Staff Picks: Best of GettingIt
November 4, 1999
I Kiss You!!!
Our mystery date with Mahir
by Mat Honan

October 25, 1999
Having A Blast
Relive the Cold War through 'atomic tourism'
by Barney Greinke

September 16, 1999
Semen Warriors Of New Guinea
For them, 'gays in the military' is a necessity
by Hank Hyena

July 26, 1999
A Mat On The Moon
How Andy Kaufman saved pro wrestling
by Mat Honan

August 23, 1999
Sometimes Winners Do Use Drugs
Or: Do as I say, not as I did
by Ken Layne

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I Kiss You!!!
Our mystery date with Mahir
by Lou Cabron, published November 4, 1999
Who is Mahir Cagri. If you don't know by now, you've got exactly zero Net cred. He likes music, sport, travel, tenis [sic]. He likes... sex. He's the new Tom Cruise of the Internet, the raging Turkish stud clad in a Speedo, the undisputed master of table tennis, accordion-jamming Heathcliff, and the Net's virulent meme du jour.
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Reality isn't always consensual
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The Bounty Of Summer
Erotic fiction
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Sweet Sexpot Pie
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Hacking into hazardous realms
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Is it the next health craze?
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Probing For Perfection
Doctor claims the vagina is a portal to enlightenment
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Blood of Abraham: such nice boys
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Are you ready for the text evolution?
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He's just an errand boy
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Big Boobs? I Say, Bring 'Em On!
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