Staff Picks: Best of GettingIt
September 16, 1999
Semen Warriors Of New Guinea
For them, 'gays in the military' is a necessity
by Hank Hyena

December 2, 1999
The Straight Dope
David Sedaris calls it like he sees it
by Shermakaye Bass

November 2, 1999
Slackers In The Underworld
Urban explorers go wherever they're not wanted
by Etelka Lehoczky

August 17, 1999
Screw The Nuclear Family
Pastor Steve on Christian polygamy
by Mat Honan

August 20, 1999
When Food Attacks!
Large-scale culinary disasters of the past
by John Marr

Featured Authors
Robert Anton Wilson (7 stories)
Richard Kadrey (2 stories)
Steve Robles (12 stories)
Jeff Diehl (9 stories)
Patrick Di Justo (16 stories)
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God Is My Dentist
Verily I say unto you, your mouth shall be filled with gold
by Annalee Newitz, published September 24, 1999
Youth Pastor Nathan Sandford sounds like he's been on a really mind-blowing acid trip. It's all about God and dentistry. "I was freaking out," he said, recollecting what it was like to witness the divine miracle of a gold filling spontaneously appearing in someone's teeth.
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Dirt
Beyond Thin
Leading ladies get translucent
by Jenn Shreve
January 19, 2000
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The Secret Of My Secession
Modern independence movements in the U.S.
by Thomas S. Roche
September 14, 1999
Whoa!
The Indonesian Hermaphrodite
Intersexuality in the S. Pacific and around the world
by Hank Hyena
September 21, 1999
Crave
Anita Geddit
Erotic Comic Strip
by Roberta Gregory
December 3, 1999
Dirt
Spud Speaks
Talking with Julien Donkey-Boy star Ewen Bremner
by Chris Campion
November 19, 1999
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WordTech
Are you ready for the text evolution?
by Sherman M. Fridman
December 8, 1999
Whoa!
Oprah Issues Fatwa, Book Club Promises Jihad
by Mat Honan
September 17, 1999
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One Small Stroke For Man
One giant leap for porn
by Chris Gore
October 26, 1999
Dirt
Spider-Man's Creator Spins The Web
Stan Lee in cyberspace
by Holly Day
September 23, 1999
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Checkertech
Surreal chess and checker sets
by Thomas S. Roche
November 17, 1999
Whoa!
The Devil On The Chimney
A tale of Lovecraftian horror and psycho-archeology
by Robert Anton Wilson
December 27, 1999
Crave
Stripper Tips
Making it personal
by Lydia Lunch
October 14, 1999
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