Staff Picks: Best of GettingIt
December 27, 1999
In Through The Out Door
Hotel infiltration for fun, profit, and victory
by Sandy Brundage

September 17, 1999
King Mob
UK gangsters go for Hollywood gold
by Chris Campion

July 26, 1999
A Mat On The Moon
How Andy Kaufman saved pro wrestling
by Mat Honan

November 18, 1999
Science Fiction, R.I.P.
William Gibson is still 15 minutes ahead
by RU Sirius

September 24, 1999
God Is My Dentist
Verily I say unto you, your mouth shall be filled with gold
by Annalee Newitz

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Body Bazaar
In the poorest countries of the world, kidneys mean cash
by Etelka Lehoczky, published October 15, 1999
Hey there, First Worlder. Worried about bodily decay. If you're starting to notice the effects of beer, grease and couch-potatohood on your longevity potential, no need to brood. Emaciated slum-dwellers the world over are eager to sell the body parts you need to maintain your gluttonous Western existence as long as humanly possible.
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Geraldo And The Surfing Buddhas
A brush with fame in Xian
by Gary Mex Glazner
November 4, 1999
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Vanity Tech
Gadgets to make you even more beautiful
by Thomas S. Roche
August 20, 1999
Whoa!
Screw The Nuclear Family
Pastor Steve on Christian polygamy
by Mat Honan
August 17, 1999
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Putting The 'X' Back In Xmas
Holiday advice
by Lydia Lunch
December 23, 1999
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Stupid MPAA Tricks
Welcome to the wacky world of film rating
by Peter Braunstein
September 23, 1999
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Hippie Housewares
Stock up on Chi in time for the millennium!
by Thomas S. Roche
November 5, 1999
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When Good Penguins Die
What killed San Francisco's flightless avian aquanauts?
by Paul D. Kretkowski
September 1, 1999
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Wankers Of The World, Unite!
The most common sex act is still taboo, dammit
by Harry Bietoff
September 3, 1999
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The Essence Of Ahnuld
Cornball works for the 'Terminator' online
by Kat Giantis
December 7, 1999
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Body Hop
Two self-possessed videogames
by Suzanne Ashe
December 10, 1999
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Eat My Monkey
A delicious simian surprise
by Brett Allan King
November 25, 1999
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The Bounty Of Summer
Erotic fiction
by Carol Queen
September 22, 1999
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