Staff Picks: Best of GettingIt
September 9, 1999
Life of a Hollywood Scribe
He married Lolita, brought us Blade Runner, and now...
by John McCormick

August 18, 1999
Springfield On Drugs
Getting high with The Simpsons
by Don Vaughan

October 25, 1999
Having A Blast
Relive the Cold War through 'atomic tourism'
by Barney Greinke

September 20, 1999
The Sage Of Seduction
Ross Jeffries in his own words
by Adam Parfrey

November 2, 1999
Slackers In The Underworld
Urban explorers go wherever they're not wanted
by Etelka Lehoczky

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Stephen Lemons (16 stories)
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Organ Grinders
Bioengineers monkey around with your body parts
by Ryan McLaughlin, published December 8, 1999
Some day soon, you'll be able to take your grandma to the hospital for her cataracts and take her home with a new pair of eyes. Your old liver may be all partied out, but you'll be able to get a new one.
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Dirt
The Mothership Is Landing
George Clinton philosophizes the funk
by Jeff Diehl
August 31, 1999
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Gravel-Throated Yahoos
Tom Waits, Jad Fair & Kramer, PantyChrist, Inger Lorre
by Thomas S. Roche
August 31, 1999
Whoa!
Fat Traitor
One woman walks away from the 'fat is beautiful' movement
by Nancy Evelyn Gold
December 16, 1999
Crave
The Tail Taboo
Whispers from behind the back door
by Jan Richman
November 2, 1999
Dirt
Mangled Verses
I think that I shall never see lovely Pavement poetry
by Mat Honan
August 19, 1999
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iCrap
The iToilet encourages you to 'shit different'
by Thomas S. Roche
October 22, 1999
Whoa!
World To End Sunday In Firestorm Of Death?
Racist meteors race towards Earth
by Patrick Di Justo
November 5, 1999
Crave
Potato Prick Tease
'Nympho artist' carves puds from spuds
by Stephen Lemons
September 2, 1999
Dirt
Bizbuzz
Jenny McCarthy, Brad Pitt, George Michael and more
by Melissa T.
September 17, 1999
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A Halloween's Hangover Tale
What's a poet to do?
by Andrei Codrescu
November 2, 1999
Whoa!
Reality Ain't What It Used To Be
Thirty-five years after Bell's Theorem
by Robert Anton Wilson
November 1, 1999
Crave
Gender Bending
How to seduce gays and lesbians
by Hank Hyena
November 19, 1999
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