Staff Picks: Best of GettingIt
September 24, 1999
Tranny Take-Over?
Conquering the world through rock musicals
by David Cassel

October 4, 1999
Eyes Forced Shut
Who killed Stanley Kubrick?
by Robert Sterling

August 30, 1999
Dead Souls On Tape
Strange recordings hold the secret of the afterlife
by Erik Davis

December 2, 1999
Bozo And Butts
Creepy clowns and some stinky shit
by Lydia Lunch

September 24, 1999
God Is My Dentist
Verily I say unto you, your mouth shall be filled with gold
by Annalee Newitz

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Lydia Lunch (26 stories)
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Richard Kadrey (2 stories)
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As Johnny Goes Marching Off
War means action for women, too
by Whorella, published August 3, 1999
War. What is it good for. It's good for getting rid of your man. Say it again. Sure, he may not come back, but if you're honest with yourself you know that he might not return every time he walks out the door.
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Dirt
How Bruce Bailed
An action hero disses his roots
by G. Patrick Pawling
September 13, 1999
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The Making Of A Navy Seal
Basic training, deep-sea diving, and a bag of Cheetos
by Thomas S. Roche
September 29, 1999
Whoa!
Fat Traitor
One woman walks away from the 'fat is beautiful' movement
by Nancy Evelyn Gold
December 16, 1999
Crave
Embracing Goths And Schizos
No personality or too much
by Lydia Lunch
October 28, 1999
Dirt
Making McCelebrities
The advantages of an ever-changing menu
by Andrei Codrescu
August 18, 1999
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Hugs Of Anarchy
In praise of awkwardness
by Andrei Codrescu
October 12, 1999
Whoa!
Christ Killer
Shooting down the Jesus myth
by Robert Sterling
December 20, 1999
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Piss Story
Erotic comic strip
by David Choe
December 10, 1999
Dirt
Making McCelebrities
The advantages of an ever-changing menu
by Andrei Codrescu
August 18, 1999
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WordTech
Are you ready for the text evolution?
by Sherman M. Fridman
December 8, 1999
Whoa!
Hillary Leaves White House, Cites Feng Shui
by Steve Moramarco
August 10, 1999
Crave
Pretzel Logic
Performing from high in the air to down in the sewer
by Stephen Lemons
November 3, 1999
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