Staff Picks: Best of GettingIt
November 4, 1999
I Kiss You!!!
Our mystery date with Mahir
by Mat Honan

November 18, 1999
Science Fiction, R.I.P.
William Gibson is still 15 minutes ahead
by RU Sirius

July 26, 1999
Incredibly Strange Wrestling
Punk rock in the ring
by Sarah Jacobson

December 8, 1999
Organ Grinders
Bioengineers monkey around with your body parts
by Ryan McLaughlin

January 5, 2000
Modern Slavery
What is freedom worth to you?
by Etelka Lehoczky

Featured Authors
David Cassel (29 stories)
Patrick Hughes (11 stories)
Athena Douris (5 stories)
Ken Layne (6 stories)
RU Sirius (7 stories)
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Bozo And Butts
Creepy clowns and some stinky shit
by Lydia Lunch, published December 2, 1999
Has sex become a big fucking bore. Are you considering drastic measures to reinvigorate your libido as it suffers from pre-millennial stress. Lydia understands. You need an injection of Tough Love. Dear Lydia, I'm dating a clown.
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Dirt
Oscar Sabotage
Predicting potential subversion
by Peter Braunstein
November 10, 1999
Scope
Secrets of the Hamster Dance
by David Cassel
August 3, 1999
Whoa!
Internet For Assholes
This week: Disposable Identities for Assholes
by Lou Cabron
September 29, 1999
Crave
Bozo And Butts
Creepy clowns and some stinky shit
by Lydia Lunch
December 2, 1999
Dirt
Making McCelebrities
The advantages of an ever-changing menu
by Andrei Codrescu
August 18, 1999
Scope
Playing With Dick
Exorcising Nixon's ghost online
by David Cassel
August 16, 1999
Whoa!
Feds Seize Evidence From Feds
by Linda Avey Bullock
September 3, 1999
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Suck-It-Yourself
Liposuction at home
by Eve Rings
November 8, 1999
Dirt
Sampras Snoozer
No aces served here
by Wendy M. Grossman
September 28, 1999
Scope
Captive Visuals
by Thomas S. Roche
August 6, 1999
Whoa!
Alien Lizard Jazz Goddess
A portrait of Pamela Stonebrooke
by Al Ridenour
January 18, 2000
Crave
Torturing Testicles
It's all fun and games until...
by Hank Hyena
December 14, 1999
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