Staff Picks: Best of GettingIt
November 19, 1999
To Wrestle, Perchance To Dream
Wrestling boot camp
by Mat Honan

December 2, 1999
Bozo And Butts
Creepy clowns and some stinky shit
by Lydia Lunch

November 9, 1999
It's A Deadly World, After All
Death at Disneyland
by John Marr

September 30, 1999
Keane KO's Family Circus Parody
Cartoonist-Webmaster Summit
by David Cassel

September 20, 1999
You Can Be A 'Speed Seducer'
How to hypnotize women and feel like a winner!
by Jeff Diehl

Featured Authors
Athena Douris (5 stories)
Mark Dery (7 stories)
John Marr (12 stories)
Etelka Lehoczky (7 stories)
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The Straight Dope
David Sedaris calls it like he sees it
by Shermakaye Bass, published December 2, 1999
He is Garrison Keillor's evil twin, Mark Twain on acid, Raymond Carver gone gay, a kind and screwball Truman Capote. An astute distiller of '90s Americana, radio essayist and short story writer David Sedaris has a way of slicing through the subcutaneous crap of day-to-day life with sharp and sometimes brutal insight.
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Dirt
Fight Club
An interview with Chuck Palahniuk
by RU Sirius
October 14, 1999
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The Best Friend I Ever Made
Robotic pets for the rest of us
by M. Christian
October 22, 1999
Whoa!
Do You Want A New Drug?
Hitler's drug is the new 'new crack'
by Mike Horowitz
November 10, 1999
Crave
Enema Mine
Going in through the out door
by Steve Robles
October 4, 1999
Dirt
Hollywood Fuzzballs
A hair-raising diversion
by Kat Giantis
November 11, 1999
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RuffTech
The science of dog noises
by Thomas S. Roche
September 15, 1999
Whoa!
Yeltsin Clears Out Cabinet Of All Liquor
by Greg Lee
August 11, 1999
Crave
For A Good Time, Call
Tell me you hate me
by Lydia Lunch
November 4, 1999
Dirt
Buying Stock In Celebrity
Will predictions incite a Hollywood crash?
by Peter Braunstein
November 24, 1999
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My Sticker With Andre
Postering with the posse in London town
by Chris Campion
December 1, 1999
Whoa!
Eyes Forced Shut
Who killed Stanley Kubrick?
by Robert Sterling
October 4, 1999
Crave
Who's Your Mommy?
Changing diapers and stealing panties
by Lydia Lunch
October 21, 1999
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