Staff Picks: Best of GettingIt
November 24, 1999
Turkey Killings
Turks and Kurds pose food for thought
by Hank Hyena

September 20, 1999
Family Circus Brouhaha
Crazy captions bring lawyers
by David Cassel

July 26, 1999
A Mat On The Moon
How Andy Kaufman saved pro wrestling
by Junior Downey

August 23, 1999
What Makes A Day Trader Crack?
Market volatility takes on a whole new meaning
by Mark Dery

August 18, 1999
Disease On A Leash
How US scientists nurture deadly pathogens
by Heidi Kriz

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David Pescovitz (2 stories)
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Andrew Baio (2 stories)
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Modern Slavery
What is freedom worth to you?
by Etelka Lehoczky, published January 5, 2000
Wars, famine, genocide, torture, mutilation, abuse of women and children -- the bewildering array of human rights catastrophes around the world is enough to stymie any neophyte Samaritan. What crisis has the best claim on your money and time.
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Dirt
Monica v. Satan
How Lewinsky fought evil, then got fat
by Andrei Codrescu
August 4, 1999
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Drugs, Dames, and the Dekalog
Director's bid to make 10 films by Y2K
by Sarah Jacobson
October 25, 1999
Whoa!
Modern Slavery
What is freedom worth to you?
by Etelka Lehoczky
January 5, 2000
Crave
Lip Service
An erotic excerpt
by MJ Rose
December 8, 1999
Dirt
Buying Stock In Celebrity
Will predictions incite a Hollywood crash?
by Peter Braunstein
November 24, 1999
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Police State Of The Art
For the cop who has everything
by Sherman M. Fridman
October 6, 1999
Whoa!
Bob Barker Misdiagnosed With Celebrity Exhaustion Syndrome
by Greg Lee
September 21, 1999
Crave
Sew Up My Snatch
Let's hear it for creative knitting
by Hank Hyena
October 19, 1999
Dirt
So You Want To Be An Icon?
Don't believe the hype
by Jenn Shreve
September 15, 1999
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Waco Bits
There are plenty of eerie facts you've never heard about the siege
by Steve Robles
September 15, 1999
Whoa!
Oprah Issues Fatwa, Book Club Promises Jihad
by Mat Honan
September 17, 1999
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Pet My Prostate
Massaging the male G-spot
by Stephen Lemons
August 30, 1999
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