Staff Picks: Best of GettingIt
August 3, 1999
Hamsterdance Fever
The most promiscuous meme on the Net
by David Cassel

August 31, 1999
Whips And Chains In Silicon Valley
The geek sex underground
by Marcy Sheiner

December 20, 1999
Santarchy 1999!
Rebels with a Claus
by Steve Moramarco

November 18, 1999
A Man, A Plan, An Accordion
Weird Al's not so weird after all
by Larry Getlen

September 20, 1999
You Can Be A 'Speed Seducer'
How to hypnotize women and feel like a winner!
by Jeff Diehl

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The Human Bombs Of Sri Lanka
Ruthless guerillas commit suicide for independence
by Hank Hyena, published September 13, 1999
LOSE YOUR HEAD!" could be the recruitment slogan for the Black Tigers -- careers with this suicide squad of the Liberation Tigers of Tamil Eelam (a.k.a. Tamil Tigers) often climax with skull separation. The recent assassination of a moderate Tamil politician (Neelan Tiruchelvam, who "collaborated" with the despised Sinhalese) was triggered by a gutsy man who had 3.3 lbs.
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Dirt
A Royal Bore
Did you know Prince Charles has official feathers?
by Jenn Shreve
November 16, 1999
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Steal This Car
High-impact automobile security
by Thomas S. Roche
September 20, 1999
Whoa!
My Pussy's On Fire
The story of a woman and her diseased cunt
by Athena Douris
December 2, 1999
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Length Isn't Everything
The decline of the quality quickie
by Lydia Lunch
July 29, 1999
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Beyond Thin
Leading ladies get translucent
by Jenn Shreve
January 19, 2000
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Let 'Er Rip
Ultramodern recording options
by Thomas S. Roche
August 23, 1999
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The Great Mentos Revolt
Fans fight freshened format
by David Cassel
October 7, 1999
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World Sex Laws
A globetrotter's guide to proper groping
by Hank Hyena
September 28, 1999
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Bad Muthas
Parental neglect, Hollywood style
by Kat Giantis
December 13, 1999
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Silicon Surfer
Comic books abandon the real world for the Web
by Paul McEnery
September 23, 1999
Whoa!
Curious George's "Youthful Indiscretions"
by David Cassel
August 4, 1999
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Fuck Football!
How to tear his eyes away from the TV
by Eve Rings
November 26, 1999
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