Staff Picks: Best of GettingIt
November 1, 1999
Reality Ain't What It Used To Be
Thirty-five years after Bell's Theorem
by Robert Anton Wilson

January 6, 2000
Bozo Gone Bad
Sex-crazed, psychotic clowns
by Stephen Lemons

December 8, 1999
Organ Grinders
Bioengineers monkey around with your body parts
by Ryan McLaughlin

September 13, 1999
The Human Bombs Of Sri Lanka
Ruthless guerillas commit suicide for independence
by Hank Hyena

November 23, 1999
Dana Plato's Corpse
Let the deadsploitation begin
by David Cassel

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Air Heads
Those who can't do, fake it at the Air Guitar Championships
by Andrew Baio, published August 27, 1999
Any idiot can play the air guitar. It doesn't take nimble fingers or a good ear -- heck, it doesn't even take a guitar. But with a little showmanship and a complete lack of shame, you can still become the World Air Guitar Champion.
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The Mothership Is Landing
George Clinton philosophizes the funk
by Jeff Diehl
August 31, 1999
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The Fuzzy Revolution
Bart Kosko preaches a math apocalypse
by Paul McEnery
October 14, 1999
Whoa!
Internet For Assholes
This week: Copyright Infringement for Assholes
by Lou Cabron
November 10, 1999
Crave
Canine Cajones
I'll take the Great Danes, thank you
by Hank Hyena
October 13, 1999
Dirt
Adam Sandler, Web Idiot Savant
Raw straightforwardness is a good fit for the Net
by Jenn Shreve
September 14, 1999
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Pissing Off The WTO
Tactics of a notorious Web site prankster
by Ray Thomas (Rtmark)
December 3, 1999
Whoa!
Corpses Can Kill
Diseases of the dead and infectious
by Hank Hyena
December 9, 1999
Crave
No Bleeding Women Allowed
Feminism is useless at Native American gatherings
by Hank Hyena
August 20, 1999
Dirt
Scorpio Rising
In appreciation of Kenneth Anger
by Peter Braunstein
September 27, 1999
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As Johnny Goes Marching Off
War means action for women, too
by Whorella
August 3, 1999
Whoa!
Diary Of A Nose Job
A nasal adventure
by Julia Scheeres
January 18, 2000
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Getting Even
How to avenge yourself against human rabbits and other dorks
by Lydia Lunch
September 9, 1999
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