Staff Picks: Best of GettingIt
August 2, 1999
Death To All Humans!
The Church of Euthanasia's modest proposal
by Mark Dery

November 30, 1999
The Happy Pessimist
George Carlin doesn't give a fuck
by RU Sirius

September 15, 1999
Sex-Crazed Cinema
Five hours with Russ Meyer
by John McCormick

July 26, 1999
A Mat On The Moon
How Andy Kaufman saved pro wrestling
by Junior Downey

August 30, 1999
Dead Souls On Tape
Strange recordings hold the secret of the afterlife
by Erik Davis

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The Best Friend I Ever Made
Robotic pets for the rest of us
by M. Christian, published October 22, 1999
In this modern world of microelectronics and microapartments with "no pets" policies, it was bound to happen. People crave companionship: the patter of tiny feet, the reassuring presence of another being, something to watch scurry about, laugh at, and share space with.
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Impersonal Best
Kelsey Grammer online
by Kat Giantis
October 19, 1999
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Massage Your Body Fat
by Thomas S. Roche
July 28, 1999
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How To Make A War
A new take on the China embassy bombing
by Robert Sterling
November 8, 1999
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Playing Baby
Because acting your age gets old
by Thomas S. Roche
August 9, 1999
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Two-Dimensional Woman
Tori Spelling online
by Jenn Shreve
November 2, 1999
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Hands Off The Ballot, Or It's Infowar!
Cyberguerrillas speak for East Timor
by Duncan Frissell
August 30, 1999
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What Makes A Day Trader Crack?
Market volatility takes on a whole new meaning
by Mark Dery
August 23, 1999
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Two Chicks, True Adventures (Part One)
How to be the MacGyver of bondage
by Cara Bruce
July 6, 2000
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Oh The Horror Of It All
Wes Craven on human behavior, Sophocles, and westerns
by Ian Grey
December 16, 1999
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Let's Have A Riot!
Voting with bricks in corporate Seattle
by Lady Swoosh
December 7, 1999
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Internet For Assholes
This week: Voting Fraud for Assholes
by Lou Cabron
October 13, 1999
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Home For The Holidays
How to get your freak on when visiting your family
by Eve Rings
November 24, 1999
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