Staff Picks: Best of GettingIt
November 30, 1999
The Happy Pessimist
George Carlin doesn't give a fuck
by RU Sirius

September 13, 1999
The Human Bombs Of Sri Lanka
Ruthless guerillas commit suicide for independence
by Hank Hyena

August 23, 1999
What Makes A Day Trader Crack?
Market volatility takes on a whole new meaning
by Mark Dery

November 9, 1999
It's A Deadly World, After All
Death at Disneyland
by John Marr

January 6, 2000
Bozo Gone Bad
Sex-crazed, psychotic clowns
by Stephen Lemons

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I Kiss You!!!
Our mystery date with Mahir
by Mat Honan, published November 4, 1999
Who is Mahir Cagri. If you don't know by now, you've got exactly zero Net cred. He likes music, sport, travel, tenis [sic]. He likes... sex. He's the new Tom Cruise of the Internet, the raging Turkish stud clad in a Speedo, the undisputed master of table tennis, accordion-jamming Heathcliff, and the Net's virulent meme du jour.
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Dirt
Spice Girls And Boys
The imminent invasion of a new pre-fab group
by Chris Campion
September 9, 1999
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Cults Of Rationality
How Ayn Rand's Objectivism shows its influence today
by Jeff Diehl
January 11, 2000
Whoa!
Killer Kiddies
Death-dealing youngsters are nothing new
by John Marr
September 3, 1999
Crave
Dream Cum True
Erotic comic strip
by Ted McKeever
January 21, 2000
Dirt
Hey Jude, Get A Clue
Julian Lennon on the Web -- what's the point?
by Jenn Shreve
September 21, 1999
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Gravel-Throated Yahoos
Tom Waits, Jad Fair & Kramer, PantyChrist, Inger Lorre
by Thomas S. Roche
August 31, 1999
Whoa!
Drug Smuggling Pigeon Apprehended
Promises to mend evil ways
by Jeff Morris
October 14, 1999
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Shrimping
Erotic fiction
by Lori Selke
December 1, 1999
Dirt
Whores Galore
Ho'in Hollywood
by Kat Giantis
October 21, 1999
Scope
The Fluorescent Yellow Hand Of Justice
Self-defense devices
by Thomas S. Roche
August 18, 1999
Whoa!
Town Hall Hellhole
An online chat with President Clinton
by Mat Honan
November 11, 1999
Crave
Getting Up
Erotic fiction
by M. Christian
October 6, 1999
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