Staff Picks: Best of GettingIt
December 21, 1999
Cartoon Nonconformist
John K. gives us what we want
by Evan O'Sullivan

September 24, 1999
Tranny Take-Over?
Conquering the world through rock musicals
by David Cassel

September 17, 1999
King Mob
UK gangsters go for Hollywood gold
by Chris Campion

December 8, 1999
Organ Grinders
Bioengineers monkey around with your body parts
by Ryan McLaughlin

August 23, 1999
Sometimes Winners Do Use Drugs
Or: Do as I say, not as I did
by Ken Layne

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Paul Krassner (4 stories)
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God Is My Dentist
Verily I say unto you, your mouth shall be filled with gold
by Annalee Newitz, published September 24, 1999
Youth Pastor Nathan Sandford sounds like he's been on a really mind-blowing acid trip. It's all about God and dentistry. "I was freaking out," he said, recollecting what it was like to witness the divine miracle of a gold filling spontaneously appearing in someone's teeth.
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Dirt
Celebrities Sing
Is this the next 'We Are the World'?
by Maryam Henein
November 15, 1999
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Not-So-Nice Jewish Girls
by D. R.
July 30, 1999
Whoa!
Internet For Assholes
Mocking Rick Wallace for Assholes
by Lou Cabron
November 3, 1999
Crave
The Eucharist
by Jarboe
August 20, 1999
Dirt
Not Just A One-Hit Wonder
The survival of Soft Cell's Marc Almond
by Holly Day
December 6, 1999
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Protecting Our Women's Panties
Crime fighting legislators tuck in the underwear
by Patrick Hughes
September 2, 1999
Whoa!
The LSD No-Hitter
And other drug tales from the world of baseball
by Mike Horowitz
August 24, 1999
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Testicular Taste Test
Recipes for juicy jizz
by Hank Hyena
December 2, 1999
Dirt
Real Time
Rappin' with Cypress Hill's B-Real
by Robert Phoenix
October 19, 1999
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Art Brutes
Anarchists dismantle the museum
by Iain Aitch
October 13, 1999
Whoa!
Flipper Goes Postal
New evidence of violent tendencies in dolphins
by Mark Dery
August 16, 1999
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No Bleeding Women Allowed
Feminism is useless at Native American gatherings
by Hank Hyena
August 20, 1999
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