Staff Picks: Best of GettingIt
July 26, 1999
Boys Bending Over
Straight couples and male anal pleasure
by Marcy Sheiner

December 30, 1999
Anton Maiden: Geek Superstar
A boy and his software
by Joel Schalit

December 1, 1999
My Sticker With Andre
Postering with the posse in London town
by Chris Campion

August 20, 1999
When Food Attacks!
Large-scale culinary disasters of the past
by John Marr

July 29, 1999
Where's The Beefheart?
New album erases the singer to rewrite history
by David Thomas

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Reality Ain't What It Used To Be
Thirty-five years after Bell's Theorem
by Robert Anton Wilson, published November 1, 1999
Bell's Theorem, a mathematical demonstration by physicist John Stewart Bell published in 1964, has become more popular than Tarot cards with New Agers, who think they understand it but generally don't.
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Stop Making Sense? No Problem
Celebs uncensored in Toronto
by Marc Weisblott
September 17, 1999
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You Can Be A 'Speed Seducer'
How to hypnotize women and feel like a winner!
by Jeff Diehl
September 20, 1999
Whoa!
Earthlink, Mindspring Execs Give Steve Case Wedgie
by Mat Honan
September 24, 1999
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Girl Porno
Erotic comic strip
by Molly Kiely
December 30, 1999
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Celebrities Do Christmas
Taste gets a holiday
by David Cassel
December 24, 1999
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W-A-R, What Is It Good For?
Eighteen points on a triple word score
by Dan Reines
September 16, 1999
Whoa!
Reality Ain't What It Used To Be
Thirty-five years after Bell's Theorem
by Robert Anton Wilson
November 1, 1999
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Fear and the Desire to Be Loathed
Dangerous or painful aphrodisiacs
by Lydia Lunch
September 23, 1999
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American Siddhartha
Tripping through the stars with the horniest guru
by Robert Phoenix
August 26, 1999
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Broke Dick Dogs
What to do when your willie ain't so slick
by Patrick Di Justo
January 13, 2000
Whoa!
The LSD No-Hitter
And other drug tales from the world of baseball
by Mike Horowitz
August 24, 1999
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Fuck Football!
How to tear his eyes away from the TV
by Eve Rings
November 26, 1999
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