Staff Picks: Best of GettingIt
September 24, 1999
God Is My Dentist
Verily I say unto you, your mouth shall be filled with gold
by Annalee Newitz

August 23, 1999
What Makes A Day Trader Crack?
Market volatility takes on a whole new meaning
by Mark Dery

August 3, 1999
Hamsterdance Fever
The most promiscuous meme on the Net
by David Cassel

September 21, 1999
The Indonesian Hermaphrodite
Intersexuality in the S. Pacific and around the world
by Hank Hyena

September 16, 1999
Semen Warriors Of New Guinea
For them, 'gays in the military' is a necessity
by Hank Hyena

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It's A Deadly World, After All
Death at Disneyland
by John Marr, published November 9, 1999
Disneyland is America's Magic Kingdom of fairy tales and pixie dust, filled with rides and attractions that epitomize the American experience. But for all the manufactured thrills and ersatz danger, not all who brave these iconographic attractions emerge alive and unscathed.
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Whores Galore
Ho'in Hollywood
by Kat Giantis
October 21, 1999
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Incredibly Strange Wrestling
Punk rock in the ring
by Sarah Jacobson
July 26, 1999
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Future Schlock
Grow your own genitals, tiny footballers, and more
by Patrick Di Justo
November 30, 1999
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Girl Porno
Erotic comic strip
by Molly Kiely
December 30, 1999
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Bad To The Bone
Hollywood's baddest girls
by Peter Braunstein
December 29, 1999
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PoopTech
Solutions for that sticky urban problem
by Thomas S. Roche
December 30, 1999
Whoa!
Internet For Assholes
This week: Voting Fraud for Assholes
by Lou Cabron
October 13, 1999
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The 13 Step Program
Rough resolutions
by Lydia Lunch
December 30, 1999
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Bizbuzz
Kirk Douglas, Judy Garland, Jerry Hall, and more
by Melissa T.
December 17, 1999
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The Law Is Your Ass
When does getting lucky mean getting canned?
by Sherman M. Fridman
November 17, 1999
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Internet For Assholes
This week: Digital cameras for assholes
by Lou Cabron
November 17, 1999
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Lip Service
An erotic excerpt
by MJ Rose
December 8, 1999
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