Staff Picks: Best of GettingIt
November 30, 1999
The Happy Pessimist
George Carlin doesn't give a fuck
by RU Sirius

July 27, 1999
Journalism Is Dead
Long live journalism
by RU Sirius

November 18, 1999
A Man, A Plan, An Accordion
Weird Al's not so weird after all
by Larry Getlen

October 22, 1999
Avast, Ye Scurvy Tourist!
Modern piracy on the high seas
by Etelka Lehoczky

December 27, 1999
In Through The Out Door
Hotel infiltration for fun, profit, and victory
by Sandy Brundage

Featured Authors
Whorella (5 stories)
Carol Queen (1 stories)
John Marr (12 stories)
Peter Braunstein (17 stories)
Lydia Lunch (26 stories)
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Fight Club
An interview with Chuck Palahniuk
by RU Sirius, published October 14, 1999
In 1995, a young writer of extremely dark fiction sent off one last novel to the mainstream publishers who had rejected him so many times before -- figuring it was his final kiss-off to the book industry.
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Dirt
Ricky Martin In The Closet
Tales of bestiality and a teen idol in an armoire
by Brett Allan King
July 28, 1999
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Broke Dick Dogs
What to do when your willie ain't so slick
by Patrick Di Justo
January 13, 2000
Whoa!
Remote Viewing 101
Coming to a high school near you
by Robert Phoenix
January 11, 2000
Crave
Fishing For A New Foreskin
Circumventing circumcision
by Hank Hyena
August 6, 1999
Dirt
In Bowie's Head
A conversation with the consummate dreamer
by Robert Phoenix
October 5, 1999
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The Subtitle Underground
Strange obsession of the fansubbers
by Annalee Newitz
September 22, 1999
Whoa!
All Death, All The Time
by Randy Alfred
August 9, 1999
Crave
Putting The 'X' Back In Xmas
Holiday advice
by Lydia Lunch
December 23, 1999
Dirt
Spider-Man's Creator Spins The Web
Stan Lee in cyberspace
by Holly Day
September 23, 1999
Scope
Golftech
Modern appliances for the golfing fanatic
by Thomas S. Roche
September 8, 1999
Whoa!
Bringing Home The Bacon
What those TV dads would earn in the real world
by Mat Honan
August 5, 1999
Crave
Anita Geddit
Erotic comic strip
by Roberta Gregory
August 13, 1999
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