Staff Picks: Best of GettingIt
September 20, 1999
Family Circus Brouhaha
Crazy captions bring lawyers
by David Cassel

August 30, 1999
Dead Souls On Tape
Strange recordings hold the secret of the afterlife
by Erik Davis

December 8, 1999
Organ Grinders
Bioengineers monkey around with your body parts
by Ryan McLaughlin

November 23, 1999
Dana Plato's Corpse
Let the deadsploitation begin
by David Cassel

November 17, 1999
Living On (Hot) Air
Recent deaths contradict Breatharians' claims
by Etelka Lehoczky

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The Happy Pessimist
George Carlin doesn't give a fuck
by RU Sirius, published November 30, 1999
With three heart attacks behind him, the most successful hippie stoner comic from the 1970s has cut loose in the 1990s. Carlin's HBO specials have turned into gleeful straightrazor attacks on everything our society holds sacred -- from the cult of physical fitness to the wisdom of free enterprise.
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Bizbuzz
Janet Jackson, Brooke Shields, Anna Nicole Smith, and more
by Melissa T.
October 1, 1999
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Steal This Car
High-impact automobile security
by Thomas S. Roche
September 20, 1999
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Deadly Childhood
Kids, alienation, and amorality
by Mark Dery
September 13, 1999
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Embracing Goths And Schizos
No personality or too much
by Lydia Lunch
October 28, 1999
Dirt
Bizbuzz
Melanie Griffith, Antonio Sabáto Jr., Duran Duran, and more
by Melissa T.
October 22, 1999
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Revolt Into Style
Why did the Times drop dissidents into knickers?
by Andrei Codrescu
November 16, 1999
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Internet For Assholes
This week: Chatting for Assholes
by Lou Cabron
October 27, 1999
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Bottom Feeding
Coprophagia for dummies
by Lydia Lunch
August 12, 1999
Dirt
Stupid MPAA Tricks
Welcome to the wacky world of film rating
by Peter Braunstein
September 23, 1999
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Escape From East Timor (Part Two)
Americans in the firing line
by Anonymous
September 15, 1999
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Big Hairy Pile Of Whoa!
Breaking news on chess, prisons, and cows
by Jeff Morris
November 19, 1999
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Magic Boy
by James Kochalka
August 27, 1999
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