Staff Picks: Best of GettingIt
October 7, 1999
The Great Mentos Revolt
Fans fight freshened format
by David Cassel

November 18, 1999
A Man, A Plan, An Accordion
Weird Al's not so weird after all
by Larry Getlen

August 23, 1999
What Makes A Day Trader Crack?
Market volatility takes on a whole new meaning
by Mark Dery

December 20, 1999
Santarchy 1999!
Rebels with a Claus
by Steve Moramarco

December 8, 1999
Organ Grinders
Bioengineers monkey around with your body parts
by Ryan McLaughlin

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Reality Ain't What It Used To Be
Thirty-five years after Bell's Theorem
by Robert Anton Wilson, published November 1, 1999
Bell's Theorem, a mathematical demonstration by physicist John Stewart Bell published in 1964, has become more popular than Tarot cards with New Agers, who think they understand it but generally don't.
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Biography Barrage
Who wants to be famous, anyway?
by Andrei Codrescu
September 22, 1999
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Kind Justice?
San Francisco tries the "good cop, good cop" routine
by Patrick Hughes
September 30, 1999
Whoa!
Big Hairy Pile Of Whoa!
Breaking news on chess, prisons, and cows
by Jeff Morris
November 19, 1999
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Autoerotic
Car wrecks were never so much fun
by Patty Cursed
August 25, 1999
Dirt
The Lovely Sexpert
Diane Farr on romance, Loveline, and stained penises
by Elizabeth Millard
September 1, 1999
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A Halloween's Hangover Tale
What's a poet to do?
by Andrei Codrescu
November 2, 1999
Whoa!
The Totally Recycled Beverage
Is it the next health craze?
by Hank Hyena
November 5, 1999
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Anita Geddit
Erotic comic strip
by Roberta Gregory
September 10, 1999
Dirt
Bizbuzz
Paul Reubens, Jesse Ventura, Mark Wahlberg, and more
by Melissa T.
October 8, 1999
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Body Hop
Two self-possessed videogames
by Suzanne Ashe
December 10, 1999
Whoa!
Hip Hop For Honkies 101
Ethnic speech translated into 'anglonics'
by Jamie Bryan
October 18, 1999
Crave
Two Chicks, True Adventures (Part One)
How to be the MacGyver of bondage
by Cara Bruce
July 6, 2000
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