Staff Picks: Best of GettingIt
November 30, 1999
The Happy Pessimist
George Carlin doesn't give a fuck
by RU Sirius

October 22, 1999
Avast, Ye Scurvy Tourist!
Modern piracy on the high seas
by Etelka Lehoczky

October 7, 1999
The Great Mentos Revolt
Fans fight freshened format
by David Cassel

November 18, 1999
Science Fiction, R.I.P.
William Gibson is still 15 minutes ahead
by RU Sirius

October 15, 1999
Body Bazaar
In the poorest countries of the world, kidneys mean cash
by Etelka Lehoczky

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David Pescovitz (2 stories)
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It's A Deadly World, After All
Death at Disneyland
by John Marr, published November 9, 1999
Disneyland is America's Magic Kingdom of fairy tales and pixie dust, filled with rides and attractions that epitomize the American experience. But for all the manufactured thrills and ersatz danger, not all who brave these iconographic attractions emerge alive and unscathed.
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Dirt
The Askew-niverse
Kevin Smith's off-center view
by Kat Giantis
November 9, 1999
Scope
Bad Taste Was Never So Sweet
by Thomas S. Roche
August 4, 1999
Whoa!
Nothing To Be Thankful For
Turkey Day tragedies
by John Marr
November 23, 1999
Crave
Wankers Of The World, Unite!
The most common sex act is still taboo, dammit
by Harry Bietoff
September 3, 1999
Dirt
Affleck Online
Humility hunting in the world of Ben
by David Merline
July 27, 1999
Scope
Massage Your Body Fat
by Thomas S. Roche
July 28, 1999
Whoa!
Tele-Hypnosis And Y2K Suicide
A Miami-based shrink sells instant enlightenment
by RU Sirius
August 26, 1999
Crave
Gender Bending
How to seduce gays and lesbians
by Hank Hyena
November 19, 1999
Dirt
Real Time
Rappin' with Cypress Hill's B-Real
by Robert Phoenix
October 19, 1999
Scope
Steal This Car
High-impact automobile security
by Thomas S. Roche
September 20, 1999
Whoa!
Big Hairy Pile Of Whoa!
Heroin, Pinochet, ABBA -- oh my!
by Jeff Morris
October 29, 1999
Crave
A Spy In The House Of Love
Looking for love at the Edgewater West
by Jayson Gallaway
December 29, 1999
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