Staff Picks: Best of GettingIt
August 18, 1999
Springfield On Drugs
Getting high with The Simpsons
by Don Vaughan

October 7, 1999
The Great Mentos Revolt
Fans fight freshened format
by David Cassel

August 26, 1999
American Siddhartha
Tripping through the stars with the horniest guru
by Robert Phoenix

September 23, 1999
Stupid MPAA Tricks
Welcome to the wacky world of film rating
by Peter Braunstein

November 1, 1999
Reality Ain't What It Used To Be
Thirty-five years after Bell's Theorem
by Robert Anton Wilson

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I Kiss You!!!
Our mystery date with Mahir
by Lou Cabron, published November 4, 1999
Who is Mahir Cagri. If you don't know by now, you've got exactly zero Net cred. He likes music, sport, travel, tenis [sic]. He likes... sex. He's the new Tom Cruise of the Internet, the raging Turkish stud clad in a Speedo, the undisputed master of table tennis, accordion-jamming Heathcliff, and the Net's virulent meme du jour.
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Bizbuzz
Angelica Bridges, Fiona Apple, Susan Lucci and more
by Melissa T.
September 3, 1999
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Egyptian-Alien Love Children
The cult for people of color
by D. R.
August 12, 1999
Whoa!
The Life Of A Urine Monkey
He's just an errand boy
by Scott Taylor
January 7, 2000
Crave
Roman Showers
When vomit is erotic
by Eve Rings
October 11, 1999
Dirt
Maxed Out
Maxim holiday party: plenty of ice, not much fire
by Lex Lonehood
December 16, 1999
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What Keeps Mankind Alive?
When wrestlers become comic book heroes
by Steven Grant
October 5, 1999
Whoa!
Bugs Bunny And Other UFO Victims
Reality isn't always consensual
by Robert Anton Wilson
December 13, 1999
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Split Down The Middle
Modifying the penis in frightening ways
by Cara Bruce
August 16, 1999
Dirt
The Lovely Sexpert
Diane Farr on romance, Loveline, and stained penises
by Elizabeth Millard
September 1, 1999
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Bill Clinton, Gun Salesman
Meanwhile, liberals take on the small issues
by RU Sirius
August 17, 1999
Whoa!
Feds Seize Evidence From Feds
by Linda Avey Bullock
September 3, 1999
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For A Good Time, Call
Tell me you hate me
by Lydia Lunch
November 4, 1999
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