Staff Picks: Best of GettingIt
September 17, 1999
King Mob
UK gangsters go for Hollywood gold
by Goetz Werner

September 3, 1999
America Online Boots The ACLU
Free speech simply isn't profitable
by David Cassel

August 3, 1999
As Johnny Goes Marching Off
War means action for women, too
by Whorella

September 20, 1999
You Can Be A 'Speed Seducer'
How to hypnotize women and feel like a winner!
by Jeff Diehl

October 22, 1999
Avast, Ye Scurvy Tourist!
Modern piracy on the high seas
by Etelka Lehoczky

Featured Authors
Lou Cabron (25 stories)
Andrei Codrescu (14 stories)
Poppy Z. Brite (1 stories)
Ken Layne (6 stories)
John Marr (12 stories)
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It's A Deadly World, After All
Death at Disneyland
by John Marr, published November 9, 1999
Disneyland is America's Magic Kingdom of fairy tales and pixie dust, filled with rides and attractions that epitomize the American experience. But for all the manufactured thrills and ersatz danger, not all who brave these iconographic attractions emerge alive and unscathed.
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Dirt
Feces Of The Rich And Famous
A celebrity shit project
by Stephen Lemons
October 6, 1999
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The Fluorescent Yellow Hand Of Justice
Self-defense devices
by Thomas S. Roche
August 18, 1999
Whoa!
Healing Hate With Tommy Hilfiger
by Keith Sanders
September 3, 1999
Crave
All I Want For Christmas
Dirty gifts for your special someone
by Eve Rings
December 22, 1999
Dirt
Celebrities Sing
Is this the next 'We Are the World'?
by Maryam Henein
November 15, 1999
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In Through The Out Door
Hotel infiltration for fun, profit, and victory
by Sandy Brundage
December 27, 1999
Whoa!
Anton Maiden: Geek Superstar
A boy and his software
by Joel Schalit
December 30, 1999
Crave
World Sex Laws
A globetrotter's guide to proper groping
by Hank Hyena
September 28, 1999
Dirt
In Bowie's Head
A conversation with the consummate dreamer
by Robert Phoenix
October 5, 1999
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Sir! Did You Swallow?
Heir-apparent to the Tory Party ups the ante on scandal
by Damian Barr
October 7, 1999
Whoa!
Big Hairy Pile Of Whoa!
The black market in bugs and strudel
by Jeff Morris
December 3, 1999
Crave
Here, Kitty Kitty
A catgirl's guide to doin' it
by Eve Rings
November 22, 1999
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