Staff Picks: Best of GettingIt
October 22, 1999
The Best Friend I Ever Made
Robotic pets for the rest of us
by M. Christian

October 22, 1999
Avast, Ye Scurvy Tourist!
Modern piracy on the high seas
by Etelka Lehoczky

August 24, 1999
The LSD No-Hitter
And other drug tales from the world of baseball
by Mike Horowitz

August 5, 1999
Millennial Hijinx
Crackpots, conspiracies, and how
they amuse us
by Mark Frauenfelder

November 4, 1999
I Kiss You!!!
Our mystery date with Mahir
by Lou Cabron

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Sex For Memes' Sake
The demise of genes in human evolution
by Jeff Diehl, published November 4, 1999
A man sneaks away from his wife and kids and their suburban homestead, and descends into a dungeon late at night, allows a dominatrix to strap him to a rack, and has his testicles electrified. How does the rational science of biological evolution make sense of the man who gets off on this.
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Nothing Queer Here
Perfect in every way ... and perfectly bland
by Andrei Codrescu
July 28, 1999
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Pie Throwin' Man
Fighting the power with cream tartlets
by Arnie Passman
January 10, 2000
Whoa!
Men On The Land
Gender bending fun at the Michigan Womyn's Music Fest
by Etelka Lehoczky
October 19, 1999
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Lip Service
An erotic excerpt
by MJ Rose
December 8, 1999
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Long Live Sexy Women
Bone-inspiring babes beyond year 40
by Hank Hyena
September 2, 1999
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In Through The Out Door
Hotel infiltration for fun, profit, and victory
by Sandy Brundage
December 27, 1999
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Internet For Assholes
This week: Religion for Assholes
by Lou Cabron
September 8, 1999
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Vulvalutionary
Dorrie Lane teaches anatomy with her hands
by Rachella Sinclair
January 5, 2000
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Hollywood Fuzzballs
A hair-raising diversion
by Kat Giantis
November 11, 1999
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That Buggy Boogie Thang
Power kites race the wind
by Sandy Brundage
November 12, 1999
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The Life Of A Urine Monkey
He's just an errand boy
by Scott Taylor
January 7, 2000
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One Small Stroke For Man
One giant leap for porn
by Chris Gore
October 26, 1999
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