Staff Picks: Best of GettingIt
September 17, 1999
King Mob
UK gangsters go for Hollywood gold
by Goetz Werner

December 8, 1999
Organ Grinders
Bioengineers monkey around with your body parts
by Ryan McLaughlin

September 7, 1999
The Great Fag Wars Of 1999
The tangled web of godhatesfags.com
by Mat Honan

November 18, 1999
Science Fiction, R.I.P.
William Gibson is still 15 minutes ahead
by RU Sirius

October 28, 1999
Tony Clifton: Joke's On Us
Bob Zmuda on Andy Kaufman's legacy
by Evan O'Sullivan

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You Can Be A 'Speed Seducer'
How to hypnotize women and feel like a winner!
by Jeff Diehl, published September 20, 1999
That's right, you too can hypnotize hot babes and lure them to your lair where they will service your every sexual desire. Just follow the instructions of self-titled "Chairman of the Broads," Ross Jeffries, founder of the method known as Speed Seduction, and you'll have women obeying your every command.
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Superstar Stiffs
Pay actors more, get less acting
by Peter Braunstein
October 27, 1999
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Vanity Tech
Gadgets to make you even more beautiful
by Thomas S. Roche
August 20, 1999
Whoa!
It Takes Guts
Making art out of body parts
by Mark Dery
July 29, 1999
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Smell The Love
Olfactophiles follow their nose
by Colonel Lingus
January 10, 2000
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Bad Muthas
Parental neglect, Hollywood style
by Kat Giantis
December 13, 1999
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RuffTech
The science of dog noises
by Thomas S. Roche
September 15, 1999
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How To Make A War
A new take on the China embassy bombing
by Robert Sterling
November 8, 1999
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Netizens Of Gor
Role-playing taken to extremes
by Alister James
December 28, 1999
Dirt
Die, Di My Darling
Goodbye England's ruse
by Steve Robles
August 30, 1999
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BeepTech
The freshest in beeping fashion accessories
by Thomas S. Roche
October 15, 1999
Whoa!
Crotchy The Masturbating Clown
Testing the limits of self-expression
by Mat Honan
July 30, 1999
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Length Isn't Everything
The decline of the quality quickie
by Lydia Lunch
July 29, 1999
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