Staff Picks: Best of GettingIt
August 20, 1999
When Food Attacks!
Large-scale culinary disasters of the past
by John Marr

July 27, 1999
Journalism Is Dead
Long live journalism
by RU Sirius

November 24, 1999
Turkey Killings
Turks and Kurds pose food for thought
by Hank Hyena

September 23, 1999
Stupid MPAA Tricks
Welcome to the wacky world of film rating
by Peter Braunstein

January 20, 2000
The Great Rubber Band Ball War
Bouncing toward Bethlehem
by Daniel Terdiman

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Screw The Nuclear Family
Pastor Steve on Christian polygamy
by Mat Honan, published August 17, 1999
Happily married Born Again Christian living in Washington but soon to be living in the Philippines. I'm pleasant to look at and pleasant to be with and seek same in a second wife. If you have a dear sister in Christ from which you do not wish to part I would consider marrying a second and third wife at the same time…I will treat you with much tenderness.
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Dirt
A Mat On The Moon
How Andy Kaufman saved pro wrestling
by Junior Downey
July 26, 1999
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Speak Softly And Carry A Stun Gun
The latest in non-lethal ass-kicking
by Thomas S. Roche
September 3, 1999
Whoa!
Superstar Car Wash
A turgid comic strip
by Ric Pryor
December 30, 1999
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Anita Geddit
Erotic comic strip
by Roberta Gregory
September 10, 1999
Dirt
Biography Barrage
Who wants to be famous, anyway?
by Andrei Codrescu
September 22, 1999
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Gross Gifts
Taste is cheap; disgust costs extra
by Thomas S. Roche
December 1, 1999
Whoa!
Internet For Assholes
Mocking Rick Wallace for Assholes
by Lou Cabron
November 3, 1999
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The Bounty Of Summer
Erotic fiction
by Carol Queen
September 22, 1999
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Tattoo Rue
Celebrity skin art with a half-life
by Kat Giantis
September 28, 1999
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WeightTech
Helping you grunt and sweat profusely in hotel rooms
by Thomas S. Roche
October 6, 1999
Whoa!
The Collapse Of Civilization... Or Not
Looking forward to Y2K
by Steve Robles
August 26, 1999
Crave
Doggie Style
How to do it
by Hank Hyena
October 1, 1999
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