Staff Picks: Best of GettingIt
July 29, 1999
Where's The Beefheart?
New album erases the singer to rewrite history
by David Thomas

September 21, 1999
The Indonesian Hermaphrodite
Intersexuality in the S. Pacific and around the world
by Hank Hyena

September 7, 1999
The Great Fag Wars Of 1999
The tangled web of godhatesfags.com
by Mat Honan

September 9, 1999
Life of a Hollywood Scribe
He married Lolita, brought us Blade Runner, and now...
by John McCormick

November 24, 1999
Turkey Killings
Turks and Kurds pose food for thought
by Hank Hyena

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The Straight Dope
David Sedaris calls it like he sees it
by Shermakaye Bass, published December 2, 1999
He is Garrison Keillor's evil twin, Mark Twain on acid, Raymond Carver gone gay, a kind and screwball Truman Capote. An astute distiller of '90s Americana, radio essayist and short story writer David Sedaris has a way of slicing through the subcutaneous crap of day-to-day life with sharp and sometimes brutal insight.
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Dirt
Ode To Buffy's Breasts
A celebration and contemplation
by Annalee Newitz
October 7, 1999
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Gross Gifts
Taste is cheap; disgust costs extra
by Thomas S. Roche
December 1, 1999
Whoa!
How To Make A War
A new take on the China embassy bombing
by Robert Sterling
November 8, 1999
Crave
Autoerotic
Car wrecks were never so much fun
by Patty Cursed
August 25, 1999
Dirt
Ricky Martin In The Closet
Tales of bestiality and a teen idol in an armoire
by Brett Allan King
July 28, 1999
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My Sticker With Andre
Postering with the posse in London town
by Chris Campion
December 1, 1999
Whoa!
Clinton Scraps Library, Plans Presidential IHOP
by Michael Genrich
August 19, 1999
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Embracing Goths And Schizos
No personality or too much
by Lydia Lunch
October 28, 1999
Dirt
The Hyphenate Life
"Will sing-act-direct-
write-model for food"
by Peter Braunstein
September 29, 1999
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SpookTech
Music and sound effects to thrill and chill
by Thomas S. Roche
October 27, 1999
Whoa!
Town Hall Hellhole
An online chat with President Clinton
by Mat Honan
November 11, 1999
Crave
Playing Baby
Because acting your age gets old
by Thomas S. Roche
August 9, 1999
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