Staff Picks: Best of GettingIt
September 20, 1999
You Can Be A 'Speed Seducer'
How to hypnotize women and feel like a winner!
by Jeff Diehl

July 30, 1999
Crotchy The Masturbating Clown
Testing the limits of self-expression
by Mat Honan

August 17, 1999
Screw The Nuclear Family
Pastor Steve on Christian polygamy
by Mat Honan

September 21, 1999
The Indonesian Hermaphrodite
Intersexuality in the S. Pacific and around the world
by Hank Hyena

October 22, 1999
Avast, Ye Scurvy Tourist!
Modern piracy on the high seas
by Etelka Lehoczky

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Keane KO's Family Circus Parody
Cartoonist-Webmaster Summit
by David Cassel, published September 30, 1999
The Dysfunctional Family Circus site will close in one week -- for a surprising reason. Tuesday night, for 90 minutes, the 77-year-old creator of The Family Circus spoke to the 29-year-old Web developer behind the site and convinced him to take it down.
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Leo The Conflicted
Titanic star's Web site is a heap of contradictions
by Jenn Shreve
August 17, 1999
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The Human Bombs Of Sri Lanka
Ruthless guerillas commit suicide for independence
by Hank Hyena
September 13, 1999
Whoa!
Feds Seize Evidence From Feds
by Linda Avey Bullock
September 3, 1999
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Spaghetti With The Screw King
Lunch with Al Goldstein
by Nancy Cain
December 9, 1999
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Buying Stock In Celebrity
Will predictions incite a Hollywood crash?
by Peter Braunstein
November 24, 1999
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ShowerTech
How to make yourself clean and fresh to face your shitty day
by Thomas S. Roche
September 10, 1999
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Internet For Assholes
This week: Portals and personal ads
by Lou Cabron
August 18, 1999
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Shrimping
Erotic fiction
by Lori Selke
December 1, 1999
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Can I Shoot Your Gun?
The legacy of Roger Miller
by David Cassel
August 3, 1999
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The All-Seeing Eye
ATMs are being rigged with retinal scanners
by Robert Phoenix
August 26, 1999
Whoa!
101 Uses For A Corpse
They're not just for undertakers anymore
by John Marr
December 7, 1999
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Selene Luna
Bad-ass goddess of the night
by Stephen Lemons
December 17, 1999
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