Staff Picks: Best of GettingIt
December 2, 1999
Bozo And Butts
Creepy clowns and some stinky shit
by Lydia Lunch

September 7, 1999
The Great Fag Wars Of 1999
The tangled web of godhatesfags.com
by Mat Honan

January 5, 2000
Modern Slavery
What is freedom worth to you?
by Etelka Lehoczky

November 17, 1999
Living On (Hot) Air
Recent deaths contradict Breatharians' claims
by Etelka Lehoczky

August 24, 1999
Bikini Beach Party, Poorman's Style
Adolescent antics are making a splash in SoCal
by Stephen Lemons

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Screw The Nuclear Family
Pastor Steve on Christian polygamy
by Mat Honan, published August 17, 1999
Happily married Born Again Christian living in Washington but soon to be living in the Philippines. I'm pleasant to look at and pleasant to be with and seek same in a second wife. If you have a dear sister in Christ from which you do not wish to part I would consider marrying a second and third wife at the same time…I will treat you with much tenderness.
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Dirt
Songs In The Key Of Death
Johnny Dowd's one moody country rocker
by Andrew Hamlin
August 30, 1999
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VibraTech
Vibrating thingies that soothe and delight
by Thomas S. Roche
November 1, 1999
Whoa!
Semen Warriors Of New Guinea
For them, 'gays in the military' is a necessity
by Hank Hyena
September 16, 1999
Crave
Piss Story
Erotic comic strip
by David Choe
December 10, 1999
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In Bowie's Head
A conversation with the consummate dreamer
by Robert Phoenix
October 5, 1999
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Naughty Mountaineers
An Interview with Göran Kropp
by Chris Koentges
December 2, 1999
Whoa!
Anton Maiden: Geek Superstar
A boy and his software
by Joel Schalit
December 30, 1999
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For A Good Time, Call
Tell me you hate me
by Lydia Lunch
November 4, 1999
Dirt
Sampras Snoozer
No aces served here
by Wendy M. Grossman
September 28, 1999
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Dude, I'm A Secret Agent
High-tech gadgets for today's wannabe spy
by Thomas S. Roche
August 9, 1999
Whoa!
Bugs Bunny And Other UFO Victims
Reality isn't always consensual
by Robert Anton Wilson
December 13, 1999
Crave
Length Isn't Everything
The decline of the quality quickie
by Lydia Lunch
July 29, 1999
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