Staff Picks: Best of GettingIt
August 24, 1999
The LSD No-Hitter
And other drug tales from the world of baseball
by Mike Horowitz

September 30, 1999
Keane KO's Family Circus Parody
Cartoonist-Webmaster Summit
by David Cassel

December 8, 1999
Organ Grinders
Bioengineers monkey around with your body parts
by Ryan McLaughlin

August 23, 1999
Sometimes Winners Do Use Drugs
Or: Do as I say, not as I did
by Ken Layne

July 26, 1999
A Mat On The Moon
How Andy Kaufman saved pro wrestling
by Mat Honan

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Screw The Nuclear Family
Pastor Steve on Christian polygamy
by Mat Honan, published August 17, 1999
Happily married Born Again Christian living in Washington but soon to be living in the Philippines. I'm pleasant to look at and pleasant to be with and seek same in a second wife. If you have a dear sister in Christ from which you do not wish to part I would consider marrying a second and third wife at the same time…I will treat you with much tenderness.
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July 28, 1999
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The Librarian Of Porn
At least his mother knows where he is
by Michelle Goldberg
January 19, 2000
Whoa!
Random Shooting Was Unexpected, Witnesses Say
by Jeff Diehl
July 30, 1999
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Pregnant Nymphos
Swollen breasts are just the beginning
by Nathan Winer
July 30, 1999
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'The X Show' X-Posed
Biggest boobs on the tube
by Chris Gore
August 16, 1999
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Hamster Dance Enhanced
Internet cult goes MTV
by David Cassel
December 3, 1999
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Big Hairy Pile Of Whoa!
Heroin, Pinochet, ABBA -- oh my!
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October 29, 1999
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One Small Stroke For Man
One giant leap for porn
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Brother From Another Planet
Gettin' blunt with Kool Keith
by Robert Phoenix
November 12, 1999
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Massage Your Body Fat
by Thomas S. Roche
July 28, 1999
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Spies In The Sky
Al Haig's lofty ambition to control international communications
by Patrick Di Justo
October 8, 1999
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On Sperm And Moth Balls
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September 30, 1999
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