Staff Picks: Best of GettingIt
November 4, 1999
Sex For Memes' Sake
The demise of genes in human evolution
by Jeff Diehl

August 3, 1999
As Johnny Goes Marching Off
War means action for women, too
by Whorella

July 26, 1999
A Mat On The Moon
How Andy Kaufman saved pro wrestling
by Junior Downey

September 20, 1999
You Can Be A 'Speed Seducer'
How to hypnotize women and feel like a winner!
by Jeff Diehl

September 20, 1999
Family Circus Brouhaha
Crazy captions bring lawyers
by David Cassel

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Air Heads
Those who can't do, fake it at the Air Guitar Championships
by Andrew Baio, published August 27, 1999
Any idiot can play the air guitar. It doesn't take nimble fingers or a good ear -- heck, it doesn't even take a guitar. But with a little showmanship and a complete lack of shame, you can still become the World Air Guitar Champion.
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Waiting To Die
But Brother Theodore keeps his sense of humor
by Nick Mamatas
November 1, 1999
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To Wrestle, Perchance To Dream
Wrestling boot camp
by Mat Honan
November 19, 1999
Whoa!
Anton Maiden: Geek Superstar
A boy and his software
by Joel Schalit
December 30, 1999
Crave
Pet My Prostate
Massaging the male G-spot
by Stephen Lemons
August 30, 1999
Dirt
Channeling Orson Welles
Filmmaker takes script and runs with it
by Larry Getlen
December 28, 1999
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Guns Don't Kill People...
...the federal government kills people
by Thomas S. Roche
January 4, 2000
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The Totally Recycled Beverage
Is it the next health craze?
by Hank Hyena
November 5, 1999
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Getting Even
How to avenge yourself against human rabbits and other dorks
by Lydia Lunch
September 9, 1999
Dirt
Bizbuzz
Larry King, The Real World, Courtney Love, and more
by Melissa T.
October 29, 1999
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Food Terrorism Takes The Mayflower
Europe's model for protest crops up in the States
by Heidi Kriz
October 27, 1999
Whoa!
Internet For Assholes
This week: Disposable Identities for Assholes
by Lou Cabron
September 29, 1999
Crave
When The Pole Won't Fill The Hole
Making a better fit
by Lydia Lunch
September 2, 1999
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