Staff Picks: Best of GettingIt
July 26, 1999
A Mat On The Moon
How Andy Kaufman saved pro wrestling
by Junior Downey

November 18, 1999
Science Fiction, R.I.P.
William Gibson is still 15 minutes ahead
by RU Sirius

September 16, 1999
Semen Warriors Of New Guinea
For them, 'gays in the military' is a necessity
by Hank Hyena

August 31, 1999
Whips And Chains In Silicon Valley
The geek sex underground
by Marcy Sheiner

October 7, 1999
The Great Mentos Revolt
Fans fight freshened format
by David Cassel

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American Siddhartha
Tripping through the stars with the horniest guru
by Robert Phoenix, published August 26, 1999
California surfer dude turned guru Bhagavan Das (a.k.a. Michael Riggs) returned from India thirty years ago riding high on the shoulders of the love generation's giants, dropping acid with the likes of Ginsberg and sharing the stage with the Grateful Dead.
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Oh The Horror Of It All
Wes Craven on human behavior, Sophocles, and westerns
by Ian Grey
December 16, 1999
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It Ain't The Jerry Springer Show
Japanese obsession with two feuding old women and a vase
by W. Blake Gray
August 27, 1999
Whoa!
When Food Attacks!
Large-scale culinary disasters of the past
by John Marr
August 20, 1999
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The Lusts Of The Libertines
Excerpted erotic fiction
by The Marquis De Sade
August 18, 1999
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Dr. Quinn To The Rescue
Inspiration for the suburban housewife
by Jenn Shreve
October 5, 1999
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PillowTech
In search of the perfect headrest
by Thomas S. Roche
October 1, 1999
Whoa!
Internet For Assholes
This week: Porn for Assholes
by Lou Cabron
December 8, 1999
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Playing Baby
Because acting your age gets old
by Thomas S. Roche
August 9, 1999
Dirt
Celebrities Sing
Is this the next 'We Are the World'?
by Maryam Henein
November 15, 1999
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Digital Disobedience
How to piss off The Man online
by Shermakaye Bass
September 7, 1999
Whoa!
Deadly Childhood
Kids, alienation, and amorality
by Mark Dery
September 13, 1999
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The Biggest Balls Of All
Genital saline injection
by Stephen Lemons
November 15, 1999
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