Staff Picks: Best of GettingIt
August 23, 1999
Sometimes Winners Do Use Drugs
Or: Do as I say, not as I did
by Ken Layne

September 7, 1999
The Great Fag Wars Of 1999
The tangled web of godhatesfags.com
by Mat Honan

December 2, 1999
The Straight Dope
David Sedaris calls it like he sees it
by Shermakaye Bass

October 28, 1999
Toxic Adventurers
Hacking into hazardous realms
by Sam Williams

November 24, 1999
Turkey Killings
Turks and Kurds pose food for thought
by Hank Hyena

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Death To All Humans!
The Church of Euthanasia's modest proposal
by Mark Dery, published August 2, 1999
What the world needs now is suicide, abortion, cannibalism, and sodomy. That, at least, is the Church of Euthanasia's modest proposal. A tax-exempt "educational foundation" dedicated to the proposition that all men (and women) are created superfluous, the Church has staked its claim on the far fringes of the negative population growth movement.
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Dirt
Bizbuzz
Charlie Sheen, Leelee Sobieski, Monica and more...
by Melissa T.
August 6, 1999
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Tranny Take-Over?
Conquering the world through rock musicals
by David Cassel
September 24, 1999
Whoa!
Big Hairy Pile Of Whoa!
Bring me your sperm, exploding parrots, and horny ducks
by Jeff Morris
October 22, 1999
Crave
The Dirty Dozen
Wanking women give up their secrets
by Hank Hyena
November 12, 1999
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Bad Muthas
Parental neglect, Hollywood style
by Kat Giantis
December 13, 1999
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Puffing In Public
A smoker's guide to social subversion and civic disobedience
by Steve Robles
September 28, 1999
Whoa!
All Death, All The Time
by Randy Alfred
August 9, 1999
Crave
Nipple Play
How to do it
by Hank Hyena
October 8, 1999
Dirt
Whores Galore
Ho'in Hollywood
by Kat Giantis
October 21, 1999
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AssTech
Take care of that tush
by Thomas S. Roche
October 13, 1999
Whoa!
Heat Drives States To Compete For Disaster Relief
by Diane Goldberg
July 30, 1999
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Piss Story
Erotic comic strip
by David Choe
December 10, 1999
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