Staff Picks: Best of GettingIt
August 23, 1999
Sometimes Winners Do Use Drugs
Or: Do as I say, not as I did
by Ken Layne

August 20, 1999
When Food Attacks!
Large-scale culinary disasters of the past
by John Marr

December 20, 1999
Santarchy 1999!
Rebels with a Claus
by Steve Moramarco

December 27, 1999
In Through The Out Door
Hotel infiltration for fun, profit, and victory
by Sandy Brundage

January 6, 2000
Bozo Gone Bad
Sex-crazed, psychotic clowns
by Stephen Lemons

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Adam Parfrey (1 stories)
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Millennial Hijinx
Crackpots, conspiracies, and how
they amuse us
by Mark Frauenfelder, published August 5, 1999
What's in store for the human race in the 21st century. According to postings on Usenet, nature is in a race against biowarfare geneticists to perfect an airborne virus that melts human innards into sludge.
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Dirt
Bizbuzz
Johnny Depp, Howard Stern, Diana Ross and more
by Melissa T.
September 24, 1999
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Strip Poker With Monica
Upping the ante on sex in the Oval Office
by Thomas S. Roche
July 30, 1999
Whoa!
Future Schlock
Don't put that in your mouth
by Patrick Di Justo
November 2, 1999
Crave
Suck-It-Yourself
Liposuction at home
by Eve Rings
November 8, 1999
Dirt
A Mat On The Moon
How Andy Kaufman saved pro wrestling
by Mat Honan
July 26, 1999
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Strip Poker With Monica
Upping the ante on sex in the Oval Office
by Thomas S. Roche
July 30, 1999
Whoa!
My Pussy's On Fire
The story of a woman and her diseased cunt
by Athena Douris
December 2, 1999
Crave
Pregnant Nymphos
Swollen breasts are just the beginning
by Nathan Winer
July 30, 1999
Dirt
Bizbuzz
Eminem, Jay Leno, Baywatch, and more
by Melissa T.
November 19, 1999
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Foreskin Of Youth
Making skin grafts from baby penises
by Ryan McLaughlin
October 18, 1999
Whoa!
Email From The Dead
The true meaning of necrotechnology
by Peter Fenton
December 10, 1999
Crave
Jetting The Jizm
How to shoot your wad farther
by Hank Hyena
December 10, 1999
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