Staff Picks: Best of GettingIt
December 2, 1999
Bozo And Butts
Creepy clowns and some stinky shit
by Lydia Lunch

November 9, 1999
It's A Deadly World, After All
Death at Disneyland
by John Marr

July 26, 1999
Boys Bending Over
Straight couples and male anal pleasure
by Marcy Sheiner

November 4, 1999
Sex For Memes' Sake
The demise of genes in human evolution
by Jeff Diehl

September 15, 1999
Waco Bits
There are plenty of eerie facts you've never heard about the siege
by Steve Robles

Featured Authors
Robert Anton Wilson (7 stories)
Peter Braunstein (17 stories)
Thomas S. Roche (62 stories)
Jenn Shreve (20 stories)
Hank Hyena (33 stories)
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The Human Bombs Of Sri Lanka
Ruthless guerillas commit suicide for independence
by Hank Hyena, published September 13, 1999
LOSE YOUR HEAD!" could be the recruitment slogan for the Black Tigers -- careers with this suicide squad of the Liberation Tigers of Tamil Eelam (a.k.a. Tamil Tigers) often climax with skull separation. The recent assassination of a moderate Tamil politician (Neelan Tiruchelvam, who "collaborated" with the despised Sinhalese) was triggered by a gutsy man who had 3.3 lbs.
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Dirt
Channeling Orson Welles
Filmmaker takes script and runs with it
by Larry Getlen
December 28, 1999
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Scientists Invent Bionic Eyelid
You can finally toss that eye patch
by David Pescovitz
August 5, 1999
Whoa!
Internet For Assholes
This week: Portals and personal ads
by Lou Cabron
August 18, 1999
Crave
It's Only Sex
Spoken word
by John Leitera
September 3, 1999
Dirt
The Essence Of Ahnuld
Cornball works for the 'Terminator' online
by Kat Giantis
December 7, 1999
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Body Hop
Two self-possessed videogames
by Suzanne Ashe
December 10, 1999
Whoa!
Wile E. Coyote
Lessons learned from the cultural icon
by David Cassel
November 19, 1999
Crave
Fancy Froglin'
Erotic comic strip
by James Kochalka
November 19, 1999
Dirt
Gnostic Hip Hop For Jews
Blood of Abraham: such nice boys
by D. R.
November 10, 1999
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Incredibly Strange Wrestling
Punk rock in the ring
by Sarah Jacobson
July 26, 1999
Whoa!
Fruit Of The Vein
The marketing magic of Vampire Wine
by Etelka Lehoczky
October 28, 1999
Crave
Documented Fornication
Private dicks and other incriminating evidence
by Lydia Lunch
August 26, 1999
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