Staff Picks: Best of GettingIt
December 8, 1999
Organ Grinders
Bioengineers monkey around with your body parts
by Ryan McLaughlin

October 28, 1999
Tony Clifton: Joke's On Us
Bob Zmuda on Andy Kaufman's legacy
by Evan O'Sullivan

August 3, 1999
As Johnny Goes Marching Off
War means action for women, too
by Whorella

September 17, 1999
King Mob
UK gangsters go for Hollywood gold
by Goetz Werner

September 21, 1999
The Indonesian Hermaphrodite
Intersexuality in the S. Pacific and around the world
by Hank Hyena

Featured Authors
RU Sirius (7 stories)
Brett Allan King (8 stories)
Poppy Z. Brite (1 stories)
Andrei Codrescu (14 stories)
Richard Kadrey (2 stories)
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You Can Be A 'Speed Seducer'
How to hypnotize women and feel like a winner!
by Jeff Diehl, published September 20, 1999
That's right, you too can hypnotize hot babes and lure them to your lair where they will service your every sexual desire. Just follow the instructions of self-titled "Chairman of the Broads," Ross Jeffries, founder of the method known as Speed Seduction, and you'll have women obeying your every command.
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Dirt
Cartoon Nonconformist
John K. gives us what we want
by Evan O'Sullivan
December 21, 1999
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Behind The Lies
An interview with the executive producer of Waco: The Rules of Engagement
by Steve Robles
September 15, 1999
Whoa!
Frosty The Snowman Is A Right-Wing Plot
Pro-life propaganda cartoon goes for broke
by Lynn Powers
December 23, 1999
Crave
Public Pussy
Exhibitionism and kitty licking
by Lydia Lunch
November 18, 1999
Dirt
Industrial Strength
Meg Lee Chin holds her own
by Holly Day
November 22, 1999
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Food Terrorism Takes The Mayflower
Europe's model for protest crops up in the States
by Heidi Kriz
October 27, 1999
Whoa!
Internet For Assholes
This week: Chatting for Assholes
by Lou Cabron
October 27, 1999
Crave
Pilgrim Sex
An exposé on colonial copulation
by Eve Rings
November 24, 1999
Dirt
A Kiss But Don't Tell
In love with a rock star
by Nick Mamatas
November 29, 1999
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Hamsters Mate with the Cuban Boys
They're England's newest hit-maker
by David Cassel
August 3, 1999
Whoa!
Future Schlock
Space monkeys, protohumans, and smart drunks
by Patrick Di Justo
November 16, 1999
Crave
Potato Prick Tease
'Nympho artist' carves puds from spuds
by Stephen Lemons
September 2, 1999
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