Staff Picks: Best of GettingIt
September 20, 1999
The Sage Of Seduction
Ross Jeffries in his own words
by Adam Parfrey

January 6, 2000
Bozo Gone Bad
Sex-crazed, psychotic clowns
by Stephen Lemons

August 24, 1999
Bikini Beach Party, Poorman's Style
Adolescent antics are making a splash in SoCal
by Stephen Lemons

November 18, 1999
A Man, A Plan, An Accordion
Weird Al's not so weird after all
by Larry Getlen

September 16, 1999
Semen Warriors Of New Guinea
For them, 'gays in the military' is a necessity
by Hank Hyena

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Crotchy The Masturbating Clown
Testing the limits of self-expression
by Mat Honan, published July 30, 1999
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The Mothership Is Landing
George Clinton philosophizes the funk
by Jeff Diehl
August 31, 1999
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Keane KO's Family Circus Parody
Cartoonist-Webmaster Summit
by David Cassel
September 30, 1999
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Millennial Hijinx
Crackpots, conspiracies, and how
they amuse us
by Mark Frauenfelder
August 5, 1999
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The 13 Step Program
Rough resolutions
by Lydia Lunch
December 30, 1999
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Don't Take The Last Exit
Novelist Hubert Selby Jr. refuses to die
by Lydia Lunch
January 21, 2000
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Revolt Into Style
Why did the Times drop dissidents into knickers?
by Andrei Codrescu
November 16, 1999
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Top 10 Centuries Of The Millennium
The ultimate in list-making
by Thomas S. Roche
December 30, 1999
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Netizens Of Gor
Role-playing taken to extremes
by Alister James
December 28, 1999
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American Siddhartha
Tripping through the stars with the horniest guru
by Robert Phoenix
August 26, 1999
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All That And A Ham Sandwich
Big money's at stake over psychic talking deli meat
by David Cassel
August 17, 1999
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Superstar Car Wash
A turgid comic strip
by Ric Pryor
December 2, 1999
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Dressing Up Dick
The Japanese art of Kokigami
by Cara Bruce
September 29, 1999
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