Staff Picks: Best of GettingIt
September 16, 1999
Semen Warriors Of New Guinea
For them, 'gays in the military' is a necessity
by Hank Hyena

August 24, 1999
The LSD No-Hitter
And other drug tales from the world of baseball
by Mike Horowitz

August 17, 1999
Screw The Nuclear Family
Pastor Steve on Christian polygamy
by Mat Honan

November 30, 1999
The Happy Pessimist
George Carlin doesn't give a fuck
by RU Sirius

August 23, 1999
Sometimes Winners Do Use Drugs
Or: Do as I say, not as I did
by Ken Layne

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Rob Poynter (2 stories)
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Waco Bits
There are plenty of eerie facts you've never heard about the siege
by Steve Robles, published September 15, 1999
OPEN THE CHART. "GettingIt's Take" comes from several sources: the Emmy-winning film, Waco: The Rules of Engagement, long nights spent viewing the Senate Subcommittee hearings that were held in 1995, and Steve Robles' over-stimulated and opinionated brain.
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Bizbuzz
Circus freaks, Calista Flockhart, crush videos, and more
by Melissa T.
August 27, 1999
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A Halloween's Hangover Tale
What's a poet to do?
by Andrei Codrescu
November 2, 1999
Whoa!
Death For Christmas
The best gift of all
by John Marr
December 21, 1999
Crave
Wankers Of The World, Unite!
The most common sex act is still taboo, dammit
by Harry Bietoff
September 3, 1999
Dirt
Mangled Verses
I think that I shall never see lovely Pavement poetry
by Mat Honan
August 19, 1999
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My Sticker With Andre
Postering with the posse in London town
by Chris Campion
December 1, 1999
Whoa!
How To Stuff Chickens And Influence People
The Crapfest makes a mess
by Annalee Newitz
November 22, 1999
Crave
The Bounty Of Summer
Erotic fiction
by Carol Queen
September 22, 1999
Dirt
Monica v. Satan
How Lewinsky fought evil, then got fat
by Andrei Codrescu
August 4, 1999
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Speak Softly And Carry A Stun Gun
The latest in non-lethal ass-kicking
by Thomas S. Roche
September 3, 1999
Whoa!
Despite Straw Poll, Forbes Still 'Really Fucking Weird'
by Michael Genrich
August 23, 1999
Crave
Anita Geddit
Erotic Comic Strip
by Roberta Gregory
October 15, 1999
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