, 1999
The Straight Dope
David Sedaris calls it like he sees it
by Shermakaye Bass

August 30, 1999
Dead Souls On Tape
Strange recordings hold the secret of the afterlife
by Erik Davis

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You Can Be A 'Speed Seducer'
How to hypnotize women and feel like a winner!
by Jeff Diehl, published September 20, 1999
That's right, you too can hypnotize hot babes and lure them to your lair where they will service your every sexual desire. Just follow the instructions of self-titled "Chairman of the Broads," Ross Jeffries, founder of the method known as Speed Seduction, and you'll have women obeying your every command.
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A Mat On The Moon
How Andy Kaufman saved pro wrestling
by Junior Downey
July 26, 1999
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Women Kicking Balls
Soccer for sisters comes of age
by Patrick Hughes
July 27, 1999
Whoa!
Healing Hate With Tommy Hilfiger
by Keith Sanders
September 3, 1999
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Here, Kitty Kitty
A catgirl's guide to doin' it
by Eve Rings
November 22, 1999
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Hollywood Fuzzballs
A hair-raising diversion
by Kat Giantis
November 11, 1999
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The Turner Prize Affair
The other Steve McQueen makes good
by Iain Aitch
December 28, 1999
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Reality Ain't What It Used To Be
Thirty-five years after Bell's Theorem
by Robert Anton Wilson
November 1, 1999
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Trannyporn
Extreme gender cinema
by Lori Selke
January 19, 2000
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Making McCelebrities
The advantages of an ever-changing menu
by Andrei Codrescu
August 18, 1999
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A Halloween's Hangover Tale
What's a poet to do?
by Andrei Codrescu
November 2, 1999
Whoa!
Experts Fear Proliferation Of Billy Joel
by Andrew Rosenblum
August 3, 1999
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Shrimping
Erotic fiction
by Lori Selke
December 1, 1999
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